Now I’m sure we’re all in agreement that we would get britnee drunk and bang her, but let’s not make any assumptions about how sweet a couple they are. I’m pretty sure Noah will come home drunk one night and cyber bully the crap out of her..then he might end up in facebook prison. Seriously, has anyone else seen those stupid ads about cyber bullying? What happened to the good old days when people just hit each other?
Sitting next to people at restaurants is my preferred seating arrangement. Not for the cheesy romantic aspect of it, but because I hate watching people eat. Eating is a very unattractive activity. I have a friend who can’t breathe through her nose. Watching her eat is like watching a culinary horror movie. So, by sitting next to her, only my peripheral vision on one side is affected. Small mercies.
Walt, I just lost my job. My asshole boss decided to tell everyone that I quit and my schedule got filled and I definitely did not quit. That along with a shit ton of sexual harassment and they’re gonna find themselves in court.
I… am going to bed. It’s past midnight here and I’ve been sick and lazy all day.
That sucks Lulz. So I guess as you don’t have to wake up early to go to work tomorrow, you might as well let me take you out for some drinks. I’ll be at your place in 7 minutes and 43 seconds. See you soon.
I heard Noah built a boat many years ago. He was an animal lover, so he gathered all sorts of god’s creatures to go on a wonderful journey with him. But no chickens. He just never had any use for a cock.