Eli reminds me of my little brother’s friend after he threw a house party while his parents were away. My brother showed it to me after this kid updated his FB status to something along the lines of, “hey guys. I’m not even mad anymore. I just want to know who did it… Who took a dump in my mom’s dryer?” Seeing as I had met this kid, it was hysterical… so, needless to say, number 3 made me laugh.
Number 1 made me laugh only due to the reference to the rascal scooter. hahaha
Kablaam, I had to go to Urban Dictionary on that one and here’s what I came up with: Initially, “White Girl Shwasted” was a term for A girl that was white…shitfaced…and incredibly wasted.
Now? It’s a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own “White Girl Shwasted.”