Thursday, November 12, 2009

That Little Prick

That-Little-Prick

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  1. BOOYAKA!

  2. this stinks of fake. too convenient

  3. I have to admit, I laughed.

  4. First

  5. I like turtles.

  6. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Meh. Unimpressed. Eric is a douche.

    Only commenting to prevent the weasels from doing the ‘first’ thing.

  7. not even close :)

  8. oh, and this post is lame…not the good kind either.

  9. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know what kind of mess was on the floor and is now in a girl’s hair… This just sounds wrong!
    Also – snuck out (when he wasn’t supposed to) …as opposed to sneaking out with parental permission? Department of redundancy department, anyone?

  10. this isnt even funny.

  11. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    *sigh*

  12. #6 u failed…horribly.

  13. I don’t get it…

  14. Haha nice. Oh little Kenny

  15. Everything on the Internet is fake! Trust nothing! The world is Photoshopped!
    You’re fake, I’m fake, Facebook is fake. No one even really uses it.
    The cake is a lie!

  16. #13,

    Eric is suggesting that Kenneth is referring to his 3rd leg when stating “Kenny Jr”.

  17. Looks as if he was talking about a pet, to be honest :P

  18. oooooooooooooooh. I get it, still..not funny.

  19. LOL at everyone pretending it wasn’t funny

  20. FIRST

  21. He was obviously talking about his penis.

  22. Is Jr her son or her pet or something? :/
    Either ways , it isn’t funny…

  23. Geonardo DiMetrio

    Kiwi: “Kenneth” is a guy’s name. That’s why the penis double-entendre works.

  24. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    @kiwi
    “her”?
    Who she?

  25. totally unfunny. Eric is a douchebag.

  26. Kiwi = Dumbass

  27. Thank you Boz,aren’t you funny?

    English is my fourth language, I worked with an English company before and I knew this girl from Leeds called Kenneth ,so I immediately thought he is a she.

  28. Does anyone else think that Kenny Jr. and “his sister” may be dogs? Really, snuck out the front door? Got all wet? Made a mess on the kitchen floor? Stuff in sis’s hair?
    Wake up folks, it’s just a dumb dog story. Not interesting at all.

  29. Well that’s what I thought too at first Shantay !

  30. i actually know a girl named Keith….

  31. wait, why don’t people think this is funny?

    the man is clearly talking about his dogs or something.

    eric points out that “kenny jr” sounds like it could refer to kenneth’s dick.

    rereading the status with that in mind is actually hilarious. as is kenneth’s next comment.

    did you guys just not get all that, or are we all a little too cool for dick jokes (reminder: you’re not)?

  32. Since when did “Jr” become a euphemism for penis?

    This makes no sense.

    LANGUAGE FAIL.

  33. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    @Shantay
    Who the giddy fuck would name his dog after HIMSELF?
    Or then refer to it as Jr.?

    But hey, apparently there are girls named Kenneth, so I guess anything’s possible . . .

  34. either
    A) I don’t get it or
    B) he’s talking about either a pet dog or little kid and if that’s the case then how is it lame?

    not sure what the point of this post was… or am I just missing the joke ?

    I get that Eric is inferring that he’s talking about his schlong… but even then it’s still not funny…

  35. i once knew a girl from Nantuckett….

  36. You’re just not getting it, Kaoss. Let me try and help you.

    Kenneth is talking about his son making a mess. Eric notices that “Kenny Jr” (Eric jokes that this is Kenneth’s penis, not son) went outside and got “wet” (HINT HINT VAGINA) and then went back inside and “made a mess” and got it in “his sister’s hair” (HEHE CUM HEHE).

    I hope that clarified a few things for you, pal.

  37. I can’t believe how many people don’t get this. Who the fuck is reading this site? Where are you from?? If my name were Scotty and I said “Scotty Jr.’s needs some lovin!” I’m obviously talking about my dick. Maybe you guys just don’t have a sense of humor.

  38. Ahaha, that was actually quite good. Sharp there Eric

  39. But in this case the guy was talking about his son, and there we have the funny.

  40. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    For the sake of clarity . . .

    The ‘joke’ (such as it is) is Eric suggesting that Kenneth referring to ‘Kenny Jr’ sounds like he may be talking about his own penis. Oh, how droll.

    The lame factor here is presumably how crap a joke this is.

    @Otto – it’s not entirely unheard of. But it is pretty lame.

    And again – has anyone met a dog and it’s master that shared the same name?

  41. most obvious joke ever.

    funny as shit.

    if you didn’t get it, you are obviously retarded.

  42. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Oops – Profound pretty much beat me to it there.

