Bandana $4, KMart, stolen weapon $20 to replace lost volleys, wife-beater $5, BigW, tattoo, $3, temporary, Reject Shop. Having photo taken in front of twilight photo to destroy tough guy image.. Priceless
I don’t know if it is Daniella and Joseph’s anniversary, and I am not sure about Joseph, he could have had all sorts of anti-twilight dissing, yet all he says is lmao. Also the birthday comment seemed really irrelevant.
If you like Twilight… fair enough… ish. I’m nobody to knock you for a general opinion… but they still suck.
However, if you are ‘in love’ with Edward, and he’s the ‘perfect boyfriend’ and you wish ‘all guys could be like Edward’: FUCK YOU. He’s not real, and even if he was he’d be an abusive cock who probably wouldn’t even like you anyway.
Oh, and good job on that whole feminism thing. I know there are some idiots out there who think that women should be ‘their own person’ and not have to live solely to ‘serve men’, but you’re doing a great job to prove them wrong by becoming the bitch of a FICTIONAL BLOODY CHARACTER.
Also, that guy with the gun is a cock for reasons too numerous to list.
Oh, and I’m thinking it’s not Daniella and Joseph’s anniversary, but she means it’s hers and ‘Edward’s’ anniversary. Probably a week anniversary, because she’s one of those people who don’t know an anniversary is a year, and celebrate it on the second thursday of every third month or whatever… but what would you expect from someone who thinks Edward is a good boyfriend?
I mean, seriously, I’ve read these books (ashamed to admit. but it was back before it got annoyingly popular, and I was interested to see what it was like) and basically their entire relationship is like… he can’t touch or kiss her because he’ll try to eat her, plus he’s always moody and so the two of them argue over fucking everything. Plus he’s freezing cold! WHo the hell wants a moody, freezing cold boyfriend who can’t even touch them? I never thought the ‘girls only like jerks’ thing was really true, but then again, female Twilight fans don’t exactly do their sex any favours, do they?
Oh and I read them too, frustratingly because after reading the first one I wanted to see how it all panned out, and they were a bit shit, but I am a bit OCD and had to finish.. He is so frustratingly serious and such a self-righteous goody two shoes that needs a punch in the head, and Bella is a whiney, mopey, self-involved weiner who also needs a punch in the head. Oh and renaesme? Seriously… There is my twilight rant, sorry, a bit carried away.
No, it isn’t, is it? I don’t actually know any 15 year olds, so thankfully my world is not a twilightathon, I actually enjoyed reading the first book (to my shame), it was the rest I had to finish for completeness
Lol, and to my right on the comp screen there is an actual ad (one of those sketchy ones) that literally says ‘What to Read After Twilight?’ It’s some book by some Steven Steel Trapp guy. And oh lol, it’s supported with some seal of approval quote by Meyer herself *rofl*
The whole Edward Twilight thing is silly, bite a girl on the neck and starting sucking her blood. She WILL freak out, regardless of how sexy and charming you are. ( I haven’t seen the movie or read the books)
Ok, I get really sick of people going on about the “unrealistic expectations” of men that girls get from twilight. If they think that shits real then they obviously aren’t very smart & will get “unrealistic expectations” of everything after watching most movies
Richard is that guy you read about in the papers, you know, the guy who others made fun of at school. He made the news because one day he tied his favourite red hankie round his face to pose with daddy’s pistol for an awesome picture, just like them badass guys in those dvd’s on that shelf in the background. Then right as the picture was taken he sneezed, fingers twitched and so put a bullet in the head of his kid brother standing nearby.
Well, he had his hankie to his nose at least, so it wasn’t all bad.
@ BritishHobo: Jesus, fella. I thought I could rant sometimes. You take the expression ‘angry rant’ to a whole new level. You and dilysin were made for each other (assuming sex/sexuality compatability).
If it’s any consolation, I think you make a good point though.
Ehhh, I have anger to vent and usually it seems to come out on Lamebook when I really only set out to make a comment that was a sentence long XD
I think someone said it’s weird that fictional characters are making people so angry (sorry, I’ll keep this short) but for me it isn’t the fictional characters. It’s the way that people have gotten so obsessed with these books. I mean, as long as films or books have been big, there’s always been people who’ve fancied a film star, or read a romance novel and swooned, but I’ve NEVER seen anything like this before. It’s insane.
Twilight the book is so bad that I checked it out of the library in 06 and couldn’t finish it, then in 08 some friends were gushing about it and I had completely forgotten that I’d already not read it. Matter of fact I had forgotten it existed. I proceeded to read as much of it as I had before and only then realized I’d read that much of it before and it still sucked. And again I didn’t finish it. I did read the last page though.
