Yo Back up now and give a brother room,
His fuse is lit and he’s about to go BOOM!
mercy, mercy, mercy me,
His dad injects smack and caught the HIV,
He’s hyped up, pysched up, ready fer fightin’
beatin’ up girls cos he’s frightened of real men,
His dad’s a twat with cooties,
I’d flip the druggie around and work that bootie,
His dads nobody, a fucked up nobody,
slow down boy you’re ’bout to hurt somebody,
Oh and lets just get one thing clear,
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go!
So you know what happened, I deleted it. After that last message I got, I really started to think about what could possibly happen if it continued. If she were to commit suicide over it, there is no way I could live with myself knowing that I had started the group to continue it. It’s my fault for showing her the site in the first place. I really wanted to keep it so that we could continue discussing the amazingg events that occurred that day. Maybe she wouldn’t have done anything, but I don’t know her well enough to decide that. Anyways, Sorry guys and it was fun while it lasted.
Aww Brie, don’t apologize… Like you said, it was fun while it lasted and I personally enjoyed meeting all the people who managed to keep the spirit of the group and to stay respectful at the same time. For all the good moments I spent on there, cheers guys!
It’s okay. It was fun, yeah. But you probably did the right thing, from time to time I also thought that we’re going too far. So, yes, like you said, it was fun while it lasted, but we should leave the girl alone now.
Thanks, SWMBM, for all those great moments you gave us. And just for future reference: Don’t post stuff like that on the internet anymore. Keep it private.
Along with Lulla, europe_rocks and co, I’d like to raise my glass to all who shared in the joys of knowing SWMBM, and especially IlostNemo. Some persons here would know my real name – you are welcome to contact me via facebook. Also, I have my own copies of the whole delightful incident, and can share with those I know from IlostNemo’s group (for “offline” consumption obviously). Anyway, thanks for the unforgettable fun!
I was sad when I woke up this morning and had notifications for the group; yet no group to go to . I do think you’re right nemo. While some people managed to stay within the original humor of the post, a few people got out of hand. Was enjoyable to see some personalized version of a few of you at least, and I enjoyed this tiny moment of internet history ^_^.
Very briefly. It had to do with a (now deleted) post on lamebook, roughly 2 weeks ago. I am not going much detail of what the post was about, will only say that it was about a girl wanting “a favor from a guy”, and explaining to a friend she wants to “fuck her anger out” as this friend tried to set her up with another guy he knew. Due to lamebook neglecting to blur one of the surnames, it was easy to find them on facebook to see what they looked like on their profile pics.
Long story short, it was inevitable that they’d find out about the lamebook entry, and the subject of the post herself entered the discussion, and launched a rather ‘original’ verbal assault against everybody who posted comments. It all made for highly entertaining banter on the thread.
Lamebook deleted the whole post (due to the breach of privacy), and subsequently also any comment that mentioned any individual by name. Thus a little “underground” fan club was born, and the facebook group was created in an attempt to keep the memory alive of quite a fascinating incident on these lamebook pages.
It seems the chapter is closed now, for good. However, the memories will remain for those who got to know quite a unique character or two!
Well, I guess it’s about time i say a few words too so here goes….ahem.
For the past 10 or so years of my life I have been perusing the internet looking for some sort of entertainment and I have been unsuccessful in my search. Until now. But not only have I found entertainment and a few fleeting moments of awe and wonder, I have also found love, friendship, admiration, and also a story to tell my grandchildren so that they can pass it on to their grandchildren. I now have love for everyone that was involved in this great turn of events. For everyone that posted witty comments to make me chuckle. And also for Lamebook and even Facebook for being so resilient and not letting down for one second. I have also found friendship among a few of these people and have realized that the world isn’t full of selfish dimwitted people like I had originally thought but also of fun, friendly people with amazing senses of humor that know exactly what to say to make me smile. I have more admiration than i could have imagined for those people for being so loyal, for Lamebook and Facebook for putting up a good fight, for those that stuck up for their friend (I couldn’t ask for better friends myself), and most of all to the lady of the house herself for…well, being herself. Now that I get to the conclusion of my speech I can’t help but think back to all the fun we’ve had. I will surely miss this momentous event and it will always live on in my heart and I’m sure in most of yours as well. To Brie I say thank you for creating the Facebook group so that we may continue to enjoy what has occurred here and also for being a good friend to me outside of these discussions. To Lamebook I say thank you for putting up with us for so long. To the leading lady for being herself and providing us with more enjoyment on top of the original post and I also want to apologize on behalf of all Lamebookers for any grief we may have caused. We meant no harm to you or anyone. And to everyone else I thank you for being yourselves as well. I wish you all good health and best wishes and I hope our relationships will not always be confined to Lamebook. Cheers to all of you!
