@crane, watch an episode of Jersey Shore, and you will know EXACTLY who Ronnie and Sammi are.
Here are the true facts of the Jersey Shore.
You see, Sammi is a really annoying bitch who is always complaining and crying while pretending she’s the sweetest person on earth. And “Rahn”(Ronnie) is like some kind of beast animal trapped inside a human body.
Together they make the most dysfunctional couple ever. They pretty much break up/get back together every episode, and all their break ups involve some kind of huge fight where *Rahn let’s his inner animal run free and smashes everything and Sammi just screams and screams “STAHP IT RAHN! RAHN STAHP IT PLEASE”
Last episode of Jersey Shore had a particularly epic fight, and someone must have noticed how Sammi sounded like an annoying vulture who can’t pronounce either the word Ron or stop, and so a “Rahn” meme was created.
Here’s a few quotes for everyone’s enjoyment:
“YOU PUSHED ME ON THE BOARDWALK, RAHN. LIKE NO. LIKE STAAAHP. YOU TRAUMAAAHTIZED MEH.”
“Rahn why are you being mean to meh? Stahp it. I’m trying to tawk to you. Rahn. LOOK AT MEH.”
“Lyke wut am I suppozed tew dew!? Lyke itz nawt okey Rawhn itz notokey”