Wow, everyone’s ragging on Twilight. I’ve read the books and enjoyed them. I am not obsessed, nor have I had an erotic dream of Edward or wished my man sparkled. They are just good junk read books. I do however prefer more “adult” themed material, maybe if there was more “adult” material in twilight I would have loved them, but alas, there was not.
I read all the books and watched the movies to find out what the hype was all about, and to find out why Jacob/Edward was as appealing as people say they were, and alas, I could not find it. No hype, no appeal to me.
But the best part of watching New Moon was that an eight year old boy in the theater said out loud, during Bella’s moping scene (October.. November.. etc), “She really needs to see a therapist.” That made my day.
I became biased against twilight last year when this girl I liked rejected me and told me that i was her “Jacob” and that this other guy was her “Edward”. Believe it or not it does affect girls and its kind of tragic really.
acanadianinOz, just stop touching her completely. Recoil and flinch when she tries to kiss, hug, have sex with, or just generally touch you. When she asks why, get all ‘intense’ and ‘moody’ and yell at her.
Does she own a car? Break it, so she can’t go out and visit any other guys.
Basically act like a distant, angry prick to her for ages, then when she starts yelling at you for being such a wanker, shrug and say ‘hey, I thought you wanted me to be the tit off of Twilight.’
True but fully worth it, and tape it and then put it out to the public showing what twilight does to people…
They couldn’t put more adult material in it cause Edward is so afraid that he would eat Bella, or break the bed…
Lmao at last two by BritishHobo. I share the contempt for twilight. I do how ever, love to point out to “Team Edward” that they are necrophiliacs, and to “Team Jacob” that they are rooting for bestiality…
wow this website is bull. the one with daniella; yeah, that’s my sister. not even joking. i am literally looking at it on her fb right now. and they changed a lot of it.
it should look like this: http://i45.tinypic.com/15559cl.png
this website changes stuff to make it seem funny, and it’s bogus.
oh, and for everyone bashing her, she was talking to her best friend brittany, about brittany and brittany’s boyfriend’s two year anniversary, which just so happens to be on my sister’s birthday.
and she’s 20. not young.
You people think it’s funny to bash people online when you have no idea who they are or anything. At least she doesnt sit online all day talking crap about people like everyone here. Get a life, GO READ A BOOK or something productive.
Good callout indeed, mveeds. And a thumbs up too for coming to the defense of your sister. Many of the comments though are not true personal attacks as the real identities are not known, even if some comments crosses the line of decency. And often people are really just poking fun at a perceived situation. Still, thanks for providing the real facts here.
Wow, thanks for revealing just how evil lamebook really is… changing that “your” to an “our” can’t really be categorised as editing in the name of clarity or brevity when it changes the whole meaning of the post.
But anyway, don’t hate the people for making fun of who they thought your sister was, hate the system for its baseless propaganda tactics. Fight the power!
It’s also possible that the person who submitted Daniella’s post did some photoshopping him/herself, and that lamebook simply posted it as received. Whatever the case, all entries from now on will be suspect. Poor job.
Oh and @40 – Not even reminding you that he could kill you, but that he wants to.
I actually read the first book in an impartial attempt to see what all my friends loved about it. As I am the only happily married woman out of my friends, I now know why my love life is successful and theirs sucks. I don’t take any shit from my man when he decides to be a douche, and I don’t tolerate being treated as if he doesn’t want to know me. I am utterly baffled by the whole “Edward” thing.
Aww, I like Robert Pattinson. His comments about how he tried to make Edward as much of a creepy douche as possible because he hated him so much were hilarious XD “Plus he’s a 108-year old virgin, so you know there’s a problem there!”
That said, I hate Twilight. It almost comes around to being so bad it’s good – New Moon was the funniest movie I saw all year, and some of the passages in the book make me lol. But all the lulz in the world will never make up for the Twilight hype.
I really am telling the truth, for real. I liked this site but now it just makes me wonder how much is changed just to make it seem funnier. But whatever, it’s not like it really matters, this is just some dumb site.
I was just trying to defend my sister from all these people bashing on her.
Oh my fucking God. Someone’s being rude about mveeds’ sister on the internet. He doesn’t care and this site’s dumb, but instead of ignoring it and moving on, he’s going to post to defend her. For real. I mean, it’s not like it really matters.
She’s still a filthy, syphilis infested, smack addicted prostitute. And she’s fat.
Get a life, go read a book or something productive.
If Jacob wasn’t only like sixteen I’d think he was hot. As it stands, twilight was enjoyable enough but doesn’t compare to any real literature. Mveeds. Get the fuck over it man, no one knows her and didn’t say anything to her directly so it’s clearly not a personal attack.
Hey Richard, I get it brohemoth, you’re trying to look tough and sexy as well as brooding, romantic and sensitive underneath. Shame you failed