Friday, March 30, 2012

That’ll Show Her

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  1. Kind of insulting to meatheads there..

  2. BeboStunnah2kai12

    Ah, well that was a waste of a read.

    Such a shit Lamebook fight.

  3. OM nom nom Bacchante… Umgestülpte Tarts! Thanks for the heads up, though I think I would pass on a recipe from someones who is named after a bag of piddle and other stuff.

  4. Since when has anyone done any bragging in this thread mass? There isn’t any room for peacocks on the internet. There’s enough cock on teh webz for everyone!…no need for new ones! Besides, if I WAS going to do ANY bragging I would be telling about the ravenous fucking my ex and I did on the giraffe platform and the educational cave, but what good would THAT do. Have you decided whether you want my penis in your ear, or the rectal ripping ladle yet? Seriously dude/ette, you DON’T want me to choose for you…Wood SPLINTERS something fierce, ask your mom! Last time I gave her the ladle, the ER nurse was fingering her anus for HOURS looking for the handle! For fucks sake, I miss everything, 15 hours of driving is shit, and now I’m going to be stuck in some hick ass town in the middle of the Apple-ation mountains for god knows how long..WhatEVER would I do without lamebook to fall back on after a long hard day of fucking someone elses sister and massaging my man juice in to her pretty little face after convincing her it works WONDERS for your complexion? I tell you what I’d do, I’d be fucking devastated and probably go back to heavily abusing hard drugs, or cry like a nancy boy…but we know better than that…CAPn doesn’t pout, he masturbates with painstakingly harvested tears of young virgins who recently came of drinking age…nothing like a lil piece that can’t handle the drink to come and slob your knob, AM I right guys? I quit btw, Ms. was a fucking cakewalk. Drug programs and whining about how it’s so bad is like beating off to yourself in the mirror, withdrawals are for pussies…lol..This beats the hell out of some fucked free journal website or continuing to pay for my own domain and hosting service. I’m being fucking resourceful, you twat, howza boot that! Can’t we all just, get along?

  5. When are you going to do one of your really long rants, Capn?

  6. A longer one eh? I don’t know, kinda have a busy week, and plans for recreational trespassing this weekend. I might be able to squeeze one out sometime this week though. It’s all situational though, such a bout of nonsense would require the right lamebook posting combined with an equal amount of cunt tingling comments, and then we’d have to find a sacrificial alter boy that doesn’t care about what any of us cheeky bastards think, but obviously cares just enough to “take the bait”, so to speak.

  7. I think we can sum this up quite easily. You all suck at life. If the highlight of your day involves being delusional, and crafty in your words on a comment thread that will be forgotten in a weeks time. I guess that speaks for itself. Suck my sack losers ! I shaved two days ago , so hopefully the stubble bothers you.

  8. Soapbox house of cards and glass so don’t be tossing your stones around.

    -Tool

  9. Heh, Flames shaved his scrote coz thought he was going to get lucky.

    No wonder you’re so pissed off all the time, dude; you just need to dip your cock in something warmer and wetter than Vaseline.

  10. ^Ex: Mcdonalds Coffee 😀

  11. Beatus, nice TOOL reference. you MUST’VE been high

  12. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @57 wow there big boy, the nonsensical jumble of words you just placed, contradicts the message you are trying to get across. You Sir, are a little butt hurt cunt.

  13. See Mass, every single syllable is worth reading.

  14. It’s drivel, sweetie.

  15. it’s funny because crusty thinks he’s somehow not an insignificant little cockroach.
    this is in spite of everything he says being completely unfunny and shit.

  16. so don’t read it then. for your faults you do seem to be quite intelligent so why is this such a hard concept for you to grasp? Considering I’m an insignificant little cockroach you sure do pay a lot of attention to vermin.

  17. sure, dickwad. whatever you say. mummy’s little prince is such a clever boy.

  18. Cockroach to clever Prince…hahahahaha genius.

  19. wtf

  20. ^exactly

  21. Hey I said sOme of his comments were funny. Not that I didn’t think he was an abusive dickhead or a no brained cock sucker. Big up crusty. He keeps talking about wiping you n me out with words. I’m yet to see it.

  22. And flames the fact you shaved your ballsack… Only porn stars n poofs do that as far as I’m concerned. And you ain’t no porn star. Real men don’t need to do that. Or shave below the neck for that matter. You must be a virgin so how does that sock feel around you shaven sack when you finish having a flog?

  23. ^stfu

  24. Yeah. I’m here more to prove a point than anything now. If I left then MsAnne would win. What sort of world would that be where everybody bent over ‘cos MsAnne didn’t like them and did exactly as he/she says? A sad world.

  25. I shave my sack mainly for esthetics, and the off chance that i may get laid. You must be one old fuck to not give a fuck about how hairy your nuts are. that i won’t judge. but even when i watch porn, i don’t want to see a furry ball sack jumping back and fourth as it penetrates some blonde bimbo’s asshole. It is really hard to retain an erection.

  26. Another clue as to how old you are, a sock ? who has ever whacked off into a sock, i enjoy socks and to have one crusted and put out of use is completely redundant. I can use a full size towel to catch my semen and re-use it and within a couple uses wash it. It’s about being efficient, you fuckhead

  27. I cant believe i read this whole thing. On a side note, when the husband shaves his balls, they get much more attention. It doesnt happen often because he usually can’t be bothered but BJs are a lot more fun for both of us when he does. Oh and I’m female, so he’s not a “poof”. 😀

  28. yeah,exactly. i remember being born in the 1950’s.

  29. oh sweet jesus. crusty thinks he’s going to ‘win’ ONLINE. o_O

  30. Shaving the balls, oh really? No need. I like my men as they come thanks. And they’ll come pretty well with everything as it should be, I promise you. Oh and as to the original post …. yeah, that sucks pretty bad.

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