That second one is dysfunction at its peak. Ellie is a bit overbearing and Andy is a bit of a puss (OK, a giant puss). First for posting as his status, then not answering his phone, then rolling over like a possum. Their kid will be on Lamebook by the time he/she is 9 years old.
OK, I took the second one as Andy had done something very wrong, like possibly cheated on Ellie. And since Ellie is carrying his child, she has to put up with him, even though she no longer wants anything to do with him. Hence, “you’ve cost me the rest of my life.” I don’t think it’s over Andy skipping daddy class.
Jesse: Yes, it is. And I have a feeling these two are 18. Can’t wait ’til Andy does something that IS actually worth getting all freaked over (and he will). Ellie is in for a rude awakening. But it sounds like she’s really ready to have a child, being so mature and all!
i really hope for the baby’s sake that she will change her mind about the whole ruining my who life thing. i know i did. give her a break you guys. she’s probably really young and had big plans. it’s stressful to get pregnant when you are young.
it’s all about perspective. it’s pretty lame that he posted this on facebook. i didn’t talk to my baby daddy for 4 months after i found out… and we’re married now.
well i know someone is gonna make fun of me. go ahead
Actually, Nathan makes a perfectly valid point in the first one. True three-dimensional vision is an aspect of our eyes themselves (so a person who is blind in one eye still perceives the world in three dimensions), but SIMULATED three-dimensional vision (the kind that uses glasses or other filters) does use BOTH eyes to trick the brain that a two-dimensional image exists in three-dimensional space.
ok, I know who posted this because it was one of my friends. I also know Ellie and ffs guys, she’s 16.
She was upset because her parents don’t know, this could ruin her modelling, and she could get kicked out of sixth form, understand now?
Ellie’s going to be one of those women who control their entire family by saying “Honey, I gave up my vagina so you could have offspring, take out the fucking trash.”
“You ungrateful little shit, I carried you for 9 months and ruined my nipples feeding you. Now give me a foot rub!!!”
wooow what a bitch, I’d rather pay support or get partial custody than fuck with a stupid bitch like that…then again I wouldn’t fuck with a psycho like that. Most men don’t think with their heads…well maybe with their dick heads. Take a loss punk bitch, you in it for the next 18 years.
@38 mandy – forgive my directness, but was she raped? I only ask because if not, sex takes *two* consenting people to form babby, so blaming the boyfriend for ruining her life is both pointless and ludicrously naive.
If she doesn’t know how that doing the dirty has babby-forming potential by the age of 16, she has more problems in her life than just getting knocked up.
As a film student with the same problem, I feel for Nathan. People in my class won’t shut up about Avatar, etc… I have no concept of what makes these movies appealing. Although really I just wish the fad would pass again.
Well, I don’t have to find this pussy…we will just have to call him “Andy”, and take his man card away since his balls were removed by the vag trap known as “Ellie”. Would have given me something to do while waiting for that guy to call about his girl…
Wow. I find it really said that she feels like her baby cost her the rest of her life.
I mean, we have this thing, it’s called adoption. You could give your baby to someone who wants it. You know… someone who doesn’t consider it the death knell of their life. That should be healthy. Every kid loves to be unwanted.