Monday, January 11, 2010

The Fresh Prince of Bash Air


previous post: A Few Weekend Wins



  1. Mother_of_your_firstborn

    Hitting girls is lame…Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is lame…
    I love Lamebook though. Does that make ME lame?

  2. Oh my fucking god.

  3. this is lame. but whats lamer is the loss of our page on facebook. what happened? :(

  4. Double yew tee eff? I honestly hope he was just being (what HE considers) funny. 0_o

  5. Mother_of_your_firstborn

    It must have only just gone as I was reading it a few minutes ago. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

  6. someone needs to remake the group, freedom of speech should include the right to be a complete bastard to people when they are stupid, anyway if anyone remakes someone tell me

  7. I’m both lame and a horrible person as I lol’d. :(

  8. I have no idea if the hitting of the bird is supposed to be serious or not – but if it was, that makes his tangent all the more hilarious.

    Great stuff.

  9. Meh!

  10. xxxtheworldsgreatestxxx

    wtf…was this supposed to be funny? its kind of confusing

  11. Why stop at just the one Will Smith Song?

    Yo Back up now and give a brother room,
    His fuse is lit and he’s about to go BOOM!
    mercy, mercy, mercy me,
    His dad injects smack and caught the HIV,
    He’s hyped up, pysched up, ready fer fightin’
    beatin’ up girls cos he’s frightened of real men,
    His dad’s a twat with cooties,
    I’d flip the druggie around and work that bootie,
    His dads nobody, a fucked up nobody,
    slow down boy you’re ’bout to hurt somebody,
    Oh and lets just get one thing clear,
    I came here tonight to hear the crowd go!

    (all) Boom Boom your dads a loon!

  12. Everyone who was apart of the SWMBM group.

    So you know what happened, I deleted it. After that last message I got, I really started to think about what could possibly happen if it continued. If she were to commit suicide over it, there is no way I could live with myself knowing that I had started the group to continue it. It’s my fault for showing her the site in the first place. I really wanted to keep it so that we could continue discussing the amazingg events that occurred that day. Maybe she wouldn’t have done anything, but I don’t know her well enough to decide that. Anyways, Sorry guys and it was fun while it lasted.

  13. Aww Brie, don’t apologize… Like you said, it was fun while it lasted and I personally enjoyed meeting all the people who managed to keep the spirit of the group and to stay respectful at the same time. For all the good moments I spent on there, cheers guys!

  14. I agree, I definitely enjoyed meeting everyone. Cheers! :D

  15. Is that group about The Girl Who Must Not Be Maimed?

  16. @IlostNemo
    It’s okay. It was fun, yeah. But you probably did the right thing, from time to time I also thought that we’re going too far. So, yes, like you said, it was fun while it lasted, but we should leave the girl alone now.
    Thanks, SWMBM, for all those great moments you gave us. And just for future reference: Don’t post stuff like that on the internet anymore. Keep it private.

  17. @Inifekt
    It’s She Who Might Be Maimed. And yeah, it is … or was. :)

  18. Ahh right. It’s been a few days. Damn, I missed all the fun. :( PS: I just checked the profile pick and went to look for a bucket haha. Sorry.

  19. Along with Lulla, europe_rocks and co, I’d like to raise my glass to all who shared in the joys of knowing SWMBM, and especially IlostNemo. Some persons here would know my real name – you are welcome to contact me via facebook. Also, I have my own copies of the whole delightful incident, and can share with those I know from IlostNemo’s group (for “offline” consumption obviously). Anyway, thanks for the unforgettable fun!

    Moving on…

  20. can anyone tell what’s the She Who Might Be Maimed group about pls :p

  21. And anyone is welcome to contact me as well. I had a lot of fun with you guys. You’re all fuxxing amazingg.

  22. what the She Who Might Be Maimed group is about*

  23. SWMBM group – Yeah, what did I miss? :/

  24. I was sad when I woke up this morning and had notifications for the group; yet no group to go to :( . I do think you’re right nemo. While some people managed to stay within the original humor of the post, a few people got out of hand. Was enjoyable to see some personalized version of a few of you at least, and I enjoyed this tiny moment of internet history ^_^.

