Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Cruel Keyboard

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23 Comments

  1. iamamofoisanunfunnytroll

    Ben,Stever and all that shit mufuckas.

  2. Can anyone tell me wtf the third one is about? I’ve read it 10 times and still don’t get it.

  3. NVM… Just got it… :)

  4. 1angrychick2cups

    LMAO ^ subtle yet hysterical

  5. Lamebook, I really wish you’d stop making me press ‘read the rest of entry’ on almost EVERY FRICKING POST.

  6. Why all the whining about pressing “read the rest…”? You would have to mouse-click to see the comments anyways, and the comments are usually the best part. Except for this one, of course.

  7. Am I the only one that totally thought Kelly meant exactly what she typed?

  8. I did too, bells. I thought Anthony was being a Wallace.

  9. Yes, I was enjoying the mental image of Kelly and Michael’s mom…

  10. Re: the first one. Typos that spell out *~*~dirty words~*~* are only funny if they actually spell it out properly. And then only sometimes.

  11. thickasawhaleommlette

    Isn’t ‘semon’ a sperm sorbet?

  12. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Anthony’s last comment makes him sound like the kind of person who strangles baby puppies and kittens with panda intestines … and not in a good way.

  13. I totally thought Kelly meant what she wrote too, which is why it took me a bit to pick up on it. ANd I’m betting who ever has the “Frorist” sign recently had seen “Team America” and were going for a Kim Jong Il accent.

  14. ^^^ or any stereotypical Asian accent ever.

  15. Someone explain #3? If it really is obvious, then I shall go stick my head in an oven.

  16. …just got it. FFFUUUUU.

  17. does anyone want to volunteer and share what #3 means for those who still might not get it? Not for me, but for other people…

  18. ifitwerentformyhorse

    I thought Kelly meant it too, so I was confused when I read Anthony’s last comment. I still think she did and Anthony just didn’t realize it.

  19. That Florist one better not be being racialist against Chinese folk or i’ll kick the slit out of them.

    I’m actually 1/8 Chinese and so am allowed to make this comment.

  20. Wouldn’t it be funny if the Frorist was owned by a black dude with a massive afro and it was not at all a typo but totally intentional ?? :D

  21. For those that still don’t get #3, (it took me a while) Kelly meant to say ‘riding around in your mom’s’ as in, his mother’s car. However, she accidentally left off the apostrophe and the s, giving her sentence a whole new meaning.

  22. Best lamebook post yet :) haha

  23. Thanks Wallace

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