On another note, I used to do what you newbies think of as “An experience of a life time” everyday and had incredible fun with it. But trust me, when you go out more and do those stuff in real life it feels real. Rather than bragging about what you did online with your fellow online friends, and possibly get sued for online harrassment.
On this win: Well, I think it’s a made-up story like a rick-roll that gets the reader to read more and more and suddenly get tricked into reading the lyrics to Fresh Prince theme song.
“On another note, I used to do what you newbies think of as “An experience of a life time” everyday and had incredible fun with it. But trust me, when you go out more and do those stuff in real life it feels real. Rather than bragging about what you did online with your fellow online friends, and possibly get sued for online harrassment.”
This “real life” you speak of… it apparently involves going on comment threads to chastise so-called “newbies” (clever assumption!) who are doing what you state you used to do (and apparently still do, lest you wouldn’t make a comment like that).
There are over 100,000 homeless children on the streets of Calcutta, I walk past most of them everyday, but yeah, I’m pissed off now because I don’t have fucking clue what went on with this one armed bird.
@everyone on this comment board apart from the people who arent lame
WHAT THE FUCK, pavement pavester you fuckin weirdo omg, what the hell why did you write some big cunting thing like what the fuck just message the peopl ein the group with u man what the hell is wrong with you, also, everyone else what the fuck! youre all turning into that bitch girl u were all tryin to harass anyways, like jesus christ was there like 6 of you in that group? jus mak e athread on lamebook and talk about how much u bum eachother and how you were the greatest people you ever ‘met’ in your life and that you’ll never forget eachother then meet eachother up, jack eachother off or whatever you furries do and then leave lamebook comments out of ur twisted circle of whatever the fuck you guys are into, gotdamn
furries fuckin freaks like europe_rocks and pavester, they dress up like animals and fuck eahcother and theyre well fat and rank and have gay little facebook groups like she who shall not get maime and shit and then never have got pussy/dick ever, and also, are massssssssssssssssiiiiiiiive bendors.
and also whats wrong with bein a hobbit, u furry bitch worst insult ever coulda called me a porchmonkey or something
@Anonisgayisgay -Wow, you seem to be harboring a lot of fury. I have no idea what facebook thread you’re referring to so I guess I’m safe there but “Guys, guys, guys! I just got an idea! Two words that could solve all our housing problems. Time share!”… if that doesn’t work try saying this word slowly, “Guzfraba”!
OK, first, thank you for the clarification of ‘furries’, but I hate to say it…What the f### does ‘porchmonkey’ mean?
I agree with most of your points, but some of your insults are just plain confusing. Why not stick to some old fashioned insults and call them all, for example; fat, lazy, Star Trek fans with nothing better to do but try and make themselves feel important by leaving pathetic grammar based insults on the internet while waiting for their German Shit Porn to buffer?
porchmonkey is an old fashioned racist slur towards black people, often used by elderly people who grew up in a time where racism was not frowned upon but encouraged. If you watch Clerks 2 (quality sequel to the classic Clerks) they take the piss out of people who use the term porchmonkey and yet have no clue about its origins or how it is racist
Yes, Adamn, I’m aware of what I’m doing on here… I restated that quote because it didn’t seem as though Imamofo was aware of it – since he was critical of those of us who were commenting on here.
I’m aware of the definition of hypocrisy, thank you.
I was participating in what is called “sarcasm”:
Main Entry: sar·casm
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwarəs- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm
How often do you people look on this site? I swear I come here most of the times I log into my fakebook and find the link, but shit, I must’ve missed this completely. Did this all go on when Lamebook looked dead over NYE?
@TheEyesHaveIt -I have a feeling you just opened a can of worms by asking Adamn about the whole string and multiverse theories. Judging by some of the past things he’s said, he seems like a trekkie who is naked on a bean bag eating a bag of cheetos. So, with that in mind, duck for cover.
@ TheEyesHaveIt Lol i’d love to… String theory is a developing branch of quantum mechanics as well as general relativity which attempts the merging and reconciling the two areas of physics into a quantum theory of gravity. The strings of string theory are one-dimensional oscillating lines, but they are no longer considered fundamental to the theory, which can be formulated in terms of points or surfaces too.
The multiverse is the hypothetical set of multiple possible universes (including our universe) that comprise everything that exists: the entirety of space and time, all forms of matter, energy and momentum, and the physical laws and constants that govern them.
One of the most inclusive of these is the 11-dimensional M-theory, which requires spacetime to have eleven dimensions, as opposed to the usual three spatial dimensions and the fourth dimension of time.
M-Theory predicts about 10^100 different possible universes and one of the main aims right now is to figure out the mechanism which selects our Universe out of all these possibilities.
Wow, domestic abuse is NEVER funny. I would like the opportunity to council this wayward soul and bring him back to the side of right. Perhaps he will see this post and will want me to council him. So I will add my credentials to this post. First off, I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I’m spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack, but sometimes I get ridiculous. I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.
Hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I’m skinny. It never stopped me from gettin’ busy. I’m a freak. I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
@Sunflower. It was amazingg, simply amazingg. Lamebook posted a thread about SWMBM wanting to fuck her anger away and get hooked up with some random friend of a friend. Alas, LB’s censorship failed and the people were found out.
After SWMBM found out, she cam here threatening to fly to everyones houses, kill each and every one of us. Also threatened to call the police for harassment. Which, ironically, isn’t outweighed by the death threats she decided to do.
Later, a group (which I missed) was created, dedicated to SWMBM and, again, she found out about this. She then threatened to kill herself (also illegal in some places). Having a heart, the creator deleted the group and now we are here.
It’s probably as popular as “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” http://www. youtube .com/ watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs (take out spaces)
Sorry for having to explain why my joke is funny, but I thought most would recognize the song. Usually, if I don’t get a joke I just don’t comment on it instead of snarking about something I know nothing about.
Self-preservation? Oh God, yeah, that’s what keeps me up at night. I think I’m funny and I don’t take myself too seriously. Whatever. This is what I do to pass the time while I’m breastfeeding my daughter. Sorry I tried to expand your horizons to an awesome song! I won’t bother again.
@ Pavester Actually if you look at any quantum mechanics textbook or research report that includes the definition you will find almost the exact same wording as a definition is not subject to interpretation.
By your logic when you copy and paste from webster that means that because you did not invent the word you are defining you do not understand it.
Haha, awwwww…songs of my childhood. I can’t NOT love that song. I guess it sounds better coming from a nasally rapper wearing a prosthetic nose than it looks on screen. Or am I just tainted by fond memories of this song playing during my 8th grade dances?
@ Pavester btw my explanation of the specific mechanisms of M -theory cannot be found in any definition or basic description in any public medium as it is one of the most current debates amongst theoretical physicists, at least those who have not given up on M theory altogether.
So, you see, Pavester, his definition -with almost the exact same wording- can be found in any textbook or research report, but his explanation cannot be found in any definition or basic description in any public medium.
lol, I too missed out mccowles but I am not gonna bother to request a transcript or whatnot. I have the feeling it was one of those you need to be there in the moment experiencing it funnies. I don’t have the reading time and I suspect it would be anticlimactic to try and go back and catch up now. That train has left the station.
Our eyes met
across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.
Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we
danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would
experience soon afterwards.
Yaya, it’s never too late to jump on the bandwagon!
Big ups to Brie and also J.W, M.W, and P.K!
And I really should learn to check LB more often, my heart skipped a beat when I saw how many posts this thread had!
January 11th, 2010 at 6:39 am
Everyone who was apart of the s_____a group.
So you know what happened, I deleted it. After that last message I got, I really started to think about what could possibly happen if it continued. If she were to commit s__cide over it, there is no way I could live with myself knowing that I had started the group to continue it. It’s my fault for showing her the site in the first place. I really wanted to keep it so that we could continue discussing the amazing g g g events that occurred that day. Maybe she wouldn’t have done anything, but I don’t know her well enough to decide that. Anyways, Sorry guys and it was fun while it lasted.”
Christ, all these definitions! And Physics! I love it when everyone gets into a fight over who’s smartest. Quick, somebody mention Iraq! Pull some statistics off Google! Better yet, let’s just decide whose penis is longest so someone can Win On The Internet!
For God’s sake, been at work the last 8 hours and people are still on about that!
When some of you grab onto something, you sure hang on tight and really fuckin run with it.
I wonder if the same dedication to a cause is applied elsewhere in people’s lives.
And by the way, I checked out that group briefly…public humiliation just ain’t my schtick.
I prefer my ridicule with a side of anonymity.
Get over it guys!!
for me, it wasn’t what the episode entailed, more what it epitomised – a kind of ‘generation z’ that’s grown up weaned on the internet, hannah montana, american idol. i call it ‘the age of overweening ultra-entitlement.’ i didn’t think there were actually figureheads like her out there though. s____a was like the christ of spoiled air-headed brats. also, as my grandmother used to say – ‘if everyone liked apples, there wouldn’t be any pears.’
I guess it goes without saying that everyone on this thread (I mean the people who “met” great people making fun of that girl and continue to get in fights about meaningless crap alongside their webfriends) is kind of lame, whether you’re willing to admit it or not. Spending this much time and having this much emotion invested in an internet fun-poking site is just weird. And internet spelling/grammar nazis are just getting ridiculous. Misspell one word and you’re a &%$#ing idiot? Come on. Get a life.
doing the the humpty hump!!! i caught that right away ah the remnants of my youth… Back in the day when I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell of it, mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it. you want my bod, here’s the hot rod. twelve inches to a yard and have ya soundin’ like a retard…