I’d definitely be able to laugh about shitting my pants during a drunken escapade, but I wouldn’t want it broadcast all over FB.
Though if we’re going to share drinking adventures, here’s one of mine. I was a lightweight on my 21st, and I got completely pissed. Literally. As in, I was so hammered that when my then boyfriend got me upstairs and into bed, I ended up passing out for a few seconds, then immediately projectile vomited into a plastic bag and simultaneously wet myself. Poor guy had to throw me in the shower and clean up my mess. But he ended up cheating on me, so I consider us sort of even.
It is pretty funny that they are all like, “youre such a dick for bringing this embarrassing story up on facebook”, and then each proceed to tell their own pants shitting stories. How odd, I dont know anyone who’s shit their pants while drunk. Maybe its cool to do now….kids these days. If you’re shitting yourself you have drunk WAY too much!
I was 20 (shhh) and visiting a friend at college. It was my first time trying the infamous “purple drink” and I got insanely drunk. Cops stopped us for some “other activities”, but let us go with a warning.
Long story short, I woke up wearing one sock… the other was in the middle of the floor, soaking wet.
I guess I don’t even technically know if this is a pee story. It tasted like water, but urine is pretty clear, when you drink A LOT.
Got drunk at an outdoor concert. Tried to use the porta-potty without touching anything (those things are gross), ended up completely missing the urinal and peeing completely down my leg and ALL over myself! Walked out soaking wet and enjoyed the rest of the show.
Lmao @ winrar. I had no idea it could be misspelled that bad.
Chris is in no way a dick. The ONLY person who didn’t think he was; was the person who did the actual shitting.
I have never shit myself drunk. However, I did get drunk on vodka and piss all over my mom’s figurine shelf one night. My friend was sleeping in the chair next to it and said ” What the fuck are you doing!?” So I told him to shut the fuck up, I’m using the bathroom. He started to laugh and said my bad, proceed.
this is so stupid. if the girl was embarassed about having this on her wall she should have deleted it. duhhhhhhh.
as for the poop story…my friends old suitemate pooped in her butterfly chair while drunk and then threw the poop out in the dorm hallway. the RA for the floor sent an email to everyone on the floor about the poop in the hallway. classic.
Oh shit! I summoned Alen001!
Personally, I’ve gotten piss drunk before, can’t remember the story behind that one, but I did piss on the side of a really nice trucks driver side door before. I still laugh at the idea of him grabbing the piss handle.
Chris deserves the win here, those bitches ganged the fuck up on him and then got shit all over. Group mentality…
apparently, these days, nothing says a good drunken time like shitting your pants. in my day if you peed somewhere weird (like lets say in a dryer) then you had way too much already, but it’s gone to the next level now.
Chris FTW definately, for calling out that dirty, incontinent Liz, who it seems like to poop ON a toilet, not in it like a regular drunk.
I think you’ve all missed something fairly important here – nearly everyone’s spelling and grammar are excellent. I see complete sentences, proper punctuation, and a general show of intelligence. Pretty impressive for a group of people who apparently get drunk and crap on themselves on a regular basis. Poop party FTW!
One of my female friends once pissed herself in a kitchen at a New Year’s party. She was completely oblivious. I had to try and soak it up with the cardboard of beer crates before anyone came in and noticed.
Don’t have any first hand experience of people shitting themselves, thank fuck.
The work drunk story I have is I was out & all of the sudden it hit me & I puked all over myself. Went into the bathroom & puked in there. Got in a cab with a friend & proceeded to puke on the cab driver’s arm. I then made it back to my apartment & peed myself because I just couldn’t get up.
I’m confused. Since when is it a badge of honor to impair yourself to the point that you cannot handle a basic biological function that 3-year-olds can master? I mean, I’ve gotten pretty wasted in my day (drunk enough to get kicked out of a pub in England, once), but I still don’t see anything humorous or wonderful about puking, pissing or shitting yourself, or pissing on anything indoors. (If it’s outdoors, it’s begging to be pissed on once people get drunk.)
My crazy story is that I’m 24, started drinking when I was 16, and I’ve never urinated or defecated in my pants. On that note, while I have thrown up a few times, I’ve never gotten it on my clothes… *knock on wood*
I don’t believe it was an accident that Chris said it must have been a shitty party, haha. He sounds fairly intelligent.
I must agree, even though he’s an ass for calling Liz out, he still owned them all in the end!!!
Yeah, it’s definitely not a new “thing”, my friends and I have been plenty drunk and yet none of us (that I know of) have pissed or shit ourselves drunk. Not to say that I haven’t done other completely shameful things that I like to regret each night before I go to sleep and when I wake up in the morning. I’m kind of an obsessor.
HeSaidWhat, don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of sober moments I regret too. I’m three instances away from reaching level 10, where my experience has allowed me to regret and obsess over things before I even contemplate doing them.
A friend of mine once lent her cousin a pair of lacy stockings for a party. The girl passed out drunk and shat herself through the little lacy holes. Needless to say my friend let her keep the stockings.
So it was like poopy Play-Doh with one of those little lever tools? That sounds fun. I’d make a wig for Barbie and then giggle when Ken shuns her. She’d be so confused as to why only the Japanese toys want to hang out with her.
Maybe I am. Or maybe I’m old-fashioned in that I’d rather embarrass myself by doing something reckless and stupid than by soiling my clothes. Either way, I’ll be the guy saying “Well I tried to ride in a shopping cart tied to somebody’s bumper” while everyone else is saying what they’ve ruined with fecal matter.
Lol, and now you sound lamer trying to make yourself cool by saying that you do “hardcore” things like tie trolleys to cars. Dude, I’ve never peed or shit myself, and we do shit like riding on wheelie bins on the highway at at high speeds, but you sound like an old fogie being all “oooh, these stories aren’t funny”. Sorry, but they are. Funny puke stories are the best!
And I’m still LOLing at you “drunk enough to get kicked out of a pub in England, once” Hahahaha! LAME