Monday, November 23, 2009

The Thin Line Between Love and Hate


previous post: What’s On Their Minds



  1. Joel….FTW!!!

  2. what is this I don’t even

  3. meh

  4. The only lame thing about this is lamebook putting it on here…….it isn’t lame or funny, just about average to me.

  5. I hate it when insecure attention whores fish for compliments like this.

    Joel handled her perfectly. Whenever someone fishes like this by insulting themselves, just agree with them. I usually say, “Man, I’m glad YOU’RE the one that said it! But really though- You’re right.”

  6. Ditto ret0dd. It’s the only way to respond, and it makes them feel bad, too. That’s win/win.

  7. She seems obsessive compulsive.

  8. joel has to be the biggest asshole here. joel is a stupid name anyway.

    wtf is a retodd anyway? i think you meant retart.

  9. I like turtles.

  10. I have bendy legs!

  11. turtles has good hair

  12. This chick compares her “thinning hair” to a cancer patient?! Shallow

  13. The fact that she compared herself to a cancer patient makes me want to hit her upside the head with a cast-iron frying pan. Perhaps that will fix her hair.

  14. Flexo, I hope your not serious. I THINK YOU MEANT *retard* not retart hahahaha. I REALLY HOPE YOU WERE JOKING WHEN YOU WROTE THAT. If not, seek a third grade teacher ASAP.

  15. I’m a lizard!

  16. @ Dave

    Great minds think alike at the very same time!

  17. Ya, comparing her hair to a cancer patient is about the lowest thing ever!! CLearly she has never experienced someone going thru chemo, because if she has, she would never say something like that!

  18. This entry sucks. Sorry, it does.

  19. Retodd, I do the same thing. *when being uber skinny* “oh my god I’m so fat!” “Yeah. Well,you could go on methamphetamines or summat”

  20. Meh doesnt deserve to be on Lamebook.
    Also , I think Flexo has a severe down syndrom.

  21. Which flexo? The original was the best!

  22. @ Ratcoon’s widow … Is it true?? Is Ratcoon really gone forever?!

  23. shut up assholes. i am the best of the best when it comes to grammar. retart is a word , retard is NOT. I am a third grade teacher down here in mexico so shut up will. assholes.

  24. I don’t understand how this attention whorish. I deal with the same exact problem and if I ever mention it, which of course is only to my closest friends, I am certainly never fishing for compliments.

    This is not lame. At all.

  25. I really liked this one – Chazz comment number 4, you my friend are a bell end.

  26. flexo is a tumbling, tumbling dickweed

  27. and Flexo – retart is a word here and you are our definition of a lamebook retart.

  28. Yes, the punctuation speaks for itself :)

    Is it me or is flexo *RETARTED* hahahahahaha

  29. @ Adam

    I personally didn’t care for it, and to me seemed not that lame. But maybe I am expecting too much from lamebook I guess.

  30. Enough with it. Flexo is trolling and you guys are making it easy for him. I think you all are wasting your time on this dickhead,ignore his RETART ass.

  31. flexo = trolling all of you

  32. @ kiwi, orbsonb:

    negative. cancel that.

  33. @ Dave

    I have been in mourning for my beloved ratcoon for quite some time now. From what I was told by the authorities, he is very dead. However, I did hear via the lamebook comments that he is, in fact, alive! I am anxiously awaiting confirmation. And I still have a hitman looking for that damn chic who ran his ass over…

  34. Classic line from Joel!!!

  35. Joe, I’ve had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you’re half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can’t even measure.

  36. Hopefully the next submission is funnier and a lot more lame.

  37. 1/4

  38. Holy crip, he’s a crapple!

  39. Wo wo wo wo wo wo…. Lois this is not my Batman glass!

  40. Isn’t ‘retart’ when you heat up your toaster pastry a second time?

  41. @ Paula

    I’ve just found out i’m retarted.. and umm.. you might wanna get yourself tested


  43. I think the lame thing is comparing you making your hair fall out by messing with it and then bitching and moaning to someone losing their hair due to something out of their control i.e. cancer.

    That’s pretty sick.

  44. bitching and moaning and comparing it to*

  45. fran, you are just a retart and need to reelize you are a dumbass.

  46. flexo, don’t start this retart shit again.
    Either you are a troll, which no one likes, or a stubborn ignoramus, also which no one likes.
    Sort it out.

  47. bonethedog, you have no brian so shut it.

  48. it’s brain. it’s retard. and it’s realize. Your mom must be proud, if she can read at all.

  49. john, assholes. my mother is dead. she was killed by the cartel. and that is what i said…….i said brain. YOU need to learn how to read retart.

