I feel totally ripped off. I had to wait until I got into college and had an “official University email address” to get facebook. But soon after I signed up they changed it so everyone can get a facebook.
hey this reminds me of a funny (and unfortunately true) story…..
i had a teacher who’s son worked in the E.R. and a guy came in with a croquet ball in his rectum. best part? his son took him to the hospital and had to explain it. worst part? getting it out. they couldn’t pull it out. they gave him a bunch of laxatives to…umm….force it out and that didn’t work. so they end up surgically removing this ball from his ass. only problem is, remember that shit load of laxatives they gave him? yeah…..not pretty.
1. I hate people that say vajayjay. They should be run over by a rolling Godzilla that just stepped into some whale shit…and then run over again by a giant harvester.
2. The woman’s legs should be broken for spelling her daughter’s name Kayleigh. And then she should be sent back to school. A school just like the one that was the inspiration for “Another Brick In the Wall.”
3. Smile, tomorrow will be worse -Murphy’s philosophy
Alright i have to take the second point back. I researched and found out it was the more common spelling. But there are still too many people in the US that really mess up their babies’ names just to make them “unique”…the latest one i heard of was Brittini. Like my friend said, it looks like some fake italian frozen meal. Apologies to all the Kayleigh readers; someday i’ll get you flowers, or fish or something.