oh come now, frankenstein! That is a terribly uncharitable position.
Surely James is completely wonderful and his gf is devoted to him. She didn’t *mean* to slip and fall on Tiffany’s bf’s cock. She’s prolly real sorry and, if she swears it will never happen again – well then, I believe her.
^that’s no fucking secret.
and, thanks to the mighty internet, bdsm fetishes are so fucking common now, go to any club and guarantee there’ll be some nubile thing begging to be your sub. unless you’re really fucking ugly. or flamsie.
Imamofo…you’re always claiming how you get shit loads of fanny and now that you’re “one of those guys”. So, between sucking your moms tit (as a grown man an by your own admission), being a little prick on lamebook and fondling your own gooch cos you’re too much of a bitch to just slip a finger inside yourself – I CALL BULLSHIT.
Ms. don’t be a daft cunt. You KNOW why! Nothing would EVER get done if everyone was walking around giggling and talking about eating uranus. Then again, that might somehow bring happiness to world, I think you might be onto something..
You kinda just did call me out… jus a lil bit. BUUUUUUUUUUT I wasn’t bullshitting. I’ve learnt all sorts of new shit since he was born. Baby boys urinate instantly nearly every time their nappy is removed. “Express” is basically milking yourself to save it for a later date…and YOU sir, try to big yourself up online :/
I doubt there’d be children, sunshine. But I’ll need the rough measurements of what your hide will be once it’s treated and cured.
I’m looking for a hairless piece about 40cm sq.
Do you have an tattoos?
I see what’s happened here; James is a “Nice Guy”. Meaning that he’s actually a huge misogynist who thinks that women are too stupid and inept to make their own decisions, and also that women don’t really like sex and that therefore male sexuality is something they need to be protected from. Infidelity not withstanding, Tiffany’s boyfriend is probably just a regular man with the same frailties and flaws as anyone – exactly the kind of person who Nice Guys label as Jerks (“Jerks” being the Nice Guy term ordinary men who manage to get the women Nice Guys moon over because they’re not spineless jackasses).