Friday, December 10, 2010

Terrible Type

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  1. BEN

  2. Damnit, Combat. I was so close.

    1) You know, they say that sort of load is good for the teeth. ;)

    2) Mmm, rape does warm the soul.
    3)Jojo, you fail. Clearly he misspelled people’s* as well.
    4)Ouch….don’t phones auto-correct use words that are most frequently used?

  3. Keona – it says “Niger” not the racial slur. Niger is a country in Africa.

  4. People do realize that Niger is a country in Africa, right??? And that it’s not the same as that other word??

  5. Lol I just tried to clarify that. It’s hilarious how many idiots are out there saying, “OMG they said what?!” Morons. :)

  6. I know! You beat me by a few seconds. No respect for geography anymore.

  7. Yes, I bloody fucking know it’s a country…God, all of you calm down. People do realize a joke, right????

    Other people on Chris’s friends’ list would have probably taken it the wrong way. People that get on LB typically aren’t smart, which means that they’re the ones who would sooner assume it’s the slur than a country.

    Besides, all I said was ouch. You read way too much into one word. If you still don’t understand after all this, then you’re all lost causes who just want to jump on people’s nuts. I’m sorry I offended an African country.

  8. I don’t get how mermaidtear knows ‘how many idiots out there are saying, “OMG they said what?!”‘ if she’s the fifth commenter and absolutely nobody before her made any reference to it being the racial slur.

  9. I know the kind of Niger, and it’s true that he’s normally not open after 10pm. So, late at night I just got to Djibouti.

  10. Uh, *king.

  11. I like Zimbabwe.. I wish I lived there for that reason only, the starving would get to me…but would probably outweigh the fucking snow we get here.

    Nobody kill Mugabe yet?

  12. I didn’t know McDonalds had one of those…

    1001AwfulThings.com

  13. “It’s hilarious how many idiots are out there” who think that knowing the name of an african country gives them the authority to pontificate about geography.

  14. Thank you, Vincent. I was just about to post the very same point.

  15. It’s fucked up how Impalas let birds ride around on their backs and necks. Same with Hippos (no, they don’t ride on the Impalas).. like I wouldn’t stand for that. I think this can be witnessed in Tanzania ..maybe Zambia or Namibia.

  16. I know some of you are going to say “mass, it’s because the birds are eating parasites and stuff off it’s host, the mighty Impala/Hippo”. That’s why I have a chimpanzee … native to The Congo.

  17. Did you know that when a chimp attacks it will try to rip off your face, hands and genitals …but I am not sure if it’s in that order.

  18. I’m blind and type with my genitals btw.

  19. lol. mass, did you just google African countries so you could a list a few? :)

    The voices in your head out of control again, Mermaidtear? Or you just felt like picking on people falt?

  20. Typo:

    *falts

  21. mass, are you drinking? I can usually tell when you are. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s funny. I’m liking this National Geographic trivia roll you’re on here. As for the chimp stuff, I remember seeing that woman who had her face eaten off by her pet chimp. It was grotesque.

    And you type with your genitals? Clever dick.

  22. Falt: An old English measure of wheat in London containing 9 bushels.

    Isn’t this just Arron’s way of saying let’s not pick on each other’s grain, especially in London when it involves quite a large quantity? I think Arron’s got a message for all of us.

  23. Word! Yeah, Fridays I only work ’til noon and often I’m productive…today, not so much, having a few after a dry spell.

    Zimbabwe is considerably closer to Aus compared to where I am now .. I should move.

  24. @Saffer… attached to the wall behind my monitor is a huge World Map…but I don’t want to pontificate lol.

  25. mass ftw if he can use a touchpad.
    My favorite African country is Canada. So warm and dry…

  26. @wandr … I love that part of Africa!

  27. Seriously though, what ever happened to alordslums, and what did that mean?

  28. Ok I wasn’t serious.. it’s 27C in here, like for the love of fuck … similar to Angola.

  29. Mass, I think what wandr meant was that he/she likes Canadians raped up.

  30. mass, the flight time is somewhat shorter from Zimbabwe to Sydney than from your current Carrot City location. Not that much better, though. It’s still a long way. I’ve done the trip a couple of times. Choose somewhere a little closer… like Sydney.

    As for alord, I’d like to think he’s still here in spirit.

  31. As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serangetti.
    I seek to cure what’s deep inside, frightened of this thing that I’ve become.

    I bless the rains down in Africa.
    Gonna take some time to do the things we never had.

  32. Jesus, Comments. That cheesy old tune. Honey, you can do better. I still love you, though.

  33. i didn’t know there was vitamin C in dick-juice or i would have stopped buying overpriced freshly pressed orange juice and stuck to dicks instead. dammit.

  34. Uh, Keona? Methinks you overreact a bit. Your second post sounded kind of Bennish.

  35. @stretch That’s a stretch. Do you GET IT? HAHA, TIDDY BOOM!

  36. Ok .. just came to, a neighbor helped me inside and got me dressed, freezing…jeezus. I think she thinks I have a small pecker now .. damn it. I found an airline ticket to Sydney, Nova Scotia taped to my ass? I came back on here looking for clues…all I found was The Who performing ‘I can see for miles’ over and over.

  37. Did that really happen, mass? If it did, that’s comical and scary at the same time. That’s my favourite song by The Who. They’re one of the best bands live I’ve ever seen (even without Keith and John). That song apparently inspired The Beatles to write Helter Skelter. Anyway, just a bit of musical trivia.

    Stay inside.

  38. @Stretch methinks that I hate presumptuous idiots as much as the next guy on here. I’m also PMSing. I can be Bennish at times, I can also be Frodo-ish, or Wallace ish at times. It wouldn’t be the first time I have, and I wouldn’t be the first commentor to do so, either.

    What’s your point? :D Or is that too overreacting for you as well? No? OK then. Wait, let me apologise and kiss your ass for good measure, then bow down at your feet. Pleas don’t beat me, master Stretch. If you want to rebuttal, don’t expect any more replies, as I’ve stopped caring after this.

  39. I suffer from tonsillitis quite a lot. My husband is constantly telling me a good dick will sort that out. I don’t believe him.

  40. Curlybap, semen has proven properties of improving a woman’s immune system. Maybe you should sack up and let the cock cure what ails you.

  41. Soup shhhh. He doesn’t need any more encouragement.

  42. Tilly that cold you’re feeling is death approaching…run towards the light Tilly, run towards it.

    The last one reminds me of an uncomfortable misunderstanding revolving around my phone auto-correcting ‘selfbumification’ into ‘Zimbabwe’… awkward moments man, awkward moments.

  43. Yes, we’re all raped up good and warm for the winter.

  44. @wordymyperv

    I couldn’t help it, ya’ll started talking about Africa and the song just popped into my head. Kind of like Ray and the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man in Ghostbusters. :)

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