I’m hearing you, Ms, it’s fucking huge! Especially on my computer as I’ve got the font all magged up due to my computer screen being so far away from my face. Have to have the bastard set up this way so as to not cause further damage to my already damaged neck. Michelle, I hate you, too.
You are so clever. I scroll the comments with bated breath searching for your ‘fake’ and then burst out laughing when I see it. So rich. So brilliant. Being so, would you check the following equation for me? I believe it’s correct but I would love your opinion.
obesity + loneliness x infinite sadness = second grader’s humor.
I would like to break the dash and the period keys on Michelle’s keyboard. All that unnecessary punctuations really just makes me want to punch her Right. In. The. Duck. Lips with a made-for-belting-homeruns- bat.