Monday, June 14, 2010

The Wurst News

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  1. John: FTW!

  2. Although, I suppose Justin is the trendsetter…

  3. …behind Brian

  4. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Becca is so fucken clueless.

  5. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I wonder if she got a clue after the last post.

  6. I’m going to be completely honest…I didn’t understand it until the last one. That’s why I’ve written three nonsensical posts.

    To be fair, I didn’t have a clue who Jimmy Dean was; it was the sausage that tipped it! I then tried to save face, but failed miserably. Are his sausages any good by chance?

  7. YorkshirebornNBread

    I wanna know if Becca’s Dad and Uncle ever ate Jimmy Dean’s sausage?

    http://consumerist.com/2007/11/devoted-customer-upset-jimmy-dean-downsized-sausage-16oz-to-12oz-but-charges-same-price.html

    I Fucking love LB, I learn so much about other countries…

  8. jimmy dean makes some good ass sausage.

  9. well, it looks like between the post and the comments, we’ve exhausted all sausage metaphors and jimmy dean-based chat.

    i think this is one of the funnier ones, as they obviously know becca’s stupid and they’re milking it. but occasionally when i see these kind of posts on lamebook, i just feel like screaming to the poster – ‘YOU CAN DO A PUN! SO EFFING WHAT?!’ oh and to the lamebook collators – ‘IT WAS JUST A PUN FOR EFF’S SAKE!’

    oh – no-one mentioned small wieners yet…

  10. YorkshirebornNBread

    small wieners appears to upset jimmy dean lovers…

  11. i also think john is getting far too much credit – that’s clearly a zeffirelli quote.

  12. LOL @ Becca cuz I can.
    Thank you for your time.

  13. @ jaz i’ve never had ass sausage. does it come in maple flavor?

  14. releasethehounds

    If your name is Jimmy Dean I think it’s compulsory that you love sausage.

  15. Abe Froman sends his regards.

    @hypothesis
    You had and idea and ran with it. So it didn’t work out, I still commend your initiative and rigid code of commenting integrity.

  16. This is too early for me, I have no idea what’s going on. Didn’t even notice the puns (besides the last one) until I read alordslums’ comment. Pretty much nothing in the post besides that last status registered with me.

  17. Same here…

  18. alord suddenly went blue. You feeling ok, buddy? Getting enough oxygen?. Anyway, I clicked on your link, is that you in some of those pics? I’m seeing a young Freddy Mercury. In a good way.

  19. I too had some confusion about why Brian would capitalise, or even ask for, a LINK until Justin’s comment.

  20. Freddy? I’m so sorry, Freddie. How could I get that wrong? Shame on me.

  21. Ben?

  22. I used to have a great boss. Like Jimmy Dean he was a real hot dog. But he had an addiction to smoking that couldn’t be cured and that eventually kielbasa. Then management brat in a replacement who was full of bologna.

  23. Walter, you made me hungry for sausage! Congrats!

  24. word – i could’ve linked to my band’s myspace or youtube channel, but i didn’t want to look like an absolute twat. i just wanted to put my face to a name; also i’m very prepared to stand 100% by any comment i make on here – i don’t want to be one of those wimpy empowered-by-anonymity saucer eyed trolls.

    how can it be freddie mercury in a good way if there wasn’t audio? seriously i was going for french lieutenant’s woman, i’m so upset right now… :-(

  25. I feel like such an American – understanding all those wiener puns from the jump.

    It’s a little depressing.

  26. @alordslums: I proudly stand by my cowardly anonymity but to each their own ;)

  27. I never sausage a bad bunch of puns!

  28. bahaha this was so funny!

  29. british if you live anywhere near derbyshire, – (i don’t know how to say this main clause without sounding gay) – i have a hot tub. and lots of beers.

    and a bunker, as you know.

    you can proof-read my novel for me.

    ;)

  30. alord, don’t be upset. Honestly, when I saw the pics, I DID hear him singing. Come on, Freddie wasn’t that bad. Please, take it as a compliment.

  31. @hypothesis,
    I never saw the other things until you said it. xD

  32. jimmy deans dead i bet pigs everywhere are partying in the streets.

  33. i bet that funeral is gonna be a total sausage fest…

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