Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Package

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  1. There’s nothing worse than a bunch of women having a FB bitchfest.

  2. It might have been a used one! Sometimes, after a long night of loving myself, I like to return the favor and leave my own dildo on someone’s doorstep. Sure, it’s covered in pubes and cat hair, but it’s the thought that counts. Really, her boyfriend was just trying to help! So what if it was originally Achmed’s, the falafel guy near base camp. Personally, I find it quite kinky!

    All this talk of hairy Arab’s dildos is getting my juices flowing. ME-OW~

  3. I can’t believe Victoria reacted that way. How sweet of her boyfriend to send her a dildo so she knows that he wants her to remain sexually satisfied even though he’s gone, and then she bitches about it and announces it to Facebook. What an ungrateful little bitch. I’m surprised she even has friends or a boyfriend with an attitude like that.

  4. Yeah if my boyfriend sent me one, even if he WASNT gone I would still be stoked. If he gets it for me its more personal than if I would get my own. I would think of him while using it <3 lol

  5. @purplepoet get a make your own latex dildo kit and make a copy of your home bone. just in case.

  6. I’ve been noticing a lot lately people using commas instead of periods in succession like that and I don’t get it. I’m sure it’s only bothersome to me but how hard is it to use your pinky finger to hit a key instead of your middle finger?

  7. I think everyone is looking at this from the wrong angle. We know from the comments that she is known for stating that she has the best boyfriend ever, so apparently she does not normally react this way(one hopes). She also implies that it was received with a note telling her to go fuck herself. After the Nanny fiasco this very well could, coming from a professional hit man, be taken as a death threat! o.O Just saying… That said, even if it was a death threat, I’d be impressed. Might as well go happy if you’re gonna go anyways!

  8. there’s no restriction to what websites you can access in muslim countries if you’re in the military,maybe if youre a resident of the muslim country,but defiantly not for people in the military.

    and,i dont understand why she’s so upset,like how is sending your a gf a dildo being an asshole? maybe its good for him,now he doesnt have to be with such a prudish cunt.

  9. ohbabybaby- are you in the military? cause i know i am (currently in Afghanistan) and its not like i can surf the web for porn or watch retards like you get beat the shit out of on youtube. there are ALOT of restricted sites. and you really think that they have internet? they have very limited electricity, water, and gasoline. You must be a relative of Helen Keller, cause you are pretty damn stupid. OH and FYI: not everyone that goes overseas shoots people and has to encounter dead bodies every day let alone a hole deployment!

    Semper Fidelis

  10. Victoria should take that dildo and shove it up her ass. It might just dislodge that perpetual STICK shoved up there. What a bitch.

  11. okay for one, you clearly all need to find a life! Your clearly LAME to be on this site! Yes i did overreact! But who wouldn’t? After i had asked him NOT to. I was ungrateful at first, you guys are all 100% right about that! But me and my boyfriend talked it over and yes i LOVE the gift! I deleted the post afterwards and i was NOT looking for any attention. Not one of you’s know me and actually really understands how open of a person i really am. I dont need attention. I never asked for it. It was a joke taken wrongly! When i said i hope you enjoy it, meaning i was going to be sending it back to him to get just as embarassed as i had! So before you all judge me again! Get a life, k thanks!Your all right i am a fucking bitch and to who posted this, can eat me! Where no longer friends ahahaha. I love my boyfriend VERY much and he loves me. Not one of you can understand how i feel! My boyfriend was over there for 3 months and NOT one letter, but he makes sure he sends me a vibrator. % Oobabybaby, he’s still with me so think about about being a prudish cunt part. Maybe you should slow down there a little.

    So once again, you all need to find a life and stay out of my business! If i was such a bad person, why would we be together now? Or for the lastt 6 years!?

  12. What should my name be?

    Victoria K? No no no…too obvious.

    Vkenner.

    Hope no one spams me on facebook now!

  13. you know what FUCCKK OFF! i dont give a fucking shit what people say or do. Im not adding anyone and no one can see my shit. Get a life please

  14. maybe he should have sent her ‘hooked on phonics’ instead. ‘where no longer friends’. nice grammar, sweetheart. i feel bad for her boyfriend. calling him out on her facebook page for sending a sex toy? from the looks of his fb page, he is pretty attractive too. he could do better.

  15. i’m sorry spilunkerzrule,that you dont know how to use your internet correctly…my brother had no problem doing either of those things while in afghanistan.oh,and f.y.i. helen keller wasnt a retard or anything,she was just deaf and blind,she was actually pretty damn smart.im sure you can google her if you can figure out how to navigate around the tricky interwebs.OH,and i’m glad you dont spend your HOLE time over seas killing people & looking at dead bodies,but you had to include that why..?

  16. ohbabybaby and spilunkerzrule- yea, porn sites are blocked over there, but Amazon certainly isn’t. That is probably where he got it.

    I’m guessing Victoria was a skank who probably cheated on him, and that was his revenge. Love it. Hope it was a cheap dildo.

  17. oh deaaaaar, and I thought all the crazies were from America. Guess not…

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