Fantasies about Ang Lee will get you dumped. Fantasies about Guy Ritchie, however, rock.
Also, if the poop was totally loose, wouldn’t that be better? Then they’d just have to turn on the shower, rinse it all down the drain, and then bleach the tub. Now they actually have to take the poop out. Ew.
My first name is Blake. But I am a hell of a lot more lenient than the douche who shares my appellation. Seriously, ‘Tom, don’t fuck a girl in Dylan’s room. Tom, don’t fuck a girl on Dylan’s chair.’ Who is this Dylan, princess of the house?
Pissing on someone’s floor at a party is a guaranteed beating, it’s just a fact. If you piss on someone’s floor, the host and all those who witnessed the event have the right to beat you unconcious and steal your money and whatever posessions you may have. Now banging a girl in an ‘off-limits’ room is a lesser offense and only calls for ragging on how ugly and overweight whatever girl he was with was. (even if she was the complete opposite)