Well, so much for not discussing it. “Hey guys, I have a really inappropriate story that I should just message you…oh wait, you already kinda mentioned it? Okay well excuse me while I just correct you…oh shit, well so much for that message…anyways, anyone ever used a guy’s dick to eat fun dip? Now there is a story I should message you…”
I like a girl who squirts, but I’m obviously incapable of generating that reaction with my own skills. So I’ll break out the Mentos like I’m going to do the whole minty oral thing, but I just stuff them in there and pour on some Diet Coke. I call it my Fountain of Failure.