I’m kinda jealous of Alannah, sounds like she’s been having a fucking great time, and the stained sheets are her trophies.
She can always look at them with fond memories, a bit like a Monica Lewinsky stained dress type situation.
The 1st one doesn’t really fit into the theme. It is a threat that trashy people use that basically means I can still beat on your face because the baby is in your stomach. Classy, and the rest, just ewwe!
@nonnieyrissa: your interpretation is HILARIOUS!!! Made me laugh much harder than any of the lames!!! You’re either really innocent – or the whole “baby is in your STOMACH” is intentional based on what the post was REALLY referring to! Hahaha… maybe I’m not being clear here but I’m laughing at you too hard to really think about my typing. Thanks for that!
@Hobo – I think I used my rant about ‘lols’ too early, on a much less worthy post. That is an unbelievably inappropriate use! Having said that, malteaser makes me laugh. Stick with it dude, don’t be forced into saying anything else. I love you.
@Uncreative, from what I can gather in quick research, waipareira trust is an organization in New Zealand that has something to do with protecting the maori and whanau cultures and making sure people have adequate health care. Not sure, that’s just a quick search job.
Ummmmm @gawds I am not sure what messed up world you live in but the first one is definitely referring to the fact that you can give blowjobs and not get pregnant…..
Perhaps Vera could take this advice and avoid another miscarriage…which brings me to another point….
I find it ironic that while commenting on a post about sharing just a little too much information at least 3 women have informed us all about their miscarriages, and another let us know about her recent abortion.
I guess it depends on your opinion on what should remain private. Going through a miscarriage is hard, and it’s harder when you are around people who think you should never mention it and be over it in 5 minutes.
I wouldn’t go into the bloody details on facebook, but I don’t personally think it’s oversharing to say you’ve had a miscarriage.
First of all,Vera, W O W, Way Too Much! That also goes for everybody else who thought they should chime in and tell us about their failed and executed pregnancies.
That’s right Aleah, mouths don’t get pregerzzz, They get sorezzz!
Last but certainly not least is Allannah, I’m sure you are the hooker that approached my car last night at the red light. I understand why your sheets smell like that. I mean after all, when your breath smells like that, I can only imagine what you smell like down there. Stay dry . . .
I don’t understand the appeal of hickey pics. My ex pulled that shit right after I dumped him and it just showed that he was so desperate to show people that someone actually finds him sexually appealing. I know its supposed to be like “Oh, yeah. Look at the hot night I had!” but it comes out more “Ohmigod! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!one!!1!!&)”