Hm, for once, anti-Twilighting that is not up to par, except for the last one. And that in part because of what fa1lbook has today about grammatically-correct rapping.
However, I did get an ad come up offering ‘endless p1easure in bed.’
Lamebook does this on purpose. Sadists. They’ve seen how those commenting react to their Twilight posts (and the Bieber ones). They want the inevitable Hobo rant, and others like it. It’s good for business in their minds. It ain’t.
Lamebook, we want some quality posts. Where are they? I know you’ve got some, so hand ‘em over. It’s a fair reward for us loyal folk.
oldgit, I would never advertise “endless p1easure etc.” I don’t know what that is.
Pedantic, today is ironically the day that most of the women on my facebook decided to post their stupid purse meme posts, and all the guys decided to keep commenting with winks only to be told to get their minds out of the gutter. Why is everyone on my facebook always about three days behind the rest of the world?
I was going to post a rant on facebook about the purse meme and the pointlessness thereof, accompanying it with something along the lines of “I like it in the back alley” as an attempt to raise awareness of prostate cancer (Although that has nothing to do with boobs so no-one cares about it) But I just knew I’d get flamed for being a heartless misogynist or the like.
I care about the prostate, oldgit, believe me, I care. I see a hell of a lot of them on a weekly basis. Prostate cancer is something I (literally) get behind. I’d grow a mo in November if I could, but it’s impossible.
I don’t know what is wrong with Facebook lately. First that purse crap, now my feed is getting flooded by reposted statuses about dead babies and a “Click like if you’ve lost a loved one” group. Like? Really? I’m supposed to ‘like’ having lost a loved one? Is it morbid month in the social networking world or something?
Well you’ll just have to put up with their crap if that’s the case. Me, I am merciless. I don’t care about shit like that. I know most of the people on my list in life, anyway. I’ll talk to them in person. I have it for one purpose, and one purpose only – to stay in touch with someone in the UK. Well, it’s one of the tools we use, but it’s the least used one, actually. Good for photos, though.
It’s true that the anti-Twilight thing is a little old, but think of this. Whoever fucks that woman probably has to see those eyes staring at them while they do it so she doesn’t have to face them and can imagine that it’s her precious Edward with his dead cock. *shudders*
Looking at the tattoo alone- and forgeting that it’s Twilight- it’s pretty well done. You can tell just by those eyes who they belong to. It’s a good tattooist, Can somebody give me his/her number, seriously.
The second and third are not funny, or rather they are not smart.
Buzz, thank you so much. We are deeply honoured that you were able and willing to take time out of your busy schedule of wasting time looking at nonsense on the internet to tell us that you are going to look at nonsense elsewhere. If there is anything we can ever do for you I am sure that everyone here is in your debt.
Pedant, I thought Hobo claims to be female (and by the rules of the internet is therefore a 40-year old creepy male)?
I know I’m late to this party, but I can’t believe that among all of the bitching and moaning about Twilight blasts being old, nobody caught the true brilliance o the first post?? What appears to be a middle-aged mom pushing her toddler in her cart at a Wal-Mart checkout looking at fucking Kool-Aid to put in the aforementioned toddler’s sippy cup?!?! After spending $200 on her fucking retarded tattoo, she can only afford Kool-Aid for her kid! Unbelievable, yet totally believable, since it’s probably some lady in TN or AL. I thought it was perfect.
Fargis_fäg, she might not have actually purchased kool aid. For all you know she was staring at it in utter disgust, thinking ‘How can those women in TN and AL put this shíte in their babies?’ Though I realize
Sorry for mixing up your gender Hobo. Clearly, I’m an idiot.
Although you said we could make you whatever we wished, just not female. Can we make you a hermaphrodite then? How about ‘one op away’ from female?
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