Tongue rings are a way for skanks to draw attention to themselves and be like “hehehe balls in my mouth OMG u perv I was talking about my tongue ring LOL”. Because that’s so much more subtle than wearing a sign on your forehead that says “I’ll put out on the first date”
I believe quoting chris rock here is appropriate. If a girl has a pierced tongue, she’ll probably suck your dick. If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably suck your dick. Good times. Im youtubing that video right now.
I actually play with it a lot when I am mad or stressed since I quit smoking. Also, when I got it done I had never given a BJ and didn’t for a least two years after I had gotten it. I guess if everyone thinks it makes me a skank I will just agree and shut up.
Good job judging a book by its cover, people. Jeez. Sometimes people get piercings because it’s fun. I had my tongue pierced with no ulterior motives, I just wanted to get something pierced and it was cheap and painless.
@WTG I’m a Rangers/Islanders fan. But, the Black Hawks did a fantastic job the other day. Vancouver fans and players deserved the 5-1 loss! They were pissing me off the entire game.
Also, the Redskins might be having a great season next year. They got some really good players! I can’t say anything for the Nationals… I watched the Mets beat them and I swelled up with pride. Not that losing to the Mets says much… but still <3 them!
@Bulldog The Atlanta Hawks are just prolonging the inevitable. They may as well throw in the towel what with the 40+ point loss to the Magic in Game 1 of the semis. They're wasting everyone's time and energy.
No ill will for the Caps here, though I wasn’t fond of the Ovechkin-Campbell hit in March. Don’t think it was dirty, Ovechkin just plays intense and sometimes stuff happens like that. Been a while since the Hawks were contenders, so it was more scary to see one of the go-to-guys go down. Done babbling now, I promise
Sorry no help for you there; never could mentally reconcile with inserting a metal bar into my close personal friend.
WTG, I’m sure you wish the Nats could play my Braves every night. Washington never seems to look like the worst team in baseball when Atlanta’s around. FML…
Meanwhile, if the accusation is true and he raped and beat a 16 year old, I think we can come up with something a little worse to call Lawrence Taylor than “douchebag”. That’s what I call guys with fratboy Bieber Bangs, for crying out loud.
evileddy…you’re a douche.
I personally have had both my tongue and belly button pierced. FOR FUN and because I like the way they made me look. It was never about impressing anyone else, it was about impressing me!
Hardly anyone every saw them but them made me feel good.
I’ve also known plenty of men who have had their tongues pierced and weren’t gay. I like a guy with a pierced tongue
but NOT a pierced dick. that’s just weird.
I have had a tongue piercing (its not a ring, dumbasses) for ten years now, since I was just on the cusp of my 16th birthday. I wanted it since I was 12 and not once was it for the purpose of sucking dick. fuck that. I got it cause at the time the spice girls and the prodigy were big and not that I liked the spice girls but tongue piercings seemed the thing to do between about 1996-2000. everyone had them at the time. I didn’t do it to wag my tongue at people to play with it or to suck dick, I just liked the way they looked and wanted it bad. ten years on I still love it and it feels so wrong taking it out. in saying that about the ten years thing, I have not once swallowed a ball from the top of it, why? because I tighten the fucker with my sleeve, yeah, something DRY. otherwise the ball is just going to slip around in your saliva and not tighten properly.
@Anna & Ligeia – Not a tongue ring? Just out of curiosity, what do you call jewelery you put in an ear piercing that is not a ring? If it’s a post, stud, or dangly piece of jewelry, do you still call them your earRINGS??? Tongue ring is just as appropriate as barbell…dumbasses.
@ Who’s That Girl?: I don’t really wear much ear jewellery and none of them are rings. I tend to refer to them by what they are (penguins, owls, ladybirds etc.) I don’t call them rings when they clearly aren’t. It’s just ignorance/laziness that people wouldn’t bother to find out the actual name for the jewellery.
Most people don’t even realise I have my tongue pierced because my mouth is small and you can’t see it when I talk. And if you’re the kind of person who would judge someone for having their tongue pierced (she must be a slut because she has her tongue pierced) then you are very sad indeed.