I feel for Kat. I actually worked at a grocery store through college and that happened to me three times. Well, one wasn’t really at my register, it was more like everywhere, but still. It’s a sad state of affairs and it changes something inside of you.
some thing like that happened to me i work at a casino. was dealing at a table someone crapped their pants. they didn’t leave. neither did anyone else. we had to get security to come over and get the people to leave so we could get the seat cleaned. i had to stand there for an entire hour!
Devin’s unfortunate disregard of proper punctuation makes it appear as though he bespoiled the customers to the horror of the restaurant’s staff. Apparently he didn’t read the sign: Employees must wash their hands.
People are disgusting! I worked at a clothing store some years ago & a woman took a shit in the dressing room. I had the most ghetto customers at this place. Ask to use the bathroom. Also, I worked in a restaurant and a lady missed the toilet. After that, every time she came in, we put an “out of order” sign on the bathroom. She would shit every time she came in there. Fucking shit at home you nasty ass mother fuckers. At my community college, the women were so disgusting that they would get shit on the walls. ew. Women are nasty. Not being racist either, but it was all black women too.
oh i would definitely take pictures. that’s the shit you show to his girlfriend when he’s in high school and he’s dating some tramp that you hate. endless blackmail. and who knows when you’ll need him to do something?
Ewww…. My mind did not even go there. I’m talkin’ like, three months old… if a guy can uhh.. yeah, then he’s definatly too sick and then I’d have to kill him. It’d be the only way to solve the problem. Luckily, I’m highly skilled in the art of being a ninja.. So it would be a simple task.
@cupid Yes, there was tp. Not really sure but I would assume it’ bc people normally don’t like to put their bums on public toilet seats so when they have the shits…or diarrhea it splatters? I really don’t know. I am ashamed of my fellow ladies.
@Stix – I have recently learned about the phenomenon of “hovering.” Why would you do something to create the kind of situation you were trying to avoid? I figure, whatever doesn’t kill my ass makes it stronger.
I feel for the dude who had to clean up the bathroom where he worked. Almost everyone who works in retail/foodservice has to deal with that at SOME point. *shudder*
And some people are real fucking prudes & assholes (in regards to the crap-covered kid), esp. the chick who’s “got lots of kids” and “never had her kids covered in poo” …. Well aren’t you & your kids fucking perfect? (Parents, of all people, should not be that bothered by things like poop.) Toddlers can be very quiet and sneaky sometimes especially when they have just awaken from a nap, for example, and Mom/Dad isn’t aware they are awake and hasn’t come to get them yet. At least on one occasion, maybe two, I went to check on my daughter and found that she had taken off her poopy diaper when she woke up and played in it. They don’t realize it’s gross, but, realistically, you’re least likely to get sick from your own poo anyway, for one. It smells nasty but likely isn’t gonna hurt the kid. You wash everything thoroughly and move on. Big effing deal.
As far as taking the pics well, I never did but if I’d had a phone on me at the time I might have LOL (and Christ it only takes two seconds, I’m sure it’s the difference between getting the kid clean and having him smell like poo his entire life). But I would not have posted them on FB or anywhere else that’s for sure. But yeah, it would make good arsenal in the future. Hehehe
Nice work Tim! I reckon that Sean (pay it forward) is on to something… Makes perfect sense really, its just the complicated English language that is wrong you see. Why? First, Second, Third??? Rather than Oneth, Twoth Threeth Fourth Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth, Ninth, Tenth…???