1.99 pints? That’s nothing. Last night, I had two pints.
FTW! and you
steeeever you failed!
Hang you’re head in shame!
Yo mamma’s so fat she can’t fit through the Griffindor.
kenny ripped off the Hasseloff roast – that line was from Lisa Lampanelli
these are really really bad.
God damnit, Steeever.
Yup….these are pretty bad.
I’ve had that problem after watching the Chuck DVDs before.
TV SHOWS! I DO THNGS LIKE THEY DO LIKE IN TV SHOWS!
I await your applause/Laughter at my genius.
@Jonjones you get a hug, but no applause. No cigar, either; but, you were close.
I thought two was lame until the last one. But I read it in my big person voice, which helped.
I’ve only seen these kinds of clever a few times on the Facebook. My response is “I watched Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer so much I raped and cut up your fucking mother!” My poor niece.
Yo momma jokes are not funny unless they’re horrible and cruel.
Kenny has liver the size of an Asparagus tip….the perfect accompaniment to a fine Chianti fh..fh..fh..fhfh
No?…tough crowd man.
Cosmo, Tommy and Craig, you are intensely boring cunts, stop quoting a kids film you pubescent fuckwits… now point to the dolly at show me where the mean internet man touched you.
I was my name is Earl; now I have a list to make up for all the mean things I said to you fucktards. Doh! Number 119…
And watched it too
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