Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The Ink that Stinks

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  1. grandma must have had a great set of norks !

  2. April 3th hahaha

  3. Grandma must be so proud!!!

    Also I love how the girl with the next tattoo is “extremely happy.” She clearly has no idea it’s spelled wrong.

  4. The 2nd one actually has two errors…one on each tattoo. Those dunces.

  5. i’m waiting on lamebook to do the chile posts. i bet some idiot does something like, ‘ yo yo yo haiti, ima let you finish sufferin and all, but chile had one of the strongest earthquakes of all time!’

  6. Picture N4 , what kind of underwear is that????

  7. April 3th cracks me up.

  8. it looks like bud light boxers… bud light is a cheap american beer

  9. I like the last tat… and if thats for her grandma I bet i could get her mom and her in a 3some… also i could bend her over and pretend I’m fucking betty bop, double bonus!!

  10. Quoting Nickelback eh #4….I’m sure you’ll be proud of that one when you’re 80.

  11. aaaand bud light boxers are for the cheap american frat boy.

  12. Which is the 2nd mistake in the 2nd tattoo? I see *an, but unless that is a g in every, I’m missing the 2nd one.

  13. The guy may have a douche tattoo that he’ll regret in about a week but at least it’s not spelt incorrectly. The others…big forehead slaps to all.
    And I’m sure grandma is really proud

  14. You Got Doddified

    I’m sure #5′s Grandma appreciates the Boop love.

  15. You Got Doddified

    The second one spelt ‘beginning’ wrong and yeah, it should be ‘an’ :/

  16. @Nonnieyrissa: Beginning has 2 n’s in it.

  17. haha April thirth, or is it threeth?

  18. what’s with the “pay it forward” tattoo? what am I missing? Besides that it’s for herself and yet, it really speaks to others. too serious for LB today.

  19. ugh. I see it now. too lame for LB today I should have said. I kin reed.

  20. Azpistone.. foward doesn’t look wrong to you?

  21. foward?

    I just can’t get over the garbage people will have put on their body, seemingly without hesitation, or even a brief spell check.

  22. There should be auto-correct on tattoos!

  23. yourinevitabledemise

    I just registered after about a month of trolling, and my user name says it all. I will find each and every one of these people, and slap them with the ferocity of a thousand suns.

  24. If you really like some ‘slogan’, print it on a t-shirt not your body ! sheesh

  25. heh. april 3th.

  26. Thank you Doddified. The sad part is I looked at it for several minutes without seeing the problem. Doh!

  27. @yourinevitabledemise

    Sorry. My first thought on reading your post was “That’s a lot of photons!”

  28. Some tattoo artists are gonna be loving the fact that some people actually paid for those. Fucking idiots

  29. what’s wrong w the 4th one? No fear No doubt…bla bla…??

  30. No Fear dude is making me thirsty, not for what’s in his boxers, for what’s on them. Well, maybe a little of both.

  31. “what’s wrong w the 4th one? No fear No doubt…bla bla…??”

    It’s just a stupid phrase, I assume. Although I’m not one to assume people will regret their tattoos at age 80 (personally, if I live to 80 I’m getting a tattoo that says “Screw you, I do what I want, I’m 80″) but “balls out” is lame.

  32. which Lamebook story was that the guy’s friends put a bunch of different slangs for homosexual?
    anyone remember that one???

  33. @Belle
    Well higher up in the comments section you’ll see that #4 has, infact, quoted a nickelback song.
    Would you want the lyrics for a NICKELBACK song stuck on your body for life?
    I thought as much.

  34. Oh and it’s severely lame anyhow.

  35. Seriously, what recourse to these people have, assuming they figure out the mistake.

  36. oops “do”

  37. glueyourfingers

    I think the only logical course of action for number one is to turn that ’3′ into an ’8′ and lie to his kid about his birthday for the rest of his life.

  38. the mistake in the second tattoo on the second picture is that “beginning” doesn’t have a second N on the tat,

  39. yourinevitabledemise

    There’s always that weird laser tattoo removal thing, that leaves a scar of your idiocy instead of the idiocy itself.

  40. these people should be required to tattoo ‘STUPID’ on their forehead

  41. Wow, the world really is getting dumber by the second. The movie “Idiocracy” is starting to look like a documentary about the rise and fall of the human race… :-)

  42. Heh, when I’m 80 I’m getting “DNR MOTHAFUCKA!” tattooed across my chest.

    @yourinevitabledemise, excellent moniker!

  43. The second one wouldn’t have been so bad if the “n” hadn’t been missing… adding the “n” to the “a ending” wouldn’t have been a difficult fix… guess they have a problem with the letter “n”?!

  44. hahahahahahah april 3th! I keep saying “tirth” in my head and laughing.