  25. @ the turtle, DaysWithDave etc..

    Very briefly. It had to do with a (now deleted) post on lamebook, roughly 2 weeks ago. I am not going much detail of what the post was about, will only say that it was about a girl wanting “a favor from a guy”, and explaining to a friend she wants to “fuck her anger out” as this friend tried to set her up with another guy he knew. Due to lamebook neglecting to blur one of the surnames, it was easy to find them on facebook to see what they looked like on their profile pics.

    Long story short, it was inevitable that they’d find out about the lamebook entry, and the subject of the post herself entered the discussion, and launched a rather ‘original’ verbal assault against everybody who posted comments. It all made for highly entertaining banter on the thread.

    Lamebook deleted the whole post (due to the breach of privacy), and subsequently also any comment that mentioned any individual by name. Thus a little “underground” fan club was born, and the facebook group was created in an attempt to keep the memory alive of quite a fascinating incident on these lamebook pages.

    It seems the chapter is closed now, for good. However, the memories will remain for those who got to know quite a unique character or two!

  26. Well, I guess it’s about time i say a few words too so here goes….ahem.

    For the past 10 or so years of my life I have been perusing the internet looking for some sort of entertainment and I have been unsuccessful in my search. Until now. But not only have I found entertainment and a few fleeting moments of awe and wonder, I have also found love, friendship, admiration, and also a story to tell my grandchildren so that they can pass it on to their grandchildren. I now have love for everyone that was involved in this great turn of events. For everyone that posted witty comments to make me chuckle. And also for Lamebook and even Facebook for being so resilient and not letting down for one second. I have also found friendship among a few of these people and have realized that the world isn’t full of selfish dimwitted people like I had originally thought but also of fun, friendly people with amazing senses of humor that know exactly what to say to make me smile. I have more admiration than i could have imagined for those people for being so loyal, for Lamebook and Facebook for putting up a good fight, for those that stuck up for their friend (I couldn’t ask for better friends myself), and most of all to the lady of the house herself for…well, being herself. Now that I get to the conclusion of my speech I can’t help but think back to all the fun we’ve had. I will surely miss this momentous event and it will always live on in my heart and I’m sure in most of yours as well. To Brie I say thank you for creating the Facebook group so that we may continue to enjoy what has occurred here and also for being a good friend to me outside of these discussions. To Lamebook I say thank you for putting up with us for so long. To the leading lady for being herself and providing us with more enjoyment on top of the original post and I also want to apologize on behalf of all Lamebookers for any grief we may have caused. We meant no harm to you or anyone. And to everyone else I thank you for being yourselves as well. I wish you all good health and best wishes and I hope our relationships will not always be confined to Lamebook. Cheers to all of you!


  27. @Pavester -WTF, thanks for the life story. Lamebook is not your online diary. I read the first line of your novel, then gave up. You need to find yourself a hobby.

    P.S. -You spelt “pursuing” wrong…

  28. tick tick tick tick BOOM! :(

  29. Peruse:
    –verb (used with object), -rused, -rus⋅ing.
    1. to read through with thoroughness or care: to peruse a report.
    2. to read.
    3. to survey or examine in detail.

  30. This is fake, to an extent. It’s an example of copypasta:

    I still lol’d, though.

  31. wow the comments are so much lamer than anything i’ve ever read on lamebook. tis pavester needs his own lamebook for his laminess

  32. @MNic stop offending Pavester. You don’t have a clue what he is talking about. You weren’t there.

  33. @Europe_rocks -You’re right… I don’t know what he’s talking about, and no, I wasn’t there… That’s my point! I DON’T CARE!

    @Pavester -Okay, now that first line is coherent… you’re still frodo.

  34. europe_rocks, MNic can’t talk right now as he’s currently busy “pursuing” the internet.

  35. So just out of curiosity, how many more comment threads are going to be hijacked by this SWMBM nonsense? I ask merely for informational purposes.

