I was about to go on a big ‘realised is fucking right as well as realized stop being so damn ignorant’ rant when I realised Cajun spelt it ‘relaized’.
Actually, I wasn’t even gonna rant because I’m tired.
Which means all I’ll say is…
I thought this was crappy till Brian’s, which I actually laughed at.
Also, Ben cares if you’re first. And while I don’t, I don’t reallllly get why it bugs people so much when people say ‘first’.
@bostono – good call; either facebook fucked up or someone got a little bit too happy with photoshop. Meh, still lame.
I feel sorry for the anonymous like-er on Allie’s post, they probably submitted it thinking Brandon’s comment would be put in a lame section, only to be classed as them getting owned. What a hooker!!!!
I like the last one, it’s a lot more creative then the usual homo posts and such when someone leaves their facebook on. Reminds me of a seperate instance where a teen left his on and his mom changed his password on it to regulate things in her own psychotic way because he posted about driving like a retard and various other things or somesuch.
I like when people comment “First!” They remind me of my little sperms.
I don’t like it when people comment “Ben.” They remind me of gay sperms. Like they swim to the egg first but then decide eggs are not attractive to them and so they start to try to hit on the other sperms and ruin there chance to say “First!”
God, I feel dirty for saying this, but WoW never teamed up with Hungry man to make microwave food. Gamers Grub was from a separate company. There were never any team-ups of cross company promotions. Now I’m gonna go take a scalding shower to wash away the fact I knew that.
Brian’s is funny because at first the person leaving the comment seems to be kind enough to not put anything rude (i.e. ‘I AM BRIAN AND I LIKE MEN AND KNOBS’). Except then they start going through his page and friends list.
His girlfriend is like a rare steak?? What does that mean? I…
I don’t mind a good “first” comment in here. Someone says “first” and the rest of us get on with our comments. On FB it’s a bit more annoying where people (usually the same handful) can fill 50 comments with “first” “no, I was first” “first, II” “lame”. Kinda ruins the concept of “would you like to comment on this POST?”.
Holy shit, is lamebook not getting any submissions any more? Because every single one of these except for the last one seemed like boring, unfunny fillers. They’re not funny. They’re just a bunch of people being dicks to each other in unorginal ways.
Personally I think Maria was being the douche in the first one. Certainly not ownage at any rate.
I’ve been known to be a bit of a spelling nazi online myself, but Joe only made typo and it looks like it was an accident. The bad grammar appears to have been intentional based on the context, so I’d say Maria is the one who needs to be owned here.