Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The 6 Cents

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  1. The beatles are real.

  2. Wrong. He got it, he just didn’t think it was funny.

  3. I wouldn’t have much sense of humour either, if I worked at 7-Eleven.

  4. Yeah…that bullshit is the last thing a 7-11 employee wants to listen to customer after customer….he probably wasn’t even paying much attention….pay for your shit and gtfo…

  5. Not only does the employee have to put up with the dumb joke, he then gets some crazy broad laughing ‘hysterically’ in his face. That’d be enough for me to start reaching for the well placed anti-theft shotgun and getting my self-defence story in order.

    And why the fuck is the dumb bitch buying sugar-water to soothe a sore throat instead of proper medication. Or is she also a giant heifer who feels the need to justify their junkfood purchases?

    /end mini rant.

  6. oh, you so high and mighty, franky. you act like you’ve never sucked a cock before. Tammy has. And Tammy knows that if it’s just a bit of bruising, you put some ice on that puppy.

  7. @frankenstein.

    I don’t care what gender you are. Please let me make sweet sweet love to your brain. I will give you all my credit card information so you can buy yourself something to justify it to yourself. Thank you.

  8. ^I’d watch this one. The practiced ease which he offered financial restitution in the same sentence he was offering a romantic interlude was real off-putting.

  9. I don’t think he was sincere.

  10. You’ll give me your credit card information? What kinda fool do you take me for? It’s cold hard cash only, up front.

  11. I wonder if Tammy knew that your allowed to kill people on the spot for their ignorance.

  12. ^ **BANG!!**

    Ignorant fool. *You’re.

  13. *girl.

    It will be super hot. I’ll get you drunk first too.

  14. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Oh aren’t we all tough rambling on about killing people, try doing it for real you fucktard. Fucking video game whimp, go fuck yourself and same goes for all you anti estabilisment tossers. If you really that tough, do the world a favour and place that nuzzle against your temple and simply squeeze that trigger…

  15. ^ Oh my. :-O
    Dude, have a beer.

  16. @15, you first. Let us know how it works.

  17. Empathy, Stomabeutel. We added empathy to your programming for a reason.

  18. Great.

  19. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @17 I don’t have to proof anything, besides brain splatter won’t look nice on my white walls. It pisses me off when people write about crap they’ll never want to experience. So a cheerfull fuck you to you sir.

    @18, I switched it off for this one.

  20. what’s a nuzzle, you fucking spineless government-apologist lickspittle?

  21. is a nuzzle what lavender-scented pussies like you use – instead of a muzzle?

  22. This isn’t just random killing stoma, this is selective culling for the betterment of the human race. You might wanna watch your back.

    Oh and 64th? If you need to get the girl you’re paying for sex drunk first, you must be one ugly son of a bitch. I’m out.

  23. Does that mean you were at some point in? Because I can take that glimmer of hope and stretch it for an incredibly long time.

  24. wow. I did not think it was possible for you to come back from such a disastrous first impression. but, by jove, you’ve bloody done it.

  25. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @nuzzle, muzzle go fuck yourself. I know how to pull triggers, that’s what counts aint it? Now go and post another random picture of a pig on fire on that little blog of yours. Cos that’s really what’s going to change the world and if you ever call me government-apologist again, I will go through great lenghts tracking you down. After which I’ll be offering you a real spliff instead of that crap you are smoking now. Then I’ll show you that it really doesn’t matter if you call it a muzzle or a nuzzle, I’m sure you’re gonna love the irony.

  26. did you just threaten to come and thump me in real life? because I called you a big girlie, nancy puff online?
    you just jumped straight on into the stalky violence?

    what are you trying to compensate for, your feeble and unimpressive testicles??

  27. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    I don’t do threats, anyway you really should smoke a proper spliff one day.

    Don’t get all paranoid dear, I take tons of meds to prevent me from going voilent, guess I missed a dosage somewhere. Besides that why the fuck would I want to eliminate the one person on here that’s more fucked than I am?

  28. “I take tons of meds to prevent me from going voilent”

    you sound like you won big on life’s lottery.

  29. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Yeah that’s why I am such a cheerful bunny, just like you.

  30. I never said i didn’t like you.
    (blushes)

  31. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Thanks MsA! My appologies for the out burst, I blame it on my government, PTSD and little fucks acting all tough ;-)

  32. never apologise for having the stones to have a decent barney, my good man.

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