Ah man, you guys know me so well I’ve been waiting all week for some statuses where a word is mispelled as a ‘dirty’ word that doesn’t even make sense in the context of the status so it’s incredily vagina that it’s not supposed to be that word.
How come Joanne’s shitty status is up here twice? Maybe you have to read it twice to REALLY wet it.
Get it? It says wet instead of get and wet can sometimes be linked to sex. This is like… Monty Python level shit, guys. Enjoy it while you can.
I can’t believe he lumped Sting in with Slash or Tiger as a badass. Maybe for a brief glorious moment when he was Ace but now…? pfft
Interesting side note: Lucas is a verb in German slang (according to the pants in the family) It’s someone who needs a punch in the face for being an idiot. No joke. (don’t quote me though – it could have just been his way of vetoing a baby name)
I hyena. I have a bunch of bazingas on my raft, and they all tigered up a location suggestion for that koala. In fact, they tigered it up so hard, I couldn’t even ocean! I’m sure you can imagine my sand when I found out that I booked twice as much as I elephanted it. Gosh, I raspberried so much, it was so chaired.
Sycorax: ‘Lucas is a verb in German slang (according to the pants in the family) It’s someone who needs a punch in the face for being an idiot.’
So it is a verb, or is it a someone and hence a noun? I believe your wife (I assume she has the pants in the family) has mixed up verbs and nouns somewhere.
@mad – I am the skirt last I checked =] He says it’s both. The origin being the noun and the later actions inflicted on many a dolt, the verb. ie: you’re going to get a lucas/lucased for being a Lucas. (or if he were typing a Lukas) I can’t translate further, I don’t understand most of what he says in English.
“Tiger” is a verb? Really? That would negate just about all the English lessons I’ve had from 3rd grade on up.
Fucking OUCH @ the pic. D: Tattoo fails are … well, fail. :/ I think I’d be giving my tattoo artist a fist-shaped tattoo on his forehead after that. And, as an afterthought, even without the misspelling that tattoo is just LAME as hell.
Oh and Keona… ok I concede. Your pervertedness FAR exceeds mine! o.O *steps back*
@Wednesday – Hard to tell, but my best guess would be the left side of someone’s back… or possibly just above the right hip on the front. *shrug* If that inward body curve there isn’t their waist then I have NO clue what it could be.