  36. Wow, some people need to go out more!

    On another note, I used to do what you newbies think of as “An experience of a life time” everyday and had incredible fun with it. But trust me, when you go out more and do those stuff in real life it feels real. Rather than bragging about what you did online with your fellow online friends, and possibly get sued for online harrassment.

    On this win: Well, I think it’s a made-up story like a rick-roll that gets the reader to read more and more and suddenly get tricked into reading the lyrics to Fresh Prince theme song.

  37. Jesus, I just wasted my morning researching the one armed person and it was almost amazingg

  38. SensibleMadness, you can’t keep a good thing down.

  39. @antarctic circle:

    thxs. that group must have been awesome.

    really sucks that i was not part of it :(

  40. Regarding the Fresh Prince lyrics, almost any time a post ends with that, you’ve been trolled by 4chan. So yes, the post is a joke, just not a funny one.

  41. “On another note, I used to do what you newbies think of as “An experience of a life time” everyday and had incredible fun with it. But trust me, when you go out more and do those stuff in real life it feels real. Rather than bragging about what you did online with your fellow online friends, and possibly get sued for online harrassment.”

    This “real life” you speak of… it apparently involves going on comment threads to chastise so-called “newbies” (clever assumption!) who are doing what you state you used to do (and apparently still do, lest you wouldn’t make a comment like that).

  42. @yall
    This is probably a stupid question, but who/what is 4chan?

  43. TheEyesHaveIt: “SensibleMadness you can’t keep a good thing down”.

    Untrue mate look at Mother Teresa, she was a modern day saint and shes been fucking down for years.

  44. Ok, I’ve been on lamebook for many months now… checking probably 6 times per week, on average. I went on vacation for the first time in the last 5 years and I miss this event.

    Is there any chance that someone can mail me the discussion so that I can print it out and read it on some rainy Sunday afternoon?

  45. @mcowels
    Yes, I could mail you the stuff.

  46. There are over 100,000 homeless children on the streets of Calcutta, I walk past most of them everyday, but yeah, I’m pissed off now because I don’t have fucking clue what went on with this one armed bird.

  47. Imamofo, I didn’t say “modern day saint”, I said “good thing”. That is why Mother Teresa doesn’t have comments about her on these comment threads.

    But feel free to start some if you’d like. I just don’t think SWMBM = Mother Teresa.

  48. Cheers for being yourself as well, Pavester. I always enjoyed reading your comments and won’t forget about the SWMBM incident, nor about all the great people I met thanks to this group.

    @ MNic: And no one cares that you don’t care, so shup up.

  49. @TheEyesHaveIt This ““real life” you speak of… it apparently involves going on comment threads to chastise”

    You DO realize that you are spending your time doing this exact thing right?

    It was you that just gave Mnic shit for mistaking one word for another?

    1 : a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion
    2 : an act or instance of hypocrisy

  50. *shut up.

  51. @Lulla -Shup up? I’m afraid I don’t know how:)

  52. @europe_rocks

    Thanks, and I think the continent/band rocks also, haha.

    I just made an e-mail account just for this:

    mcowles.junkmail at gmail dot com


  53. @ Pavester read that last definition carefully, as you do so love “perusing” the online dictionary.

  54. @MNic: I corrected myself, alright.

  55. @mcowles
    It’ll be there in a second!

  56. Awesome, SS rocks, you notice she has changed her profile pic? Going off her desire to fuck her anger away, I think she is advertising how much she can fit in her mouth.

