Why was the 17 year old masturbating on Kyle’s computer? That sounds kind of messy…
I’m more interested on how she knew it was a christian?!?! Was it a reenactment of the Linda Blair crucifix scene from the Exorcist?
Michael is such a putz. He can’t even juggle two women. I can have my Kate, and Edith too.
I was thinking that too Afro
It wouldn’t have been too bad had the girl been an atheist.
Loved the cake one.
He should have eaten that cake…
I don’t get it. How did he cheat on her by eating the cake some other girl made for his b-day? This is retarded.
Also, I wonder if the 17 y/o Christian is a girl or a boy?
overweightteenagechristiansmasturbating.com Ahh the memories, what they do with that crucifix! Fuck me Jeebus.
The second one just annoys me for some unfathomable reason, too much like a flashing neon sign, too much going on.
PaRkeR – fuck me, you need shooting just for writing your name like that you silly little ballsack.
All it takes is a piece of cake to prove someone has been cheating? Lauren, met Leanne and then you’ll realise you have nothing to complain about.
Fuck! There’s a shitload of leftover cake in my fridge.
Oh poor Lauren, don’t you know that the cake is a lie?
Wait…possession of birthday cake is now considered evidence of infidelity? Shit, I gotta get rid of this cake before Mrs Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff finds it!
My seventeenth wife found a video of a fat Muslim frigging her cockbox off on my computer…. used alongside Leannes’ evidence we can assume that all religious folk are wankers.
Overweight 17 year old camwhoring? Kyle has been spending too much time on /soc/.
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