Wednesday, March 31, 2010

You Have Now Reached Terminal Idiocy

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49 Comments

  1. BEN!

  2. Oh Saira!

  3. No way. No freaking way !

  4. wow. just WOW.

  5. Seems like Saira missed, when she was younger…

  6. I think Saira’s mum missed the mattress when she was pregnant with her, and caused a little bit of brain damage!

  7. Saira should immediately jump out of a plane without a parachute. Her intelligence (or lack thereof) is bringing down the world average in a big way. Do it for the rest of us darling.

  8. Gullible people are fun though- what would we have to laugh at otherwise?

  9. The guy’s slight wedgie as he dives out of the plane?

  10. Ask a stupid question…

  11. Anyone know what country the post came from? I’d really like to give this a try.

  12. Hahha. I have to say, I had to do a double take on the picture after reading Angelo’s comments… But I am a gullible person, I have no shame in admitting this! Although I usually prefer to say “trusting”. =p

    <3

  13. @11 – is that a stupid question is response to British Hobo’s comment? Or are you stoopid

  14. @hobo – So HAS anyone ever missed the mattress??

    Saira should’ve just been a stain on the mattress…

  15. Yeah, what if he misses the inflatable mattress?

  16. Christina.Willemina

    Comeon people, obvious sarcasm.

  17. Sometimes I like reading the comments you guys leave more so than the posts themselves. I want to be in your club. Is there a fee I have to pay or some sort of trial by fire?

  18. Super Nintendo Chalmers

    @11: I Google-Earthed it based on the picture, and it’s a few miles northwest of Walthill, Nebraska.

  19. You jump and dive into the ocean just try to make sure its deep enough and you miss the sharks…..

  20. I think Saira must be 5, and Angelo 25. Strange bedfellows…

  21. @Stymie – you have to jump out of a plane and try to hit an inflatable mattress…

    And I totally agree – I love reading the comments more than the postings. There are some clever people on this site…

  22. Stymie,

    The fee is actually one million dollars payable to the Knights of Lamebooktica. Membership is assumed at this time and one Robocop unit will be sent to your residence in return. A trial period of 6 weeks will be initiated when your payment is received. During this time your membership is closely monitored and subject to scrutiny.

    Please note that the use of “firsties” is ground for immediate expulsion.

    If you do not retain membership after the trial period, the Robocop unit will need to be returned immediately as it remains property of the Order. Activation of the Robocop unit for personal gain is strictly prohibited.

  23. @Bucky Fellini

    Are you Mark?

  24. @11

    It was more a response to the entire post. And yes I am stoopid, just not that stoopid.

    @tfletch

    You just made me laugh. And I hate laughing.

  25. We are mourning the loss of a beloved old friend who recently passed away. His name was Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life but died in the United States from a vicious contagious disease.

    He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes and factories, helping folks get the jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, frivolous lawsuits, and ludicrous verdicts held no power over Common Sense.

    He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn’t always fair. Common Sense lived by a simple and sound financial policy. Don’t spend more than you earn. Common Sense also lived by other time-tested strategies like: The adults are in charge and not the kids, and it’s okay to come in second or third.

    A veteran of the Great Depression and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends such as body piercing, ‘whole language’ and ‘new math’.

    But his health declined when he became infected with the I’m not responsible for my own actions and It’s alright if it feels good viruses. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance policies. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

    It declined further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student, but could not inform the parents and get their permission when their children were given mind-altering drugs or birth control pills; and when universities turned into cesspools of debauchery and socialist propaganda.

    Common Sense lost his will to live when criminals received better treatment than their victims, the Ten Commandments became contraband, and priests molested young boys. When a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee is hot, and was awarded a huge settlement; and when the president sold security related technology to a hostile nation, Common Sense fell into a coma.

    As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of consciousness, but was kept informed of new questionable regulations, such as thought control and partial birth abortion. Finally, when another president, claiming to staunchly protect the country from terrorist atrocities, yet allowing the same villains to invade the country through borders that are strangely very penetrable; being fully aware of what the grave consequences of such deliberate and ominous neglect can be, Common Sense died of sudden cardiac arrest.

    Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Love; his daughter, Responsibility; and his sons, Diligence and Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers, Deception, Greed and Ignorance. Not many attended his funeral, because so few noticed he was gone.

    Article
    http://www.seniorsapprove.com/common_sense.html
    Obituary of an Old Friend
    submitted by Angie from California

  26. Louder Than Bombs

    @lamebookpro

    You should be well chuffed, you managed insult and wish death on a random girl you have never met.
    Aren’t you clever?

  27. maybe it’s just my computer, but it really doesn’t look like angelo has a parachute.

  28. @buds It’s just an illusion. The think on his back is actually something to weigh him down so he drops faster. Not everyone uses those, just the even MORE extreme plane jumpers.

  29. well buds i think that it’s safe to say he had one.

  30. And sexluther wins.

  31. @29, he will be more of a winner when he changes his screen name to that.

  32. danetta, I wish I was still 29, at least call me word darlin, I think I’ve earned it.

  33. I must say… Angelo has a nice ass.

  34. oh word darlin, anything for you. :)

  35. wtf

  36. That’s pretty bad, i’ve seen worse though..

    Managed to convince someone that:
    -printers have an anti-print button to recycle the ink
    -that there is a way to my house that is all downhill (take into account that my house is a 30min walk up a steep hill from where we were..)

    Pretty damn funny though :P

  37. Saira. You. Fucking. Moron. hahaha
    The pic is an awesome one though!

  38. dietpillpyramidscheme

    I find this amusingly relevant:
    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923808

    On another note, I once convinced a girl that men could become pregnant. I think it was the ten minutes of laughter that gave it away..

    Saddest of all, was the look of self-satisfaction when she figured out I was having her on.

  39. lol!

  40. Is Angelo a boy or a girl??? Seriously it sounds like a boy’s name but it looks like a girl in the picture! Confused face!

  41. FlonkertonChamp1

    Blaziken, how the eff does angelo “look like a girl”?! you can’t see a face or hair. the hell?

  42. Okay Blaziken, you obviously have sex with mounds of disfigured flesh, otherwise you wouldn’t know if that was a girl in that picture.

  43. Got to love gullibility. A friend of mine convinced a girl that one of the buttons on the checkout at Tesco(the Supermarket we worked at) immediatedly called the police. She pressed it and just by concidence at that instant some police officers came through the main doors. Apparently the reaction was pricelss.

  44. Oh wow. That just made my day. The things that people believe are just hilarous.

  45. Hahaha, this just made my life!

    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  46. Your life must be sad. =(

  47. @25
    “Common sense is what tells us the earth is flat.”
    — Albert Einstein

  48. Nice butt :-)

  49. @24 You meant @13?

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