  57. @everyone on this comment board apart from the people who arent lame

    WHAT THE FUCK, pavement pavester you fuckin weirdo omg, what the hell why did you write some big cunting thing like what the fuck just message the peopl ein the group with u man what the hell is wrong with you, also, everyone else what the fuck! youre all turning into that bitch girl u were all tryin to harass anyways, like jesus christ was there like 6 of you in that group? jus mak e athread on lamebook and talk about how much u bum eachother and how you were the greatest people you ever ‘met’ in your life and that you’ll never forget eachother then meet eachother up, jack eachother off or whatever you furries do and then leave lamebook comments out of ur twisted circle of whatever the fuck you guys are into, gotdamn

  58. and by lamebook thread i mean facebook thread, HOLLA

  59. anonisgayisgayisfrodo

  60. What does ‘furries’ mean then?

  61. @Lulla -No, it’s not alright! Doom upon you, forever!… Everlasting doom and torment!… PAINFUL, HORRIBLE, AGONIZING WOE!!!… yeah I saw that… and you know what?! … that was harsh:(

  62. furries fuckin freaks like europe_rocks and pavester, they dress up like animals and fuck eahcother and theyre well fat and rank and have gay little facebook groups like she who shall not get maime and shit and then never have got pussy/dick ever, and also, are massssssssssssssssiiiiiiiive bendors.

    and also whats wrong with bein a hobbit, u furry bitch worst insult ever coulda called me a porchmonkey or something

  63. @ anonisgayisgay i hate your name, but i agree with you that europe_rocks and pavester need to go change their tampons.

    @ Lulla people like you make me smile. :) )

  64. @Anonisgayisgay -Wow, you seem to be harboring a lot of fury. I have no idea what facebook thread you’re referring to so I guess I’m safe there but “Guys, guys, guys! I just got an idea! Two words that could solve all our housing problems. Time share!”… if that doesn’t work try saying this word slowly, “Guzfraba”!

  65. @europe_rocks:

    can u send it to me too pls. i really want to read it :D

    mail it @ this address:

    lameturt @ live . com (remove all the spaces)

  66. OK, first, thank you for the clarification of ‘furries’, but I hate to say it…What the f### does ‘porchmonkey’ mean?
    I agree with most of your points, but some of your insults are just plain confusing. Why not stick to some old fashioned insults and call them all, for example; fat, lazy, Star Trek fans with nothing better to do but try and make themselves feel important by leaving pathetic grammar based insults on the internet while waiting for their German Shit Porn to buffer?

  67. porchmonkey is an old fashioned racist slur towards black people, often used by elderly people who grew up in a time where racism was not frowned upon but encouraged. If you watch Clerks 2 (quality sequel to the classic Clerks) they take the piss out of people who use the term porchmonkey and yet have no clue about its origins or how it is racist

  68. I’ve never posted here before (always a lurker); however, I want to thank Brie for the (now defunct) SWSBM Facebook fanpage. It was awesome while it lasted.

  69. Yes, Adamn, I’m aware of what I’m doing on here… I restated that quote because it didn’t seem as though Imamofo was aware of it – since he was critical of those of us who were commenting on here.

    I’m aware of the definition of hypocrisy, thank you.

    I was participating in what is called “sarcasm”:

    Main Entry: sar·casm
    Pronunciation: \ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\
    Function: noun
    Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwarəs- to cut
    Date: 1550
    1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance
    2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

  70. @anonisgayisgay -No, I’d rather shove globs of wasabi into my eye sockets than join whatever kind of queer club they’ve got going. I just like messing with people:)

  71. How often do you people look on this site? I swear I come here most of the times I log into my fakebook and find the link, but shit, I must’ve missed this completely. Did this all go on when Lamebook looked dead over NYE?

  72. With their rampant use of the words “gay”, “queer”, and “faggots”, I’d think certain people on this thread are repressing something.

  73. “Guzfraba”

    Call me dense but I don’t get this either.

  74. @ TheEyesHaveIt there is no need for a redemonstration of your copy and paste skills.

    I found one of your idiosyncrasies amusing and therefore used immitation as a form of mockery.

    There, a whole bunch of new words for you to look up.

    Anything else i can explain for you?

  75. @calcutta I like you.

    Goosfraba is an Inuit term that mothers whisper to their children to calm them, also used during coitus

  76. waitttt, SWMBM…was threatining to commit suicide?!
    no one really wants her to die.. my god.

