Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Savior

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16 Comments

  1. Opium for the masses!

  2. I know people who try to “save” you usually have good intentions, but I never know how to politely tell them to fuck off and keep their Kool-Aid to themselves.

  3. Penis McGuillicutty

    A very religious person wouldn’t think good Christian deeds deserve payment. Long lie for a weak punchline.

  4. No, you didn’t “save” them, because they weren’t about to die. If you hadn’t helped them, someone else probably would have.

    And, the last line you wrote was an afterthought that you had while you were driving away.

  5. Beatusmongus is a devout Christian???

  6. “A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.”
    - Albert Einstein

  7. @5 – No, I’m not upset with the dude, if that’s what you’re thinking. I’m just saying that seldom do people think of those clever lines until they’re going over the whole scenario in their mind 20 minutes later.

    And, dammit, spell my name properly. How hard is it to copy and paste it?

  8. derka allah, muhammad jihad.

  9. People thumbed down an Einstein quote. Lol

  10. ‘Where do you worship the Lord?’
    ‘In private, where he said to!’.

  11. Beatusmongus, are we judging the comedic value of these pooppy comments? And spelling your handle – not important. ;)

  12. beatusmongous- the jerk store called, they are out of you!

  13. ^ Because I’m one of a kind. Now get back to sucking Hindu’s dick.

  14. I’m calling bullshit on this story.

    Roman Catholics and Anglicans talk about “going to mass” and “parishes”. People who talk about “being saved” are evangelical Protestants. Those phrases don’t go together.

    We’re mocking a weirdly assembled straw man made with three arms. no legs and a turnip for a head.

  15. #7 Yes butusmungous it’s pretty hard to copy pasta.

  16. ^ I guess you’re right, Sploogezone.

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