Friday, October 8, 2010

The Twilight Saga: Keep ’em Comin’

previous post: Putting a Spell on You

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  1. mad2, don’t lie. We’ve all been thinking it. Hell, junebug has been signaling that rally cry for days now. Embrace your Hobo hate.

  2. Is that Ricky Gervais?

  3. Soup, I like to try inciting mob reactions. It’s just a little hobby of mine.

  4. I am so annoyed by Twilight I can’t even derive pleasure from mocking it.

  5. It’s true that the anti-Twilight thing is a little old, but think of this. Whoever fucks that woman probably has to see those eyes staring at them while they do it so she doesn’t have to face them and can imagine that it’s her precious Edward with his dead cock. *shudders*

  6. That woman with the tattoo might be a man.

  7. Looking at the tattoo alone- and forgeting that it’s Twilight- it’s pretty well done. You can tell just by those eyes who they belong to. It’s a good tattooist, Can somebody give me his/her number, seriously.

    The second and third are not funny, or rather they are not smart.

  8. honestly in my opinion twilight and justin bieber are tha shit,, but thats only cause Im a little 14y.o. teeny bopper….LOL

  9. junebug, did somebody just call me a douche?

  10. Douche, did someone just calle junebug a Hobo?

  11. OK my first and last post. Fuck this. I will go back to surfing craigslist for crazy posts. Less time consuming and no password. And I doubt that BritishHobo is a hoboe. Have fun!

  12. But he is an oboe

  13. Buzz, thank you so much. We are deeply honoured that you were able and willing to take time out of your busy schedule of wasting time looking at nonsense on the internet to tell us that you are going to look at nonsense elsewhere. If there is anything we can ever do for you I am sure that everyone here is in your debt.

    Pedant, I thought Hobo claims to be female (and by the rules of the internet is therefore a 40-year old creepy male)?

  14. I’m whatever you want me to be.

    Unless you want me to be female.

  15. dan_fargis_is_a_fag

    I know I’m late to this party, but I can’t believe that among all of the bitching and moaning about Twilight blasts being old, nobody caught the true brilliance o the first post?? What appears to be a middle-aged mom pushing her toddler in her cart at a Wal-Mart checkout looking at fucking Kool-Aid to put in the aforementioned toddler’s sippy cup?!?! After spending $200 on her fucking retarded tattoo, she can only afford Kool-Aid for her kid! Unbelievable, yet totally believable, since it’s probably some lady in TN or AL. I thought it was perfect.

  16. Why did I just get a mental image of Hobo dancing around naked with his twig and berries tucked between his legs a la Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs?

    Because my brain hates me. That’s why.

  17. Fargis_fäg, she might not have actually purchased kool aid. For all you know she was staring at it in utter disgust, thinking ‘How can those women in TN and AL put this shíte in their babies?’ Though I realize
    Sorry for mixing up your gender Hobo. Clearly, I’m an idiot.
    Although you said we could make you whatever we wished, just not female. Can we make you a hermaphrodite then? How about ‘one op away’ from female?

  18. Phew, was getting worried for a moment. thought I’d developed my first ever lady crush.

  19. Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Fucking Twilight Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Douche Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Hobo Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant.

    Can we have some Bieber lamebook? I miss them funnies the most.

  20. All of this is so much meh. The lot of you are lame.

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