Megan #1: Lame lame lame blonde joke. One of the worst ever. Almost as awful as the one where a blonde stares at a can of frozen orange juice for a really long time, because it says “concentrate”. Shame on you.
Megan #2: Well THAT’S good to know, sweetie! Glad it’s not one of those ‘hemrerphremodatic” ones; those get really expensive to shop for later in life.