Haha. The dog can’t be neutered, that takes balls to stare someone in eyes and shit on their stuff.
Maybe my friends are a bit different, because they’ll definitely look me in the eye while they shit on the carpet.
^ …or your wife, who looks you in the eye as she shits on your chest.
I prefer shitting on floor while staring at dog while he stares at me as he shits in the floor. Then we wipe off an get the hell outta there b4 the ppl who like there get back.
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