  77. Well, the important thing is that you found me amusing. I like to make you laugh.

    Since you’ve offered, could you please explain to me the use of string theory in connection with multiverses?

    Thank you.

  78. i’m gonna screen capture this whole sorry mess and submit it to lamebook.

  79. @TheEyesHaveIt -I have a feeling you just opened a can of worms by asking Adamn about the whole string and multiverse theories. Judging by some of the past things he’s said, he seems like a trekkie who is naked on a bean bag eating a bag of cheetos. So, with that in mind, duck for cover.

  80. Okay so, what is this SWMBM ??
    Where on Facebook did this happen ?

    Can anybody please mail me the details ?

  81. @ TheEyesHaveIt Lol i’d love to… String theory is a developing branch of quantum mechanics as well as general relativity which attempts the merging and reconciling the two areas of physics into a quantum theory of gravity. The strings of string theory are one-dimensional oscillating lines, but they are no longer considered fundamental to the theory, which can be formulated in terms of points or surfaces too.

    The multiverse is the hypothetical set of multiple possible universes (including our universe) that comprise everything that exists: the entirety of space and time, all forms of matter, energy and momentum, and the physical laws and constants that govern them.

    One of the most inclusive of these is the 11-dimensional M-theory, which requires spacetime to have eleven dimensions, as opposed to the usual three spatial dimensions and the fourth dimension of time.

    M-Theory predicts about 10^100 different possible universes and one of the main aims right now is to figure out the mechanism which selects our Universe out of all these possibilities.

    Anything else?

  82. Nerdy Nerdenstein

    Wow, domestic abuse is NEVER funny. I would like the opportunity to council this wayward soul and bring him back to the side of right. Perhaps he will see this post and will want me to council him. So I will add my credentials to this post. First off, I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I’m spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy.
    I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack, but sometimes I get ridiculous. I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
    Hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I’m skinny. It never stopped me from gettin’ busy. I’m a freak. I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

  83. @calcutta “Guz-fra-ba” It’s a quote from an Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson movie.

    In the movie it was a mantra used to calm inner anger.

  84. … What did I tell you?… And no, Adamn, I don’t want to know the type of fuel that the U.S. Enterprise uses or the mathematical equations that makes “beaming” possible.

  85. Yeah, what’s the best method to get Vaseline out of a nun’s habit? These stains just aren’t coming out!

  86. @europe_rocks:
    Can you tell me too? I’ve been on Lamebook for months now and I missed it because I went away for my best friend’s wedding and I am dying to know about this business.

  87. @Nerdy Nerdenstein -You, sir, need to die.

  88. @ Nerdy Nerdenstein send your audition tapes to either Murder inc. or American Idol> Lamebook is not the best medium.

    @ Bender, read the above posts to avoid sounding redundant.

    @Mnic, it’s called teleportation dumbass

  89. OH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAAHBY BLAAAHBY BLOO! YOU’RE ALL MAKING MY HEAD HURT. (I, too, wish I could have been part of this Momentous Internet Event That Changed Everyone’s Life.)

  90. @Adamn -ulgh… well at least you’re humorous.

  91. @Sunflower. It was amazingg, simply amazingg. Lamebook posted a thread about SWMBM wanting to fuck her anger away and get hooked up with some random friend of a friend. Alas, LB’s censorship failed and the people were found out.

    After SWMBM found out, she cam here threatening to fly to everyones houses, kill each and every one of us. Also threatened to call the police for harassment. Which, ironically, isn’t outweighed by the death threats she decided to do.

    Later, a group (which I missed) was created, dedicated to SWMBM and, again, she found out about this. She then threatened to kill herself (also illegal in some places). Having a heart, the creator deleted the group and now we are here.

    I think I got that right.

  92. @Mnic, live long and prosper (middle finger) :D

  93. Nerdy Nerdenstein

    sooooooo….did we just not get the joke or what? No one knows “The Humpty Dance?”

