Three things the guy could have done to get a second date:
1-Spill something nicer on her dress. Perhaps a whipped cream to go along with the design.
2-Don’t go around in your pants. This chick obviously loves those who don’t “come in pants”. A mankini is recommended for this part.
3-When having an asthma attack don’t say “I’m having an asthma attack”, instead use the more friendly version of “Hey, there’s no air in here. I’m gonna go outside for a minute and come back.” Also making sure when he comes back he doesn’t come back in pants cause that would ruin the whole thing.
Personally, I’m inclined to believe that she expects her dates to show up pantsless so as to choose the pants for them. Certainly sounds reasonable to me. I know I don’t want my dates to come in their own pants – have you seen what some men pick out?! geesh.
It wasn’t Cranapple it was Bannaberry juice, also I spilt my seed into a napkin not on my pants, I’m not a fucking animal for fuck sake. And lastly I wasn’t having a fucking asthma attack I was trying to breathe heavily and seductively into her ear.
Last time I take Slutty McBitch out for dinner I can tell you.
Poor dude. I feel bad for him. We women can be so rough on guys (geeks). She should be taking all three (spilling drink, spilling seed, and asthma attack) as a compliment, not publicly ridiculing the guy!
It means he is awkward, shy, and yes Jackie, probably a virgin, and oh yeah, thinks you are seriously HOT.
“don’t think its gunna work out”?
Yeah, because I’m sure he totally MEANT to spill the juice on her dress. And he jizzed INTENTIONALLY as some piggish form of a display of manhood, right? How crude. And then that asthma attack? Well, only TOTAL JERKS have asthma, right? I mean, lyke, oh my god, if he can’t even breathe right he must be a TOTAL LOSER! God would never give asthma to a COOL guy.
@NeenerNeener: Really? Let’s assume for a minute that you are a girl. I sincerely doubt that you would just LOVE a guy who, albeit accidentally, spills drinks on you and randomly cums in his pants (I’ll excuse the asthma attack, as I, too, have asthma and he can’t control it). The dude was obviously a nerd. You can’t fault her for not being a nerd lover.
I loled at the OP ’cause it reminded me of the nerd from Robot Chicken on a date.
@ Well, no, I wouldn’t love having my hypothetical dress stained, but I wouldn’t hold it against the poor guy. Accidents happen to everyone. If I accidentally spilled something on someone, it certainly wouldn’t mean I was an awful person who someone should never date. It would mean that I accidentally knocked something over.
Cumming in his pants would be extremely awkward, but also, we don’t know the situation that caused it. If they went somewhere and were dryhumping, yeah, can’t really blame him if he got a little excited, and that wouldn’t be totally uncalled for. If it were completely random, yeah, awkward as hell, but it doesn’t mean he could really control it, I mean, unless he was fapping under the table at dinner or something. If he was, then yeah, weirdo.
All the things she listed as “faults” against him weren’t things he did intentionally. All things are awkward and unpleasant, but not a reason to not give the poor guy a chance. Automatically ruling a guy out because he was awkward (or “nerd,” I guess) is, yeah, being a superficial bitch.
But hey, I don’t think anyone really expects to find a deep, long-term relationship on a blind date anyway, so her attitude isn’t surprising.
@Vlamenni & NeenerNeener
I think she should be able to forgive him, I once threw up on a girls shoes while she was still in them and they were totally ruined. She has forgiven me. I’d say that is a much worse situation when you’ve only known someone for 2 days.
My son had asthma as a child. It’s a serious and frightening disease, not a scene from a sitcom. If you’re interested in experiencing what it is like, tie a plastic bag over your head and punch a pinhole in it where your mouth is.
The image she paints of the data as a whole is funny, though!