Yeah I’ll just take the JUNIOR bacon double chee, the JUNIOR. I’m trying to watch my figure, see. And the SMALL, the SMALL salted curlies, the SMALL. What else, what else. I need a half Coke and half Diet Coke. Gotta lessen my caloric intake, tryin to lose some extra weight. I want chicken nuggets, but not six. I just want FOUR chicken nuggets instead of six. And the SMALL chocolate shake, the SMALL! Got that?
Karl- I suspect your score has always been and will always be 0. Had you somehow masterfully pulled off this brilliant maeuver without soiling yourself we would still think you are an idiot. Speaking of which, didn’t people used to go to great lengths to hide when they did stupid things?
Jordan- I just ‘spilt’ brain cells on my Jordan tshirt. Oh the irony.
Christina- This is one of my favorite phenomenons irl. I always get a chuckle when I’m in line at grocers and there is some 350 lb chick with ‘lite’ cool whip. ‘Cause you’re gonna put that on what? diet apple pie? ‘lite’ banana split?
“Diet” anything is so stupid and most often defeats the purpose. “Diet” cookies are only 10 calories less than regular cookies, and they taste terrible. “Diet” soda makes you crave more sweets. “Diet” or “lite” dairy products taste like plastic, and maybe have 20 calories less than their regular counterparts. “Diet” food tends to be flavorless, and people tend to eat more of it thinking it’s okay. The only way to keep the weight off is to exercise self control and exercise your body.
9. right beat? like it’s some big mystery how to lose weight. I’m gonna write a book about all the science that goes into this highly advanced weight loss. My working formula is something like this; calories in > calories out = fat. That’s all I’ve got so far.
Don’t tell people that, beatus and sisqi. If the general public still believes there’s a miracle cure for obesity, I might still be able to make a million dollars from my idea of… um… Detox Asian Celery*
* Detox Asian Celery is to be consumed 3 times a day with 2 glasses of water. For best results, please combine DAC with a low fat, low calorie, low carbohydrate diet and moderate-to-high exercise levels.
A beluga whale isn’t even the fattest of ocean dwellers. And , a toy fucking beluga whale that glows in the dark ? I think being calorie conscious and still ordering fast food, is calorie ignorance. Ultimate don’t give a fuck.
SLG – just to be clear…you came to a site that is dedicated to making fun of people so that you could defend them all? Could be the NY Times has a website where people are all polite and reverant and pretending they aren’t judging others, but, um, criticizing is kind of our thing here. Speaking of which, gluttony is a sin, twinkie eater.
Apparently i pay more attention to the comments than original posts as just realised the irony of the fat whore getting a kids meal to be calorie conscious.
Yeah you fucking water mammal, do more swimming.
fuckingadude – that’s the best thing; I can deliver DAC anywhere in the world!! Just enter your postal details, credit card number, expiry date and CCV in one of the below comments, and I will send you the dehydrated diet wonder product. Just add water (and exercise)!
beatus – see, mofo, I told you this shit was marketable!
^fo’ sure. The sooner you wobbly fucking monsters all have coronaries, the cheaper healthcare will be for normal-sized people.
I swear I have more time for drug addicts than I do for disgusting food addicts.
Why do you assume that because I don’t like people being insulting/providing misguided dietary advice over an ASSUMPTION that someone else is fat, I’m also fat? Interesting leap of logic there. You are quite mistaken. That’s a pretty awful attitude though, MsAnne, I’m sure it was just an attempt at levity though, right? I don’t like lazy, greedy people either. But insulting (assumedly) fat people and such is a bit of a slam dunk, no? Isn’t that also lazy? Next we’ll be doing fart jokes. Awesome, can’t wait.
Ah I see, but again, mistaken. It’s one of those things known as an “acronym”. Since we’re playing the assumption game, can I have a go? Alright, here’s mine – I assume from the amount of time you must spend on Lamebook, that your butt is roughly the same shape as the chair you sit on, it would just have to be! Also, given the amount of time you spend on here, you couldn’t be in all that spectacular shape, so your derision of other peoples body shapes is probably out of place. Just because you’re thin doesn’t mean you’re healthy, or not lazy.
This is a fun game!
hahaha…yeh…silly little girl…slit-licking guy, all KINDS of stuff, ive had fun with the acronym too. it’s an old nick that i got after a huge night out…really can’t be bothered explaining. it’s all good beatus, and msanne, you can make fun of a 3 letter acronym all you like, promise i won’t get hurt! Go for it, I’ll use em. None of those were all that good though, maybe try a little harder. And yeah, it made me feel heaps better playing, thanks for asking!
The truth is that I simply don’t have the same amount of time to spend on Lamebook you do, MsAnne, despite having quite a lot of free time at the moment, because I spend a lot of my time training. I spend hours every day on it, so I can absolutely 100% guarantee you I’m in better shape than you.
You forgot to mention whether or not I was right in my assumptions about your butt-shape. It’s not as much fun if I don’t get any feedback. C’mon, put a better effort in! I bet I’m right!
Going back to my original point, making fun of fat people is a cheap thrill at best and is evidence of a bullying type of mentality. I’m right, you know it, and no amount of attacking me will change that. You guys have every right to be a bunch of wankers if you want, and I have every right to call you on it, and I will.
nah truly bored…there’s just nothing to latch on to in this exchange for me. just talk of fattiness and snacks and such, and no attempt to argue the issue, or even respond to my crazy accusations about your arse-shape. you’re not even being that insulting. utterly, utterly dull. definitely not your best work. i was even hoping that you might get in a decent parting shot, but nah…still weak. not to worry, there’s always another day/comment thread!
……..unless…you wanna try again?