Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Thoughtful Theories

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  1. Methinks Summer has a hole in her head.

  2. Charlotte Sometimes

    i had to dumb down to understand this.

  3. I remember when we had boats.

  4. smokecrack0fuckchickens

    Summer just made my head explode. Stupid whore.

  5. I kinda agree with Julian. Ish.
    What will we do next! Or ‘drive’

  6. Charlotte Sometimes

    i hope julian is under 10 years old.

  7. Btw, why is it so hard for every ‘stupid posters’ to write wHat? They would probably use their awesome logic and say because its silent. Damn their logic

  8. Summer? Really? you’re an idiot

  9. Summers nickname as a child was “The little abortion that got away”.

  10. I particularly appreciate how a woman who suggests that men are stupid can’t seem to master basic things like spelling and grammar.

  11. @AfroNinja, I can’t believe you were able to glean that much from her “writings.” How’s your head by the way?

  12. Starting in 2011, Facebook is going to charge 5-cents for every time you use the word “like” superfluously. It seems that Julian’s getting a few in under the wire.

  13. @MuToiD_MaN, I had to bang my head against the wall a few times to shake loose the stupid, but I’m okay now.

  14. I would like to force-feed Summer a brain. With a bazooka.

  15. Summer can’t help being so retarted; it’s in the genes. I mean, how stupid do you have to be to name your child “Summer”? Pretty damn stupid I say!

    And yeah, the richness of her calling people less clever than herself (in this case men) when she can’t even write correctly in her mother tongue is staggering…

  16. When did it become ok to write like that? ugh

  17. Duh Julian haven’t you ever seen Back To The Future? Time machine DeLoreans and hoverboards, of course..

  18. Summer, your friends brain tumor may have been fucking with her thoughts when she came up with this flawed logic. It’s ok though, you aren’t far behind her by the sounds of it… I hope… Please?

  19. Ok it may be an internet meme or some other such douchbaggery but the word is retarDed. See, it has a D in it, not a T, as in retardation; a generalized disorder, characterized by significantly impaired cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors with onset before the age of 18. (wiki)

  20. Retarted’s a long-running Lamebook joke, I’m pretty sure. From an old post. Like ratcoon, but people still use this one.

  21. Fair enough, thanks BH. I’ll go and relax with a damp towel on my forehead.

  22. Ok, now I’ll just bitch about morons randomly putting lol anywhere in any statement for no apparent reason.

    Nurse! The Screens!!! lol

  23. Wow, summer’s post. I’ll admit when I first read it, I was like, I don’t get it! lol But then, thankfully, she like, repraraphrased it, so like, I totally understood it and I was like, on the floor rolling in laughter! LOL! :D DDDDDDDDDDDDD

    or not

  24. @9. For the win. I think you nailed that one. I still feel post natal abortions are needed some days though…this may be one of those times.

  25. Ah yes. I remember the good old days when we all drove our spaceships to the store.

  26. Summer – I still don’t get it. WTF are you even talking about? I have a dream that all facebook users will one day use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. My head hurts from trying to decipher the gibberish!

  27. ………..did I just get brainraped?

  28. 25 made me seriously laugh out loud

  29. Thanks to Savanah for passing on her wisdom to Summer before croaking it,
    can you die from stupidity?

  30. @bunnyball
    If you can die from stupidity then Summer is a zombie. A very stupid zombie.

  31. @AfroNinja I was referring to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs

  32. We’re not all dumb whores, but Summer sure does a good job of making it look that way.

  33. people, did you notice summer’s (sigh, at “summer”) explanation was actually worse than the first? hmm. she actually inferred that “ze wemenkind iz more stoopid cuz we gav u prt of our brians, wich iz nw ur dik lol”

    crack is wack summer, crack is wack

  34. At least some guy called Will or Jason didn’t come in at the end and say ‘no duhhh cos how culd you have done nething when there was no kitchen herp derp’.

    Not that Summer’s doing womankind a great service herself or anything.

  35. Maite you are NOT the only one!

  36. I know what’s next, Julian finally can spell

  37. Somehow the lameness is just depressing today. Plus i dnt fill lik desiforing ppls abreevations that mak it 2wice as long 2 rd :(

  38. Headache Material!!! I stopped reading at theroy!

  39. @29 you can die from stupidity, aka Darwin awards..

    Meanwhile Julian, I remember when my patents used to frequent the moon back in the day, they had a summer house there, as was the style of the time, they didn’t get around on plains though, they left those to the country folk.

  40. Anyone remember back when our parents would beat us for talking like these people?

  41. @MuToiD_MaN Oh, I’d forgotten about that one. Yeah, it’s a classic.

  42. Ah, Americans, thick as shit.

  43. uRaRetard, don’t go pinning this on all Americans. A-There’s plenty of people on the other side of the Atlantic who can’t write for shit, and B-There’s plenty of Americans here who want to take people like that, douse them in gas/petrol and start a bonfire.

  44. well at A I was begining to think 43 had a point,
    but then at point B I realised 42 was right to begin with :)

  45. Makster
    August 31st, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Summer can’t help being so retarted; it’s in the genes. I mean, how stupid do you have to be to name your child “Summer”? Pretty damn stupid I say!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    My neighbor in college was named Sunshine, and she was smart as a whip. She had hippie parents, but she was an amazingly talented and intelligent young woman. I think I, personally, lost IQ points everytime I addressed her by name, though.

    “Well, you’re not mating with me, Sunshine!” (10 points for ANYONE who can place that quote…)

  46. #46 sraosa

    “Well, you’re not mating with me, Sunshine!” (10 points for ANYONE who can place that quote…)
    _________________
    Hm… is that a Donna quote from Doctor Who?

  47. myka> Yes! I think that’s possibly my favorite quote EVER from that show. :D

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