Really, word? I was thinking this is pure idiocracy.
Somewhat reminds me of that one where the woman;s boyfriend was naming her puppy Aspen and the other chick started flipping because her baby was going to be named that too or wahtever
i got really bored half way through that. it wasn’t spicy. it was just two sad sad women treating babies like trophies and proving schopenhauer right. also notice the man never gets blamed? oh, your tampon falls out, because, like, you totally have sex with loads of men, like, totally all the time. which is totally because you’re a slut. haw haw haw.
not that i’m having a go at you lamebook. you’re doing exactly what you say on the tin.
@wordpervert, I think that’s the crux of the matter. She is calling her a hoe because she believes the baby had really gone full term and was not prem, hence the comment about her man (being the baby’s father due to the dna test) must have slept with her a month before he admitted that he had. Sounds like he is a real catch, lives in a trailer, probably no job, and probably spends all his time smoking dope and spreading his seed. The ferals, not the meek, shall inherit the Earth
I was all over this post! Even though I can’t stand shows like Jerry Springer and all..I think I prefer this medium.
@Word I dont think it was a matter of gestational diabetes…I think the due date was a lie to cover up how long said partners had been fucking..hence the comments @ the beginning.
nonetheless…this post should be incorporated into a daytime soap opera…I want the uncensored version of it!
Having people like this on your Facebook would make it soooo much more fun.
Yeah, you’re probably right, Jim. Still a big mofo of a baby even at term. I apologise in advance to all the Lamebook mothers who have given birth to large babies. I do not mean to offend. It’s just a lot of baby.
I agree with several others, this has Jerry written all over it. It also seems kind of fake to me. I mean seriously, why are some of these people ‘friends’ on FB when they hate each other? Princess (Hollie) and SamMie? SamMie and Rachel? Or maybe word hasn’t yet reached the trailer park that you can change your settings so that friends of friends can’t comment your statuses? I don’t get it.
People are “friends” on facebook even when they hate each other, because Facebook isn’t this super awesome drama free place where only really good friends add each other. A lot of people add anyone and a lot of people get into fights over facebook…I’ve seen it.
I think it’s absolutely hilarious that this guy could have sex with “princess” in front of her and it’s not cheating but behind her back it was, and then she “forgave” them for it. I don’t want to sound racist or prejudiced here but taking back the forgiveness kinda makes her a native american giver.
Word: My aunt gave birth to a 11 lb boy about a year ago. VERY large. But 9lb is only a little bit over the norm, most are about 8 lbs.
And if you were born a month early, most chances are that you would be less than 9 lbs, so she is saying that they hooked up a month before they said they did
ALSO with facebook’s profile settings, you can actually comment on people’s stauses when they aren’t your friend, or it appears like they were friends before this predicament happened
Okay so, when it comes to looking people up…. I checked the one Princess Hollie that seemed reasonable, but she had no friend called SamMie or Tashi, and also she was born in 1992 so for her same I hope it wasn’t her. Also she’s not pregnant in any of her last profile pics (silly for making her profile so public)…
And then the rest all have too long names, so either she is totaly private (like she doesn’t appear in search) or she changed her name or it’s not Princess Hollie…
I feel like a stalker. But wait, that’s what Facebook’s for, so it’s okay!
This is a beautiful wonderful post of Jerry joy, indeed.
I have to support SaMTard on one thing: a threesome isn’t permission to continue on fucking without your spouse/partner present. Not at all. There are ground rules everyone agrees to. That said, if you also know he’s kissing this bitch and that bitch, um… why are you still with him?
ijklomarissa, I take my hat off to your Aunt. Ouch. In my onion, anything over 8lbs is a big baby. Every half pound of baby makes a big difference.
girlskill, you’re spot-on about threesome etiquette. I have a married friend whose husband, after the 3-way, went off and diddled the third party without permission. They are now divorced. He was a cock, anyway. Good bloody riddance.
And vmethod, I agree with you. How could I be mad at them if some guy (or girl) slept with my wife? She’s hot! If I’m going to be mad at anyone, it’d be her. She promised to only get it on with me; they never promised not to do her.
I agree that a threesome is in no way permission to carry on with the other woman on your own, but maybe someone who’s this angry over their boyfriend sleeping with another woman shouldn’t be having threesomes in the first place…
Am I the only one who is curious to what the baby actually ended up being called? Who wants to make some bets? And how the hell does she have time to go out and have threesomes when she has two other kids – I hardly get enough time to shower with my 3- and Word they were 10lb 2 and 9lb 10… The premmie was 8lb.
I’m actually friends with a friend of this person on FB. She already has two kids and I’m assuming that she isn’t with the father/s. I doubt that this is fake and for the record this is in Australia and not America…however we do still have people who live in trailer parks and they are generally the equivalent of ‘rednecks’ as well.
Wow, Lamebook, that was better than any Jerry Springer…I had a good chuckle and I must say, for once, these hillybilly’s were easy reading (I’m willing to excuse any minor errors, it was THAT entertaining!)
Whoa, these are Australians? Bizarre. I thought this level of wacky hijinks was only to be found in West Virginia, Alabama, and the ghettos of NYC and LA.
I have now learned America does not have a monopoly on idiots who really ought not to have kids doing so anyway in random combinations.
I call fake.. It is no way Australian. I live in Brisbane, bogan central, and I have *never* heard anyone call a caravan a trailer unless it’s talking about trailer trash in the US. Generally, none of it sounds Australian.
Like I always say, these people need to die in a fire. And I have to say, what the F is the logic in having someone on your friends list if you’ve fornicated their loved one? That makes zero sense, but then again I suppose we’re talking about ghetto people here.
It’s totally fake. When I read someone’s comment above that said she was easy to find on FB, I went ahead and looked her up. Her wall isn’t private, so I was searching through it for some mention of her new baby girl. Well there is none. The only thing I could find is this…
Princess-Hollie Really wants another baby!!!!!!!!!!!
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Princess-Hollie Im lucky that i have my baby but hes 5! So not really a baby anymore!! Why is it it always happens little 15 year old scabs!!lol x
June 30 at 11:49am
So yeah, it’s totally fake! (I took out her last name to be polite, but it’s pretty easy to figure out who she is if you look up Princess Hollie)
@ aussiegal The person is from Brisbane as well, I was thrown by the use of ‘trailer’ as well and the whole conversation could be fake, for whatever reason but I really have a mutual friend with this person and It is not a fake account.
@ Smurfmsu8 Sorry to burst your bubble but you are looking at the wrong person, she doesn’t have a last name on facebook and is in fact from Brisbane, Australia. I’m not sure if maybe she is private when you search for her but without being her friend the real ‘Princess Hollie’ has a completely private profile, with no access to her wall posts….So I’m guessing there is a strong possibility you’ve got the wrong person.
I want to call fake too. At first i thought Princess and SamMie were really the same person posting as two seperate people, with all the …. in the middle of a sentance and then the correct use of your, you’re etc. but SamMie seems to end all her posts with !!!! and Princess with ……
Still smell a rat somewhere though …. !!!!!
There are Americanisms in the dialogue, but young, uneducated Australians use many Americanisms these days. ‘Premmie’ and ‘mole’ are also specifically Australian slang. I decided that these two sluts were Aussie bogans before Redheart said that (s)he knew that they were in Brisbane. I believe the story, although it may have been spiced up a bit.