You dog doesn’t disapprove. He’s just wondering why you don’t lick it like he does.
Alex should have been shot at birth. Jesus.
You drop the tip of your cock into a peanut butter jar. Just the tip and wait for your dog to get a wiff. Let the dog do all the work, sit back and watch the game.
The dog might get overenthusiastic, especially when it finds that sausage underneath the peanut butter.
The joke’s actually on Alex for admitting he wears dance tights.
@ Evilcow – Alex is also a girls name (short for Alexandra).
I’ve had some fucked up sex and been with some fucked up partners but never knew that having your dick bit off by a dog is a thing. Is that a thing?
My cat gives me an approving look. Which, for a cat, equals a dog doing back flips.
I doubt hawkbit realised he just admitted jerking off onto his cat.
And the problem with jerking off onto a pussy is?
Not onto, heavens no. My pussy..err cat already spends hours primping itself.
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