  43. ///And again – has anyone met a dog and it’s master that shared the same name?///

    Actually I did. A french guy named Robert and called his dog Rob. I always thought he must have been into weird shit.I think we have seen enough stupidity here , anything is possible now…

  44. Geonardo DiMetrio

    Kiwi, you have many weird experiences with names. :)

  45. Ok, who didn’t get this joke? Raise your hands… good. Now, those of you that raised your hands – off the ledge with the lot of you. As for the rest of us, beers all around!

    idjits.

  46. I thought he was talking about a puppy.

  47. Kiwi – Kenneth might have been her surname, but it wouldn’t have been her first name. No chance.

    And you’re still a dumbass

  48. too covenient to be true like the first two posts said. also… ‘someone’ is a tool

  49. Haha after I wrote that ,that’s exactly what I thought Geonardo :)
    Well I guess I work with foreigners all the time so I get to see and meet very diverse people.

  50. Ok… so I did actually get the joke. I just didn’t find it funny. Being as though it seemed like everyone else thought it was hilarious I thought I must have been missing the joke. No, I am just not simple enough to find stupid jokes funny.

    Ok, who get this joke and thought it was funny? Raise your hands… good. Now, those of you that raised your hands – off the ledge with the lot of you. As for the rest of us, beers all around!

    How’d ya like dem apples Nerf :P

  51. Ok… so I did actually get the joke. I just didn’t find it funny. Being as though it seemed like everyone else thought it was hilarious I thought I must have been missing the joke. No, I am just not simple enough to find stupid jokes funny.

    Ok, who gets this joke and thought it was funny? Raise your hands… good. Now, those of you that raised your hands – off the ledge with the lot of you. As for the rest of us, beers all around!

    How’d ya like dem apples Nerf :P

  52. posting fail :(

  53. Kaoss, if you’re above this kind of humor, I suggest not hanging out on lamebook. The post above this one features two girls pissing on a sidewalk, just FYI.

    Comments like yours make you look like a pretentious douchebag, which you may very well be.

  54. Lame. Oh my god. I bet they killed Kenny for this. Those bastards.

  55. Oh, little Kenny is his penis! Now i get it!
    It would have been funnier if his name was Johnson.

  56. seriously guys lighten the fuck up aye, it was quite a humorous joke and yeah as FUCK. said if your above this kind of humor find another website lol, get over yourselves

  57. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    No, the joke really *isn’t* that funny.
    You, on the other hand . . .

  58. can we argue more about whether this is funny please? it’s making us all look really, really cool.

  59. Even tho it was a while ago for all of you.. nothing here seems to be as funny as Jason and his epic fail

  60. Oh I love being immature and finding this funny!!

  61. this is fake. Im gay and even I didnt find this funny.

  62. I’m pretty sure this is about a pet

  63. I dont know whats on my mind…Fukk,i cheat on my boyfriend last nite..He was only rushing but i stopped him and kick him out…

  64. Blah that was juss a stupid idea…

  65. Oh stop slamming the people who don’t find this funny, they’re allowed to say so. I’m not above dick jokes, but this just isn’t that good of one. Oh well. They can’t all be gems.

  66. rest easy mittens, you sure told them…

  67. Why doesn’t anyone think this is funny? I find it hilarious.

  68. I dunno AiJay, just not as funny as other things we’ve seen on here I suppose.

  69. lol @ fagnuts… it wasnt funny…

  70. @6

    Spectacular fail.

    @27

    Only a girl from Leeds could be called Kenneth

  71. bwahahahahahahaaaaaa i just laughed so hard.

  72. Geonardo DiMetrio

    “Kenneth might have been her surname, but it wouldn’t have been her first name. No chance.”

    Yeah, that’s as impossible as a woman being called Glenn!

    …Oh wait, Glenn Close.

    Um. Darryl!

    …Oh wait, Darryl Hannah.

    Michael!

    …Oh wait, Michael Learned…

  73. ^ Not impossible, but highly unlikely!

  74. ^Well, granted. :)

  75. Huh, he means penis. Huh.

  76. “fleakfragfry” – Fucking hilarious! “Huh, he means penis. Huh”. AHAHAHAHAHAH! Pissed myself laughing!

  77. LOOOOOOOOL…this is why ABORTIONS are the best thing that ever happened

  78. Response to Detox:

    No they are not sicko. uhg, man some people are sick.

  79. “LOOOOOOOOL…this is why ABORTIONS are the best thing that ever happened”

    ^ One more would have made it better.

  80. HAHAHA!! How do you interpret that as something else? Some people have such a weird sense of humour.

  81. Sounds like Jr. is a bit of a prick.

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