i remember an Anal-Eyes post from a few weeks ago. Can’t remember the post, just the name. I don’t even think a stripper would use Anal-Eyes. It’s like Piss-Face on the sexy scale: depends on your mood.
I thought BM was a bloody mary. That’s not nearly as funny. (Who says “bowel movement” anymore, much less an abbreviation for it?) But as long as the two craps leave more room for Joe Senior’s tube, all’s the better.
I would fuck any woman named Netta. Don’t meet many Nettas.
If you’re going to appropriate my name at least make it worth it and say something of worth and merit, you can’t bathe in my reflected shit stained glory if you say something soulless and bollockless like that!
Uber Username Man strikes again…strikes with what, his half flaccid penis and shrivelled hairless childs’ nuts?
You have committed the crime but i feel no pain, it’s a bit like being raped by an impotent, stammerer with an intense fear of blood.