Monday, October 4, 2010

The Phrase that Pays

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  1. I thought the “bra” thing was actually kind of clever, but I don’t get the “a good friend don’t snitch” part. What does that have to do with a bra? Or is that supposed to be the lame part?

  2. I hate it when my bra snitches on me.

  3. ive heard the bra one before

  4. dan_fargis_is_a_fag

    Ok, maybe it’s just me, but I think the Five Guys double entedres on FB are played out. Not that I don’t like my wife doing that on FB just to fuck with her brother once in a while!!

  5. I ended it with my bra when that bitch snitched on me!

  6. Yeah, part of what makes the bra one lame is that she’s taking credit for one of those copy+paste things that’s been going around for ages. Except for the snitching part, I think. Not sure how often her undergarments dish out on her, but that sounds problematic.

  7. Wallace, you’re an idiot.

    ‘Hey guys, I think these comments could be misinterpreted to be referencing some kind of sexual act!’

  8. Maybe a bra would snitch by telling people she stuffs?

  9. Chachayaya maybe with a sexier name they’ll be turned on and start “coming”

  10. darn it…. I knew I should of rejected that offer of a free bra off a police offer!!! now I’m in jail…jeez. Fuck you bra and your built in listening device!!!

    And anyway… since when has 3:41am been late? Not going to work for two days straight then turning up like nothing happened then telling your boss that you are JUST late for work… is what I call late.

  11. Officer* sorry… :P I need to sleep.

  12. MsBuzzkillington

    Well technically, bras don’t snitch because they can’t talk. So I guess it kind of works.

    I did think Kirsten’s post was clever. The spelling kinda sucked though. N n n n n!

    I have heard that 5 guys one before. Blah.

    I don’t normally say “I am about to have spaghetti in my mouth.” “About to have a sandwich in my mouth.” “About ready to have a 5 dollar foot long in my mouth.”

  13. Sexual Puns. Clever. How about “I like having a penis in my vagina”? Or am I not game enough to play in the big leagues?

    Wallace is a fucktard.

  14. Was Chaquayla’s only on here because her name is Chaquayla? Is that the lame part?

  15. Wallace’s pixelated photo looks like it could possible be a big dildo…

    How appropriate.

  16. There are multiple Chaquaylas on Facebook. My mind is blown.

  17. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    [Insert Wallace bashing expletive here]

  18. Wallace… you’re a dick.

  19. “its funny and im bored and fuck it im bored” – boredom so nice, she claimed it twice?

  20. lame

  21. @Maggie: No.

    @Bizzle: The only lame thing was her name.
    The name Chaquayla automatically makes you lame.

  22. Alright. This post fizzled out. Lame book. New shit. Nao.

  23. You should always have a bra? I entirely disagree.

  24. 1. Bras aren’t much closer to your heart than shirts.

    2. Why would boys get between your bras? If you happened to be wearing two bras most boys wouldn’t be that keen to get between them.

    3. Ok, a good bra and a good friend should both be supportive if you are flappy type of chick. I’ll give you that one.

    4. Bras don’t come in THAT many shapes and sizes. There’s mostly the basic shapes and the basic sizes. There’s more variety in say…. shirts.

    5. Boys trying to keep many of your friends as trophies is a common problem?? Personally my freezer gets full at around 2.

    6. I’ll give you this one too. Wait. What?

    7. Wrong. Bras are never required when you go to an indoor gym. They can soak up sweat and cause an imbalance when you exercise and lead to injuries. Please leave them off.

  25. 1. Bras aren’t much closer to your heart than shirts.

    —But they ARE closer. May not be by much, but they are closer :P IF you wear one that is.

    2. Why would boys get between your bras? If you happened to be wearing two bras most boys wouldn’t be that keen to get between them.

    –My husband gets between me and my bra all the time. **One hand down shirt, between bra and breast**

    4. Bras don’t come in THAT many shapes and sizes. There’s mostly the basic shapes and the basic sizes. There’s more variety in say…. shirts.

    –You haven’t been in the bra department much have you? There are many different varieties, I’d say just about as much as there are varieties in shirts.

  26. I think I’m in love.

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