GOD* In all my rage, upon realization that i had just wasted a fucktonne of time to read what appeared to be an essay, written by dyslexic robot suffering from aspergers syndrome, i mistyped a word. Oh my. )’:
On a side note: This post was certainly lame – but i didn’t get one laugh (or even a smirk) out of it – which sucks.
On a more to the side, side note: What job does she have in which she watches movies and blows dudes holding lights?
Lamebook always boosts my self-esteem by at least 10pts. I’d kick my own ass if I ever had this much drama in my life, or worse yet, had the gall to air my lack of maturity and grammar skills on the interwebz for all to see.
Trying to scoop out my eyeballs right now, it’s almost as painful as reading that shit. Wait… Maybe I should reconsider since it’s already done it’s damage and destroyed a few million brain cells. I did get a kick out of the idea of pasturized children, lol. Maybe a baby mill would be as popular as a puppy mill?
And I can’t stand to read it again, but did this say that the job she has that’s getting her through college has got something to do with watching movies, orange lights and blow jobs – is at Walmart? Not my Walmart.
no i think Brittany works at the movie theater and Elizabeth works at Wal-Mart. i just wasted several minutes looking at this. Poopaloop was right, the amusing bit was only that there was this ridiculous rant on Facebook, not the actual contents.
I skimmed it, thinking it might get better, but the consensus was right on: So. Bloody. Boring.
This was lame only in the sense that it was a freaking novel of drama posted on FB. There was nothing funny-lame about it. Jane Austen novel’s are both more entertaining, and less drama-filled, that this drivel. And I *hate* Jane Austen novels.
@13 jfwilliams, yeah seriously not kew…and I thought simply being blonde dumped my IQ down a few points, not sure I have much left after all of that. I too thought, “Hey, MAYBE somehow this could get good…okay maybe now…no? Okay…now? Nope. Oh shit I just read it all.” Honestly poor decision making on my part.
@candid Helloooo!!! Off spilling my secrets to the internet again were you?
@Everyone who read it all and complained because they too read it all and are now in dis belief: Ef our lives, poor choice. I think the general consensus was “Can’t believe I read that all.” or “Fuck that I did not read that.”
Lori (Brittany’s mom) heard Elizabeth talking shit about Brittany at Brittany’s work.
Brittany used to date Josh, who is currently dating Elizabeth.
They are both whores. Elizabeth has bastard children (born out of wedlock) but she takes offence and starts bitching out Lori’s other daughter, Brittany’s sister, who has CP. (A disease)
They yell at each other some more.
Elizabeth is currently in college, but Brittany says it sucks because Elizabeth can’t spell.
Josh comes in a tells Brittany that she’s a whore, and that she sucks black cock and that he loves Elizabeth.
If this post describing the tl;dr post is tl;dr then: Dumb b itches fight.
@ijklomarissa I literally had to read it twice because I needed to be sure of what she was shooting for bastard children….then when she described the daddy situation I fully understood…that she not only didn’t know how to spell bastard, but didn’t even know what it meant. Double fail?
I read it all…and I wish I hadn’t. Brittany wins, just for the sake of having intelligence and proper grammar usage. Also, she didn’t curse every other word..intelligence > cursing when trying to make a point.
Keona I assume you mean the ‘FUCK! ASS!’? – that is from The Boondock Saints, quite possibly the world’s greatest film of all time (with the most disappointing sequel). It has the second-largest amount of use of the word ‘fuck’ of any commercial film (or is it 1st?).
‘Destroy all that which is evil… so that which is good may flourish.’
After reading the whole thing, I can’t be botherd to read the comments, so in summary;
Brit’s mother supposidly heared Liz “bad mouthing” Brit and Brit’s sister in Walmart.
Liz supposidly hates Brit because she was Josh’s ex.
Brit supposidly hates Liz because she is now with Josh.
Josh puts in his two cents, making a dick out of himself, but at the same time causes everyone to shut their mouths.
Anti-lulz happened when this comment was made.
At least Brittany is writing in paragraphs. I wanted to bang my head against my desk when I got to Joshua’s rant. It shows that he is one smart dude (sarcasm.jpg). Joshua should have a vasectomy or better yet, a castration so he doesn’t reproduce at all. Elizabeth sadly gave birth to children but should get her tubes tied so she doesn’t breed again.
And I respect Brittany for defending her sister. Anyone who insults a handicapped person should be shot.
I read the whole thing. Yall missed out on some hilarious shit in the middle,from Elizabeth who seems to be a lot dumber than Britney. It was so idiotic it was almost Michael Scott-like:
“Also stories are stories. No one knows the real stories except the people in the stores. No one knows my real stories expect me. Like stories about you. Correct? I can hear stories all day long about you doesn’t mean they are correct cause only you would know. So these ‘stories’ could be right or wrong but you weren’t there and you don’t know me so there for you don’t know shit.”
One of my favorites from Joshua’s speech:
“next time your mom is at wal mart listening in to other people’s ‘supposed’ conversation, tell her to pick you up some fucking tissues, and both of you some diapers to put over your shit talking mouths you dumb cunt. no wonder you like the cowboys, your both fucking losers, and nobody gives a shit about either of you, go fucking figure.”
Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.