What do you do when you’re walking through the jungle and you come across an elephant?
Wipe it off.
the bird has good aim. i give it props
Years ago, a bird shat on my windscreen and I never went on a date with her again
^ But you married her, didn’t you?
^ No. As I said, I never went on a date with her again.
Oh man, you were doing so well…
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