I’ve never understood what the fuck summer’s eve is for. my pussy is squeaky clean thanks to hot water and bar soap. you wouldn’t have “feminine itch” and “odor” if you fucking washed your vag, girls. if you *still* have an itchy, odorous cunt after washing with hot water and soap…you’ve got bigger problems.
Man…When one of my ex girlfriends suggested putting a finger or 2 up my ass at climax I vehemently objected. No way, no how. Exit only, blah blah.
But one day she had me occupied by her superior oral skills and didn’t notice her putting lube on her fingers. She knew I was about to blast and WHAMO! 2 fingers in my pooper. Don’t really remember much due to the intense feeling and partially passing out.
Men I am here to tell you it DOES NOT make you gay. Not only will be an unbelievable feeling AND you will drop the biggest loads ever.
You have to get a girl that knows how to do it. If her nails are long and she puts them in the wrong way or too far you could be fucked.
Trust me though.You won’t regret it.
@red head – Regular soap has a much higher pH than your vagina, so using it can lead to infections. Soaps with a lower pH, like Summer’s Eve, are made to keep you clean without disrupting the natural balance of things. Feminine washes are different from medications, so if you think they are unnecessary for people who aren’t suffering from an itch, and you’re using regular soap in that area, I’m sorry but you probably smell really terrible.
I’ve used bar soap all my life. Not a single yeast infection in 26 years (what are you doing, shoving the soap up your cooter?). My snatch has no scent unless I go days without showering and do a bunch of sweaty outdoor physical activity. in fact, the men I’ve been with have actually complained that I have no scent “down there”, much to their dismay. I also take offense to the phrase “feminine” odor. I’m feminine and I don’t have an odor. If your snatch has a fucked up stench that makes you stop by the nearest CVS for a bottle of summer’s eve, you’re not clean. Clean snatch don’t stink.
@red head, if the person you’re attempting to bed is complaining about how your lady bits smell (too smelly or not smelly enough), then you should probably take that as a clue that you’re making a mistake somewhere.
I do that to piss you off in particular, especially putting it in capitals to grab your attention.
Please refrain from using the word “eh?” as it is for Canadians
I would also like to point out that we shouldn’t start multiple sentences with prepositions, but I’m not that frillin petty.
Yeah I want to not like you either Nails, but it’s hard. I should try harder but fuck it’s so much work and it’s bloody hot out. Canadians were not made for 100F and 85% humidity. Not only does it melt our fracking igloos it makes us sweat. WTF is that aboot?