  94. @Adamn -… I sense a bit of that sarcasm that TheEyesHaveIt was generous enough to explain…

  95. Good job, Adamn. I’m glad that, too, amused you. It’s nice to be easily amused.

  96. Inifekt, excellent CliffsNotes!!

  97. @Inifekt I worked as much out from caches and I got her first name and the gist of it so now I’m even more curious to see the real thing!

  98. @Nerdy Nerdenstein -I’m proud to say I don’t.

    @TheEyesHaveIt -He is isn’t he?… Then again, we are all commenting back and forth on Lamebook… I think we’re all easily amused.

  99. TheEyesHaveit: I was calling Mother Teresa a ‘good thing’ cos she was. Not only was she saintly and GOOD, she was also damn sexy in a wrinkled fuck conker way.

    I wasn’t being critical of you, I was just pointing out the fact that it is indeed possible to ‘keep a good thing down’, maybe it was a poor example, hows about,…

    My cock (which is good, you’ll just have to take my word for it)can in fact be kept down by repeatedly thinking of Margaret Thatcher or Sardines.

  100. TheEyesHaveIt It’s like being the only non paraplegic member of a wheelchair basketball team, not very challenging but it’s good exercise.

  101. Thanks for the Amazingg tips :P

  102. @Sunflower, well her name isn’t a secret. We just can’t say it here because it’s censored haha.

  103. Oh, Adamn! All that and humble too!

  104. I’m a milliton times more humble than Adamn:)

  105. Nerdy Nerdenstein

    It’s probably as popular as “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”
    http://www. youtube .com/ watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs (take out spaces)

    Sorry for having to explain why my joke is funny, but I thought most would recognize the song. Usually, if I don’t get a joke I just don’t comment on it instead of snarking about something I know nothing about.

  106. PS: I found Group ID # 423181860569 to be funny.

  107. … I’m not quite sure what a milliton is… I meant million:) Mahbad.

  108. @ TheEyesHaveIt …. Are you a girl? Your mannerisms are feminine.

  109. @Nerdy Nerdenstein -Rule of self preservance #315 -Finding yourself funny when nobody else does is NOT a good thing.

  110. @ Nerdy Nerdenstein quit being such a whiney little homo

  111. @Adamn, if you’re going to look things up on Wikipedia you should mix around more than a few words before you try to pass them off as your own.

  112. Nerdy Nerdenstein

    Self-preservation? Oh God, yeah, that’s what keeps me up at night. I think I’m funny and I don’t take myself too seriously. Whatever. This is what I do to pass the time while I’m breastfeeding my daughter. Sorry I tried to expand your horizons to an awesome song! I won’t bother again.

  113. My mannerisms are feminine? Odd observation.

  114. @ Pavester Actually if you look at any quantum mechanics textbook or research report that includes the definition you will find almost the exact same wording as a definition is not subject to interpretation.

    By your logic when you copy and paste from webster that means that because you did not invent the word you are defining you do not understand it.

  115. Ah, Pavester, welcome back. Watch your mannerisms.

  116. @ TheEyesHaveIt no it isn’t, going after the ego is a classic chick move.

  117. @Nerdy Nerdenstein -Well, thank you for trying to share… and now that I know you didn’t make those lyrics up, I apologize. However, the song, based on those lyrics, needs to die… no offense to you.

  118. It’s nice to see you base your thoughts on stereotypes.

  119. Anyone got any popcorn?

  120. Nerdy Nerdenstein

    Haha, awwwww…songs of my childhood. I can’t NOT love that song. I guess it sounds better coming from a nasally rapper wearing a prosthetic nose than it looks on screen. Or am I just tainted by fond memories of this song playing during my 8th grade dances?

  121. @ Pavester btw my explanation of the specific mechanisms of M -theory cannot be found in any definition or basic description in any public medium as it is one of the most current debates amongst theoretical physicists, at least those who have not given up on M theory altogether.

  122. Alright already, I was there for the lot of it, and yeah it had its moments, but gotta say I’m a bit bored with all the talk now, time to move on to something else…

  123. genuine or not, there are soooo many ppl out there who just can’t help dropping themselves in it – some things don’t need to be broadcast to the whole community.

    so glad there are some ppl this stupid tho, makes great reading, and makes me feel my life ain’t so bad after all. hooray!

