What the hell is a meat raffle?
A raffle where you win meat. Probably in an English pub. It’s the kind of weird shit country folk do.
I don’t think Dan knows how to pronounce fillet correctly.
If I ever ‘meat’ these people I will ‘cut’ them
Get it? It’s like, a cut of meat. But mixed with psychopathy.
The inside of my legs have gone numb, I used to have a feeling but I cant fillet my thighs any longer.
gonzo, that made the pun post even better!
get it? it’s like, I think you’re funny. But mixed with.. well actually I just think you’re funny.
These puns are the wurst!
I must admit, the steak pun made me smile a little. The rest is mediocre at best, though.
don’t fuck around with meat
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