Umm…did anyone else get how the dildo on the doorstep was the fault of the boyfriend in Afghanistan?? If he ordered it, it’s because he’s trying to help her out with her needs while he’s gone. What a bitch for announcing it to everyone.
How did he get hold of a dildo in Afghanistan?? It seems to me a lot of thought would’ve had to go into this “gift”. Although he may have just bought it before he left whilst thinking “I’d rather she had this big vibrating piece of plastic inside her than a real cock till I get home.”
That Victoria bitch sure knows how to toy with the crowd. Look at everyone tremendously curious about what the issue is and her taking her sweet time to explain herself…
Still, she’s an ungrateful, attention seeking, over-reacting cunt. I hope she gets a right bollocking from her friends in the comments to come, which we sadly don’t get to see
i know why she was so upset… she recognized it from when she was working as a German porn star.
so oddly enough he has been sending her stuff from her past that
she would gladly forget forever…
such as the gun she used when she assassinated JFK.
The robes she wore from when she lived in a monks priory.
Micheal Jacksons real nose from when she worked as his surgeon.
The remains of the old woman she accidentally ran over twice.
Maybe she was hoping for a vibrator? Or perhaps she is just too stupid to connect the damn dots and realize what the intent was. Or maybe she saw it as an insult. She might have been raised Catholic, Baptist or Mormon (though probably not Mormon if she cusses like that).
That poor chap. The only enjoyment he could possibly be getting out there would be the thought of Victoria (probably a dreadful prude)inserting that dildo whilst thinking of him. Now that’s never going to happen. Perhaps she would’ve been happier with a stuffed toy? Goat shaped, of course.
Well this has been fun but the wine goats need bleeding (different process). If anyone’s interested I’ll try to update you but my reception on my MacGyver upgraded typewriter is fading. My goats are waving but the kids are busy with some kind of snake puzzle with Rupert, the other poor lonely old man, second hill down to the left from mine.
I think I’d really enjoy coming up to find a dildo on my doorstep. Assuming that it is in all the packaging and was sent as a gift. Especially if my boyfriend was overseas and he sent me one so I wouldn’t get lonely. That is the best boyfriend ever.
She’s mad because her boyfriend sent her a dildo? This seems more like a problem of worst girlfriend ever, not worst boyfriend. Especially since he’s not there. But even if he was, that doesn’t mean he’d be there 24/7 for her…
It might have been a used one! Sometimes, after a long night of loving myself, I like to return the favor and leave my own dildo on someone’s doorstep. Sure, it’s covered in pubes and cat hair, but it’s the thought that counts. Really, her boyfriend was just trying to help! So what if it was originally Achmed’s, the falafel guy near base camp. Personally, I find it quite kinky!
All this talk of hairy Arab’s dildos is getting my juices flowing. ME-OW~
I can’t believe Victoria reacted that way. How sweet of her boyfriend to send her a dildo so she knows that he wants her to remain sexually satisfied even though he’s gone, and then she bitches about it and announces it to Facebook. What an ungrateful little bitch. I’m surprised she even has friends or a boyfriend with an attitude like that.
I’ve been noticing a lot lately people using commas instead of periods in succession like that and I don’t get it. I’m sure it’s only bothersome to me but how hard is it to use your pinky finger to hit a key instead of your middle finger?
I think everyone is looking at this from the wrong angle. We know from the comments that she is known for stating that she has the best boyfriend ever, so apparently she does not normally react this way(one hopes). She also implies that it was received with a note telling her to go fuck herself. After the Nanny fiasco this very well could, coming from a professional hit man, be taken as a death threat! o.O Just saying… That said, even if it was a death threat, I’d be impressed. Might as well go happy if you’re gonna go anyways!
ohbabybaby- are you in the military? cause i know i am (currently in Afghanistan) and its not like i can surf the web for porn or watch retards like you get beat the shit out of on youtube. there are ALOT of restricted sites. and you really think that they have internet? they have very limited electricity, water, and gasoline. You must be a relative of Helen Keller, cause you are pretty damn stupid. OH and FYI: not everyone that goes overseas shoots people and has to encounter dead bodies every day let alone a hole deployment!
okay for one, you clearly all need to find a life! Your clearly LAME to be on this site! Yes i did overreact! But who wouldn’t? After i had asked him NOT to. I was ungrateful at first, you guys are all 100% right about that! But me and my boyfriend talked it over and yes i LOVE the gift! I deleted the post afterwards and i was NOT looking for any attention. Not one of you’s know me and actually really understands how open of a person i really am. I dont need attention. I never asked for it. It was a joke taken wrongly! When i said i hope you enjoy it, meaning i was going to be sending it back to him to get just as embarassed as i had! So before you all judge me again! Get a life, k thanks!Your all right i am a fucking bitch and to who posted this, can eat me! Where no longer friends ahahaha. I love my boyfriend VERY much and he loves me. Not one of you can understand how i feel! My boyfriend was over there for 3 months and NOT one letter, but he makes sure he sends me a vibrator. % Oobabybaby, he’s still with me so think about about being a prudish cunt part. Maybe you should slow down there a little.
So once again, you all need to find a life and stay out of my business! If i was such a bad person, why would we be together now? Or for the lastt 6 years!?
maybe he should have sent her ‘hooked on phonics’ instead. ‘where no longer friends’. nice grammar, sweetheart. i feel bad for her boyfriend. calling him out on her facebook page for sending a sex toy? from the looks of his fb page, he is pretty attractive too. he could do better.
i’m sorry spilunkerzrule,that you dont know how to use your internet correctly…my brother had no problem doing either of those things while in afghanistan.oh,and f.y.i. helen keller wasnt a retard or anything,she was just deaf and blind,she was actually pretty damn smart.im sure you can google her if you can figure out how to navigate around the tricky interwebs.OH,and i’m glad you dont spend your HOLE time over seas killing people & looking at dead bodies,but you had to include that why..?