It would be cooler if your contribution WAS a large dildo. Look behind your boiler, the previous resident probably left one there for you to find.
POWDERRRRRRRRRRRED TOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAASSSSST MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Oh, pull that stick out of your ass and lighten up.
What a nice laugh after that abortion shit
wait a second, I thought it was just stupid fucking kids who say “that awkward moment where…” but I guess its been a few years I’ve been seeing that bullshit, so these kids have jobs now… great
looking forward to “that awkward moment where your boss expects you to actually work… hey asshole, if I wanted to work I would have gotten a real job”
They knew what they were doing with that newspaper.
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