  50. I’m sorry. Then she must be relieved.

  51. john, shut up assholes. and it is relieved.

  52. You’re dissappointing. I expected more out of you.

  53. See, you’re all stupid, they’re gonna be looking for army guys.

  54. flexo is my favirite person evar.

    i personally lawl’d at this, then came, then laughed some more at a lot of things said herein. and will the real Peter Griffin please stand up?

  55. You guys really need to chill. Flexo=joking=previous thread jokes=CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

  56. Yeah retarts. Use your brians.

  57. Tune in for tomorrow’s Amanda status update: “I hate my small boobs, i feel like someone who’s undergone a double masectomy!”

  58. @ Zoned don’t ruin it! sssssssshhhhhhhh, let them be stupid!!!

  59. *mastectomy

  60. @ Flexo, I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt when I saw you misspelled “retard” but seeing how that is the second time i’ve read your posts, ending with “retart” I see now, you’re just a paulbag.

  61. bailey, you asshole, shut up and know your role. speak when spoken too, nd NEVER again.

  62. Flexo, I pitty you. Loose some weight get a life, and a job. And stop ragging your OWN insecurities on other people. It’s not our fault you’re a fucking looser.

  63. bailey, it is spelt “loser” DUH, you need to learn to spell write.

  64. Flexo, it’s “right.” YOU need to learn how to spell.

  65. laquisha, shut up asshole, you are a retart. write is a word DUH.

  66. yo flexo

    trying too hard son

  67. my dick is so small that when i piss it goes all over my balls

  68. flexo, is it your job to fail repeatedly?

  69. hey flexo
    ease up on callin people retarts ay, its a little offensive for some people

  70. Elvis: I was dreamin’. Dreamin’ my dick was out and I was checkin’ to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin’ off. Or I’d like to think that’s what I’d do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn’t had a hard-on in years.

  71. That was fucking lame.

  72. Flexo, clicking the submit button without having proof read first was a bit retarted of me, I agree.

  73. I don’t see this as attention whoring… she sounds genuinely upset to me. Not everyone who complains about their appearance is fishing for compliments. Sometimes they really do just hate their appearance, and need to vent.

  74. reading…reading…bored…more reading…BAM! GO JOEL!

  75. disregard that, she’s a bigger attentionwhore than i am and i’m jelous

  76. @ flexo


  77. Makes me proud to be a Joel.

  78. Flexo. We get your spelling and grammar jokes. You want attention. You’re like some kid who repeats some Jackass shit, then puts it on Youtube. Gig’s up champ.

  79. All my hair fell out when I was twelve.
    That bitch needs to shit the fuck up.

  80. Joel = Win
    Flexo = Lousy troll
    People who get trolled by Flexo = Fail

  81. Joel wins at life. I wish I could be as awesome as him.

  82. Good grief, flexo. A few pages ago you couldn’t see where brians was. Now you’re misspelling brains. For the record, brians is so passe.

  83. LOL @ the pathetic attempt to insult me. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised to see such a comment, since a lot of people here like to make assumptions about others based on hardly any information whatsoever…

  84. This thread is far more entertaining than the post itself HA! I’m not entirely sure whether “flexo” is acting like a moron to get a rise out of people, or is actually a few fries short of a happy meal.. Either way! Keep up the good work all!

  85. flexo is alpha troll here, and its so easy to feed him.

  86. What makes this funny is the girl is complaining about her hair and her friends are trying to raise her self esteem and what really sets it off is that Joel tells her he ‘Does not like this’

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  89. My vote- attention whore

  90. stupid superficial cow!

  91. Why do silly little tarts think its acceptable to compare their bad hair days to cancer patients?


    I bet they moan about it less than she does too…

  92. This is my sister, Amanda. It was a joke. Calm down people, jesus.

  93. I hope Amanda gets cancer

  94. You know….I lost a bunch of my hair. There was a medical cause for it other than cancer. (My mother’s a cancer survivor, by the way, so please lay off of the insinuations of insensitivity for a second and hear me out) While I can certainly understand how Amanda’s post may seem superficial to many of you, I will say that I do sympathize with her on some level. I actually felt pretty bad for her when I read the post. It’s kind of traumatizing for a young woman to lose her hair, especially when it gets so thin that you can no longer hide your balding scalp by ‘messing’ with it. Granted, she may just be fishing for compliments, but I think hair loss might be enough to make any lady cry….going bald is pretty embarrassing, especially for a woman. Personally, I would be a quite hurt if someone called me a stupid superficial cow for being upset about losing my hair. Just food for thought….

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