Wow did I call it or what? Gruss does have no sense of humour. Im sad for poor little gruss. Spending his/her/its days in a bleak grey little world. With the who’s down in whoville taunting him/her/it with their happiness.
Hey gruss, sorry you don’t like these. But I bet Lamebook is REALLY sorry you don’t like them. I read in their “About” section that their sole goal is to make you, gruss, laugh, and they don’t give a fuck about anyone else. Who cares if anyone else thinks these are amusing … It doesn’t matter. As long as gruss is happy, Lamebook is happy.
I find it really hard to believe that anyone who consumed 11 beers can not only piss directly in the bowl, but also take a picture of it. I’m wondering if John’s “bird” is standing behind him, doing her thing while taking the pic…
We’re obviously not talking regular beer here…this is the watered down shit they sell at rock concerts for $10 a cup. After 11, he’s probably dangerously close to water intoxication, but not likely very drunk.
@Me do you secretly want me or something? Please point out one funny thing you said that I should have lol’d at? but since we are characterizing each other I see you as a prudish bitch that is so full of herself she can’t fathom the fact that not everyone agrees with her. Call the lamebook police on me, I dare ya!!
It depends on how large of a person he is. It really makes a difference. I’m 6’5″ and about 275lb, 11 beers in a night would make me feel more full than drunk. Especially if it’s low-alcohol crappy beer. (And I know this from experience, I’ve had a LOT more beers than that and was still able to function just fine.)
Oh yes Im so in love with you. Im secretly in plans to move out on my husband and hunt you down. Look out im gonna hide behind a bush jump ya and ravish your nerdy ass. I dont think I ever tried to be purposely funny on here. And lol’d at? Are you retarded? That explains lots.
Also Im no prude babe. I’ll stick more then a finger up your ass. I’ll make you squeal boy! And I never alluded that I wanted you or anyone to agree with me. I just pointed out that you are humourless. The fact that you put first is surely proof of that.
Gruss I take it back. You may have some funny in you. My husband is the jealous type and made me give up stalking and molesting after we got married. That doesnt mean can’t gonna send Cousin Bertha out to cornhole you. Bertha has a gentle touch. At least that what I read on all those bathroom walls.
ahhh see now that was amusing, I take back my stfu…and yeah my wife wouldnt really like you or cousin birtha playing with my bung, plus i’ve been battling the flu so since we’ve e-kissed and made up I should warn you its no place to be right now.