I agree with #6. It’s “throes” and also “Morisette”.
It’s really, really important that you spell things properly when you’re trying to talk down to someone from an “arrogant douche on his high horse” position. Now you just sort of look like an annoying whiner who thinks he’s clever/funny with a seriously over-inflated opinion of himself.
Anyway, the note was funny, but I doubt it will have its desired effect. That girl knows she’s disturbing people; she just doesn’t care. When she gets this note she’s likely to get defensive and be even louder than ever before. He should have just been a grown-up and asked her politely. Courtesy is often the only way to get what you want from rude people. Still, funny note, though.