  45. This actually gives me an idea for a tattoo.
    I could put something spelt intentionally wrong with a red wavy line underneath it.
    :D .
    “Believe in Happyness”

  46. Yeah you could ^

    But this too shall pass, Microsoft will change things up, and in 5-10 years everyone would be completely perplexed. Would be a kick in the meantime though.

  47. Every Story Has A Ending! XD Brilliant!

  48. these people… *sighs* when you get a tattoo, they put the stencil on you and they ask you if it’s placed okay and if that’s how you want it.. so these people agreed to the tattoos. lmao

  49. any reputable artist has you fill out a form for EVERY tattoo you get. it asks if there are any words that you will have on you and they ask for you to spell it how you want it. its not up to the tattoo artist to make sure the spelling is right. thats what a dictionary is for.

  50. So uh, with Sean’s tattoo would you pronounce that April thirth?

  51. @Miss Shegas

    Whatever you do, don’t visit any of these tattoo “artists” when you do – else the EMT’s will be gleefully performing CPR on your wrinkled old ass while wondering what “DNA MOTHERFUCKA” means.

  52. @Stretch

    CPR on her ass? Now that I’d like to see.

  53. At least in the second photo, the girl on the left only has to add an “n” to make the “a” say “an”… The girl on the right just has to live with the word “beginning” being misspelled forever.

  54. In one hour its gonna be March thirth!!

  55. I think “3th” should be pronounced “threeth” if only to emphasize its stupidity.

  56. Really, though, it should just be “April 3, 2007″ (Note the comma)

  57. anyone else notice how “new” on “every ending has a new beginning” seems to have been added as an afterthought?

  58. The real problem with number four is that his tat says ‘Balls Out’ and yet he is clearly wearing boxers. Obviously not a motto he has committed to in practice and yet he felt compelled to permanently imprint it on his body. Excellent work!

  59. I’ve now added the word threeth to my vocab.
    Gotta love idiots without common sense or spellcheck.

  60. I have [sic] tattooed. That’s the end of letters on my body.

  61. Both of my text tattoos I looked over about a millions times after they put the stencils on. I would die if I had something spelled wrong permanently on my body.

  62. nothing says grandma like a nude betty boop on you.

  63. If I ever talk to you #39, I’m gonna have to go with a shortened version of your name, it’s way too bloody long.
    You could be interesting, so it’s possible that I will, so forgive me if I appear familiar at first… me being lazy that’s all.

  64. The fourth tattoo…
    I’m sure that’s a game I played at school.

  65. lol word, great minds think alike!

  66. @ glueyourfingers~ I would go with 13th. That’s just me…

  67. April 2th, birthday of dentists.

  68. @nashnth – brilliant!

    do you get what you pay for with tatoo artists? I use the word artist in the loosest sense because exlcuding betty boo (which is quite cool) text stencils could be done by a monkey – and they might have a better chance at spelling it correctly. What fucking idiot puts 3th?

  69. Oh Ben- “tattoo”, “excluding”,”Betty Boop”- perhaps its time to hire that monkey…

  70. @slueth – I was “being” ironic

  71. no FeaR nO DOubt
    That’s right guys. It’s Frodo!!!

  72. How many people have to see Sean’s tattoo before they realise the mistake? Sean didn’t pick it up, the person who posted the photo didn’t pick it up and the tattoo artist didn’t notice either. Can people really be that dumb?

  73. Sorry everyone, I haven’t read all the posts… So I apologize if someone answered #12′s question… It should be “Every story has “AN” ending” (that one you already knew…) and the second mistake is “Every ending has a new “BEGINNING”. They left out the second “n”.
    The first girls tattoo would be an easy fix… The other one, however… She’s going to have to get laser to remove half the word and then get it redone.

    Again, sorry if someone mentioned this already!

  74. what is wrong with some people?
    sean – seriously? are you taking the mick? the world has turned into an illiterate resting place for the dumb
    and how is “pay it forward” wrong? its the name of a film dumbass.

  75. Missing an R between O and W.
    Thats how it’s wrong.

  76. It’s funny how a couple of people on here don’t see the problem with “Pay It Forward” lol. Just to let you know, it’s FoRward – missing the “r”

  77. @Jimmy123

    “Pay it Forward” is the name of a film. “Pay it Foward”, not so much.

  78. dazedandconfused

    I hate Nickelback.

  79. I think #4 lost an olympics bet.

  80. I thought the Nickelback one was too lame to be believed. It really looks like a photoshop if you look closely (OK I do like his body), it has all the signs.

  81. if only pay it foward was on her butt or genitals – then at least the spelling mistake could be overlooked…

  82. lmfao milo…..good one

  83. lol

  84. malteaser-sucks

    Seriously malteaser? Can you make any better comment than “lol”

    Most. Useless. Post. EVER

  85. HAHAH sean mckean you fucking douchebag turd. Only you would have your gay 3th tattoo on an international website for douchebags.

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