Someone should inform Alfonso that saying “just kidding” doesn’t make the sin go away. Any homosexual act is an abomination to God and will lead to him spending eternity in the boiling lava pits of Hell.
I actually don’t get the first one…
So a girl is arguing with a boy (assuming it’s a boy because of the name ‘Josh’)… but then Josh is by some miracle pregnant?
huh? And what does his pregnancy have to do with the argument?
Sorry I’m obviously just getting something and if it’s obvious to someone else please tell me
I’ve heard couples say “we’re pregnant” before. As in she’s pregnant, and he’s the Dad, and they’re going to raise the kid together. Now, the guy saying that he’s pregnant is pretty lame, but he probably means that his girl is pregnant?
i think you meant to say the boiling magma pits of hell, as lava is magma that is above the earth’s surface. unless you are talking about a mephistophelian hell, which, being figurative, could have lava. although that lava wouldn’t be real.
Why does everyone think that’s not dan? It is. He must’ve been pressed for time and didn’t have the chance to elaborate. We’ve heard the “homosexuals will burn in hell” shit all before, anyway. No need for a big spiel. I do like the lava pit part, though. That’s a little different.