it honestly depresses me that you’re still alive.
I keep scanning the news for when they discover your partially-mummified corpse – complete with the suffocated remains of the guinea pig in your ruptured colon.
Did she at least apologize for getting in the way by giving you a happy ending, op? All asians are good for at least 1 free pass, right? Just be careful, if she’s got some flip in her she might be a trip…flippys are know for that sorta sorcery!
TTF, isn’t Mel Gibson into that kinda thing? Maybe you should ask him. I think it’s weird, myself. I mean, what kind of weird fuck would actually get pleasure from a hamster nibbling around in their rectal cavity?!?
^and if you’re reading this gibby, or one of you pr people are…Your movies suck…I mean, they really suck…passion of the the christ would have been better if you made it into some sorta christian oriented porn flick, and dominatrix’s nailed that jew to the cross and whipped him instead. Now THAT would have been fucking HOT!
dafuqs that got to do with hamsters in your ass, handjobs and christian porn flicks? Answer me that cocksucker! I don’t have have to google shit….but if you want, google lemon party and then, fucking blow me, queer. I know better than to giggle anything people like you recommend on lamebook…next thing you know I’m out on the webz googling average height by cuntry with safesearch off and some shit about penis size will pop up, maybe that’s your thing, bud, but it ain’t mine. Now, on your knees, tool. It’s time for you to repent for your sins like a good little alter boy! If you do a good job, maybe I’ll even hook you up with some of jesus’s blood…I mean, communion wine!
Trying too hard? Bitch I bet you couldn’t come up with half of that shit if you were given a week and an encyclopaedia of “fucked up shit to think of” while watching Romper Stomper over, and over again. Gimme yo’ money!