  124. @Rosie_Cotton -That is so weird… I so totally am making popcorn this very second… stalker…

  125. another meme goes flying over the heads of the majority of the readers.

  126. So, you see, Pavester, his definition -with almost the exact same wording- can be found in any textbook or research report, but his explanation cannot be found in any definition or basic description in any public medium.

  127. Didn’t have time to read the comments, but IF the story is true (and who knows), then she got what she deserved. It seems more and more women want to act tough, but don’t want the consequences.

  128. @ TheEyesHaveIt once again you have proven to be amusing. :) )

  129. @TylerDurdenUMD -You’re retarded. First of all, no, the story isn’t true. And second, you’re still retarded.

  130. europe_rocks pls send it to me @ lameturt @ live . com (remove all the spaces). im dying to read it :D :D :D

  131. @Mnic word

  132. lol, I too missed out mccowles but I am not gonna bother to request a transcript or whatnot. I have the feeling it was one of those you need to be there in the moment experiencing it funnies. I don’t have the reading time and I suspect it would be anticlimactic to try and go back and catch up now. That train has left the station.

  133. @ spinach dip LMFAO

  134. HILARIOUS. I love Fresh Prince copypasta.

  135. AAAAAHH! All those insiders! I can’t keep up!

  136. These pretzels are making me thirsty

  137. Guys, it was fun while it lasted – pardon, it was amazingg, and I also got to make some cool fb friends.

    For the rest of you, see you around here, waiting for the next really epic post. :D

    shessocold (giulia)

  138. @ aesel-
    Our eyes met
    across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.
    Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we
    danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would
    experience soon afterwards.

  139. @sunflower
    I need an e-mail address to where I can send you the stuff. It’s just sooo much to tell, I cannot fit all the details into a small comment box :)

  140. @theturtle
    I just sent it to you, I wasn’t at home the last few hours, but now everything should be in your mailbox! :)

  141. @ Nerdy Nerdenstien

    Digital Underground rocked. That is all

  142. Damnit! I go away for a couple of weeks and I miss all the fun! :(

  143. Why is my comment awaiting moderation?! All I asked was what happened with the group? Did people come on saying nasty things or did herself come on?


  144. @ Nerdy Nerdenstein

    Don’t bother trying to educate the phillistines. The Humpty Dance was an iconic piece of music; funky and funny, with a beat that you couldn’t help but nod along to.

    I couldn’t name ANY other songs from 1990 off the top of my head if I tried – but I still remember those lyrics, that bassline and the drumtrack like it was yesterday.

  145. @squidproquo

    Hate to break it to ya, but I think you’ve got gonorrhea.

  146. Yaya, it’s never too late to jump on the bandwagon!
    Big ups to Brie and also J.W, M.W, and P.K!
    And I really should learn to check LB more often, my heart skipped a beat when I saw how many posts this thread had!

  147. omg. just found the new group. my week has been made.

  148. Pavester, Europe_rocks

    You’re fuxxing amazingg.
    That is all.

  149. Oh my God the group-group is amazingg!

  150. Yo yo ma!

  151. Hey, europe_rocks, could you send it to me, too? I’m a lurker and I registered just for this sole purpose. (: Could you send it to miho @ ? Thanks!

  152. alordslums

    January 11th, 2010 at 6:39 am
    Everyone who was apart of the s_____a group.

    So you know what happened, I deleted it. After that last message I got, I really started to think about what could possibly happen if it continued. If she were to commit s__cide over it, there is no way I could live with myself knowing that I had started the group to continue it. It’s my fault for showing her the site in the first place. I really wanted to keep it so that we could continue discussing the amazing g g g events that occurred that day. Maybe she wouldn’t have done anything, but I don’t know her well enough to decide that. Anyways, Sorry guys and it was fun while it lasted.”


    am i the only one that actively wanted her to k1ll herself? i knew you yanks weren’t that sweet on darwin, but come on!

