jacobwstphl…neither of you are funny. And, thanks for your kind offer, but I ain’t gonna ‘follow’ you on fucking twitter.
What I would like to do is follow you home and punch you in the throat. Fuck the fucking fresh fucking prince of bel fucking air. Wasn’t funny the first eleventy-thousand and eighteen times. Isn’t funny NOW.
Also add me on Facebook since I clearly spend too much time on the internet, and need more friends. So what better way then to get invite total strangers to friend me on the internet. But seriously… Davis Moore. Add me. Right now.
I’d have to make a facebook account to add you.
and I’m not quite enough of a tragic sheep to do that.
But, if I *did* bother to do it, I’d just use it as an opening to gain your trust enough to eventually find out your home address.
Then I would wait until a suitable dark night and I would come to your house and I would sodomise you with a machete. And then I would hack off your head. After I got done with some serious corpse mutilatin’ I would display your severed genitals as a trophy.
Because it is black history month, you spamming motherfucking cuntstain, and I’m gonna go AFRICAN on your ass.