  153. @ europerocks

    Could you forward me a copy as well, I didnt bother saving anything and my cache link doesnt work anymore. :(

    chichi @ live. com. au

  154. @alordslums: I have never wished for her to get any harm, let alone to kill herself. But I admit having thought, once, about how her parents should have learned to use birth control properly.

  155. This is one of the oldest internet memes out there!

  156. Christ, all these definitions! And Physics! I love it when everyone gets into a fight over who’s smartest. Quick, somebody mention Iraq! Pull some statistics off Google! Better yet, let’s just decide whose penis is longest so someone can Win On The Internet!

  157. For God’s sake, been at work the last 8 hours and people are still on about that!
    When some of you grab onto something, you sure hang on tight and really fuckin run with it.
    I wonder if the same dedication to a cause is applied elsewhere in people’s lives.
    And by the way, I checked out that group briefly…public humiliation just ain’t my schtick.
    I prefer my ridicule with a side of anonymity.
    Get over it guys!!

  158. Damn, I cannot believe I missed the whole SWMBM fiasco! Could I also have the “stuff” emailed to me??

    wifeknowsbest @ hotmail . com

    I thank you in advance europe_rocks, or whomever sends these delights to me!

  159. Your opinions are fine. But allow for the fact that people live in different time zones. What is 8 hours old to you is brand new to someone else.

  160. Sorry, left out the @ wordpervert bit.

  161. @europe_rocks:

    could you me the SWMBM thing too please?
    i really want to see it


  162. @162

    8 hours?
    More like 10 days

  163. @wordpervert
    It’s called the holidays – be it winter/Christmas ones or summer ones!

  164. @wordpervert

    for me, it wasn’t what the episode entailed, more what it epitomised – a kind of ‘generation z’ that’s grown up weaned on the internet, hannah montana, american idol. i call it ‘the age of overweening ultra-entitlement.’ i didn’t think there were actually figureheads like her out there though. s____a was like the christ of spoiled air-headed brats. also, as my grandmother used to say – ‘if everyone liked apples, there wouldn’t be any pears.’

    and she only had one arm.

  165. Ok, I think I sent the stuff to everyone who wanted it – or did I miss anybody?

  166. This has gone on so long that I have to admit that I’m kind of intrigued… My email is nunsgraveyard @ if you would be so kind as to satisfy my curiosity…Cheers.

  167. I’m that annoying person that comes in super late and wants to be part of the fun… can someone send it to me? producerpuppet @

  168. @kimble -mine is 7.5 miles long… I win ;)

  169. toteslovesitbabes

    i can’t be bothered to read all of these- so this has probs been said…

    this is a game called bel-airing… where you make up a crazy story to get another person sucked in and eventually lead into the lyrics to the fresh prince of bel-air.

  170. Can someone email me the epic transcript of the SWMNBM thread too please? I want to join in the lulz

  171. I guess it goes without saying that everyone on this thread (I mean the people who “met” great people making fun of that girl and continue to get in fights about meaningless crap alongside their webfriends) is kind of lame, whether you’re willing to admit it or not. Spending this much time and having this much emotion invested in an internet fun-poking site is just weird. And internet spelling/grammar nazis are just getting ridiculous. Misspell one word and you’re a &%$#ing idiot? Come on. Get a life.

  172. to “stfu_inc” – now, do i really have to point out the hypocrisy of your having a “lamebook” account yet posting the above statement?

    by the way, i love that “lamebook” itself can be extremely lame as well! haha!

  173. worst_episode_ever

    doing the the humpty hump!!! i caught that right away :) ah the remnants of my youth… Back in the day when I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell of it, mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it. you want my bod, here’s the hot rod. twelve inches to a yard and have ya soundin’ like a retard…

  174. Platinum Star

  175. I lol’d a lil

  176. @europe_rocks, a copy please?

  177. @europe_rocks; I just read the whole thread, SWMBM just sounds so amazing… I NEED to see what all the hype is about :)
    Could you please send a copy to


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